AWP JOCKEY

AWP JOCKEY

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BOOM HEADSHOT

THE BOMB SITE

This... IS A FLASH GRANADE

RUSHING B RELEASE

MY HANDS ARE SHAKIN', MY HANDS ARE SHAKIN', BUT I'M STILL SHOOTIN', AND I'M STILL GETTIN' HEADSHOTS IT'S LIKE BOOM HEADSHOT BOOM HEADSHOT BOOM HEADSHOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TERRRR-O-RISTS WIN BABY

I'm only watching if there's a scene where a griefer T throws the bomb over the fence near spawn.

door's stuck, dude

So we love Jack Black now? Because like 2 months ago or so there were threads about how fat and jewish and evil he is.

Forget it anon, it's Anon Babble

I……..AM T

lel

Whats your problem green?

I CAN DANCE ALL DAY
I CAN DANCE ALL DAY

But anon, the hecking wholesome tiktok algorithm said so.

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someone set us up the bomb. De_dust

*crouched over on a corner behind the terrorist planting the bomb, unnoticed*

*terrorist leaves*

*singing in falsetto but very audibly while he walks towards bomb* "oooooo yeah ninja defuuuuu-huuuseeee, uuohh NINJA DEFUUUUUUSEE-aaaoo-hoo!"

DOOR STUCK!! DOOR STUCK!!!!
PLEAAAASE!!!
Y-YOU'RE A GENUINE TRUMP SUPPORTER!!!

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Do you like ice cream? My favourite is vanilla ice.

slop jockey

we *insert retarded blanket statement here* now?

have you considered that more than one person uses this board?

The kino writes itself. I for one am looking forward to the Jack Black vydia cinematic universe

JACK BLACK STOP BLOWING MY MIND

teammates gets shot mid scentence on cache

cuts to enemy team boosting

"AWP JOCKEYYYY"

JB: Ooooh sick knife dude! *looks at camera* BUTTERFLY!

Than-*gets shot in the face by AWP*

JB: Oh yeah, now it's mine!

*tries picking the knife up from the corpse, hand goes through it like it's smoke*

JB: what the !?

it's Anon Babble in 2025, nothing needs to make sense anymore

FLASH AND DEAGLE

CHICKEN JOCKEY x 1,000,000

EASY CHEESY JOCKEY SQUEEZY

YOU GUYS...

AM I RUNNING FASTER WITH MY KNIFE OUT?

WHEEEEEEEE-YAAAAAAAAAAA-DEEDLEDEEDLEDEEEDLY-DEEEEEEEEEE

*makes flailing air-guitar spastic gestures while doing the fat guy fake-running*

its just the marketing campaign for some movie that's likely going to have the biggest second week dropoff in history

Probably just a bottle of purple hair dye, since there's no substance beyond that. If it needs to have dialog, we'll stick Post-it notes on it.

Jack Black is killed looking at a porn spray in cs_office

throws hail mary smoke, lands exactly in the sweet spot

"Did I do that?"

fucking kek

GO GO GO

Since Trump won Israel and jews are cool now

long sequence where he keeps peaking A long changing his face each time

throws a smoke early into the movie, pays off at the end when it finally lands

intense build up where he mag dumps a box only for no one to be on the other side

scene where he's juggling guns

gg ez

shows JB crying like a baby in a very exaggerated way

Ey yo, Dimitri is rushing B!

Dont count him out! That cyka has lambda tattooed to his ass!

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Imagine the tiktoks of zoomers throwing grenades in the theaters

save?

we.re gonna... FORCE BUY

I never participated in your Anon Babble schizo threads so don't lump me in with those guys.

I welcome this era of vidya movies, games that put gameplay first are generally a silly medium to begin with so there's no real downside to ending up with goofy shit.

Too autistic to understand the joke this is referencing and that mostly everyone itt is making fun of it

We still dont like him, not because he is a jew, but because he is a forced tryhard who tries to stay relevant at all costs. We just joke about how profitable he is

This is what zero sex appeal looks like.

Isn't this the same board that complained about capeshit for being too goofy

There's nothing goofy about Tiktok clout and bandwagoning

I RUN FASTER WITH A KNIFE

I can't believe he didn't get perma cancelled for the Trump joke he did on stage last summer.

ywnbaw

He could be cast as Link and Zendaya as Zelda.
Movie producers take note.

Capeslop is insecure about the source material being goofy so you either get Marvel meta self-deprecation or DC trying too hard to be taken seriously. Raimi's Spiderman trilogy is Anon Babble's favorite capekino and that embraced its inherent goofiness.