h-hey anon....
why are you buying 5 bags of extra large popcorn with your ticket to A Minecraft Movie........?
who are your friends.....why are they also buying 5 bags of extra large popcorn.....pls anon
H-hey anon
my dark friend, there is nothing to worry about. we are simply big guys, it’s a normal amount of popcorn for us even though it seems like a lot of popcorn for you
*taps your shoulder from behind you in line*
What's the matter, guy? The cashier isn't back yet!
How about you chill the fuck out Robert and help me load this thing
Robert, my friend, as you can see my hair is not done up like pubes, I was born before 9/11, I don't take HRT, and my penis is larger than 2 inches, so I am of no danger to your establishment, unlike those adult kids over there
Holy fuck soilennial SEETHE
anon’s blood pressure spiked and steam came out of his ears while typing this post
Millennial here. This guy is a faggot, chicken jockey his ass
Hey, Robert. Let me get 5 extra large bags of popcorn for the young guys in the light blue polos behind me. Heh, maybe they'll make it rain.
based boomer
You're alright Robert. Don't come into theater 4 after the showing
Robert do you wanna be in my tiktok video with me?
Say what you will, Chicken Jockey is a lot better than that Dark Knight theater meme.
5 bags of extra large popcorn
What's that, like $120 for $3 worth of kernels? Movie theater owners must love this stupid trend.
It isn't
How the fuck are either of those memes
How boring can the average nu4chan autist's life be to have this many threads over a bunch of kids throwing popcorn and pretending is the most ebin shit ever.
you're watching the white race's reputation plummet in real time, never again can anyone pretend there is a more stupid and savage race than whites
lol ok abdul. I think throwing around some popcorn in a theater is a fractionally smaller offense than orchestrating rape gangs all over europe and being 60% of all homicides in america
WHY DID YOU SHOOT ROBERT YOU RETARD
This is making me want to see minecraft now
You posted this from your room in front of your wall of funko pops and nintendo power magazines
YELLOW CORN AROUND HIS BODY ITS A FUCKIN' KINOCIDE
Quick, somebody call an ambulance!
He's not dead yet there's no chalk outline.
*subconsciously compares his own penis size with 12 year olds constantly*
this rattled some zoomer cages
I was born before 9/11, I don't take HRT,
[x] doubt
based
Dis nigga crashin’ planes
OH GOD WHO FILLED THE POPCORN BUCKET WITH CONCRETE
kek this made them fucking seethe
Shut the fuck up and give me my shit you fucking NIGGER.
I'm not mad at you Anon. I'm just disappointed.
Hey come on Robert he isn't one of us can we still get the popcorn? You only gave us six bags so far
kek. Is there such a thing as a popcorn cannon? It's the only logical progression now that they keep upping the ante.
You hush your mouth boi. How many times I done told you to mind yourself around your betters, Robert? You know better. I know you know better. I'm sorry Robert, this pains me it really it does but I think it'd be best for all of us if I remind you where you's came from. Take off them clothes and turn around for me son.......I'm only gonna ask you this once.....You's want the buckle? Or the belt?
Anyone remember Food Fling?
All of you buy 5 extra large popcorn
You've now covered the paychecks of the wagie cleanup crew for an entire week
Yeah, theaters would be SO SAD to sell you guys armloads of confection, it'd be terrible if they had to sweep or something.
lmao gottem
I would like 40 large popcorns and one ticket to the minecraft film, roberto
They hated him because he told the truth.
blud's post mad cringe fr fr.... but it do make dem sneethe tho!
Imagine being a fat going to movies during this shit. Getting turned down for buying your 4 tubs of popcorn before the show starts. Getting kicked out because some kids wanted to make a video all while your fourth tub gets covered in chicken shit and a streamers and shit.
Splendid post, Good sir! You have truly won the internet today! *tips*
Based
Would attend a movie with
Imagine how legendary it will be if we got the real robert to acknowlege his Anon Babble throne and post in a thread in real time
I am the real Robert. I love these threads.
He did a ama on reddit a few years back
I already know that you look like soijak in real life kek
Can you fuck my wife while I watch? Preferably in all holes and with your hopefully also dark and handsome friends? May I record it?
Just take an air cannon and fill it with popcorn
They are hiring new janitors, just to inform you
My theater said I can't bring my ar15 anymore after the incident.
Lmao
The real Robert is a normalfag immigrant from Ghana in his 40s. I don't think he would even understand the meme.
Woah, his light skinned wife actually bleached him, is his soul actually white?
He's honorary.
$3 worth of kernels
lol. $3 of kernals is like two pounds and that's for plebs like me who don't buy it by the truckload. That would be like a dumpster worth of popcorn.
It's marketing. Maybe some autists too but mostly advertising guys making these threads.
If everyone was buying that much overpriced kinoplex garbage Robert would shit his pants from happiness
here's your popcorn, anon. Enjoy your screening of A Minecraft Movie.
Zoom zoom...
He is right though. All soillennials take hrt.
my penis is larger than 2 inches
Zoomers seem to be pretty well endowed. Don't ask me how i know.
them doesn't know
Zoomie...
Based anon dabbing on the Zoomiggers
muh penis size
I thought you guys hated zoomers for acting like niggers, yet here you are using a nigger argument.
Your generation is by far the biggest disappointment
US
Lol. Keep seething. Also the 18-29 age group includes the millennial that are 29 years old as well.
all these seething replies
Really struck a nerve with this one
coping this hard
Zoomers are by far the gayest generation. None of your seething will change that lol
zoomies live in a state of perpetual seethe
Because crawfish season is almost over, Robert. I'm not eating frozen, dead crawfish. If I can't get five pounds of crawfish, then I'm going to get five bags of popcorn. What, are we gonna get crab legs again?
n-no you
Kek. The soillennial got buckbroken. Go back to sucking your friend's avocado.
B-b-based
Based. This made the cuckllennial so mad he started samefagging.
Millennials are spiritually niggers
5 bags of extra large popcorn
That's a fairly small portion of popcorn for an average-sized person, I'd say?
still seething
The truth doesn't care about your feelings zombie lol
the generation chimping out at theaters accuses others of their own behavior
The projection is strong
muh zoomers are HRT troons
muh zoomers are high-t niggers chimping out while we poor millenial jannies have to clean it up
Which one is it then soilennials? You're contradicting yourselves.
poor millenial jannies have to clean it up
You realize only teenages work in movie theates, right retarded zoomer???
GOOD AFTERNOON SAAR. HAVE A GOOD LUNCH BREAK?
I'm a well endowed zoomer.
typing furiously with errors and three question marks
saarposting out of nowhere
stop coping and clean it up
210033292
YOU SURE TOLD THEM SAAR
literally using muh penis arguments
n-n no you are the niggers!
kek, nice projection.
teenages
Oh no no. Millennials are ESLs?
You're just mad because you're old!