American character's lunch

These have never actually existed, ever. Why would movies and television collectively conspire to gaslight society into thinking brown grocery paper bags exist?

these new Italian loafers will make short work of it

protagonist's wife gets hit by a car

single tomato rolls across the street

BRIAN LOOK OUT

That's a fairly small amount of macdonalds for an average sized person I'd say?

American character needs to do laundry

That's clearly a canvas bag, they use paper bags for alcohol

I wouldn't WANT to eat that
(but could, easily)

love pea soup and pancakes

every fucking Thursday our platoon's out training over mealtime and gets fed kebab spaghetti slop in the field

annoying

split pea and ham soup is delicious even the 40p tins you get in the supermarket

for me it was ketchup, ham and cheese sandwiches.

American character gets angry

British are disgusting

you don't even know about the cardboard doors we have.

ssshhh don't tell him anon, you know how they get

split pea soup

More like shit pee poop

Suddenly my middle school experience makes so much more sense.

Funny

damn you

American character turns the wiper stalk before driving off

shit pee poop

actually shit cum poop

wiper stalk

Movie Blob's humorous response is what people remember but the initial post was pretty baffling. Obviously that's an absurd amount of food for a single person to ever WANT to eat in a single sitting, but even so any normal person could easily finish all of that in 30 minutes. 30 minutes is a fucking eternity for the task presented.

They're called "paper bags" but they actually have a thin layer of plastic lining to make them glossy

The only thing I'd struggle with is the cola.

Thirdworlder's brain immediately goes to how disgusting British food is

person cheering the concept is Finnish

It's blood sausage all over again

unironically a small amount of mcdonalds

black pudding is genuinely delicious, I think people just get all uppity because it's made out of blood. zoomers don't even eat it because they're afraid of offal.

Looks like nigger cum

I wouldn't know

Kid? PB&J, Chips, Apple, maybe a cookie and juice box.
Adult? A deli sandwich or maybe some left overs.

A cop? Donuts or a bribe

I'll take that over having a laundry machine in my fucking kitchen

SOUTHERNER?
A CAN OF SKOAL AND A SIX-PACK OF NATTY ICE!

This looks like a poorfag meal. I don’t see any McFlurry or Apple McPie

Brown bagg'n it

And everyone drives a circa 1975 pickup truck. And everyone smokes cigarettes and lights them with Zippos, which at some point in the movie they throw into a puddle of gasoline to burn something. And no one is ever seen actually eating. Just fucktons of drinking and smoking and shooting people.

Oh and when someone is shit, physics go out the window and they are temporarily airborne. Yeah buddy.
And everyone can afford a house and a car, working minimum wage blue collar jobs they obtained with a firm handshake.

It's wax

And everyone can afford a house and a car, working minimum wage blue collar jobs they obtained with a firm handshake.

Very few blue collar jobs pay minimum wage.
And technically you can afford a house in the ghetto on minimum wage if you drive an old used car

They used to.
It's too expensive now.

Yep
Still just $2.50 at Walmart
And we also don’t have creeks and streets full of plastic rubbish like jeets or Filipinos.

character's box of unemployment

Hey zoomie

They only do this in the movies.
Now if you get fired, they lock you u out of the building that morning. You are escorted to a conference room with your supervisor, an HR rep, and security. They fire you, force you to sign paperwork that you won’t claim unemployment, and they hand you the items from your workstation that they already collected prior to firing you.

when commandant trudeau banned plastic bags in canada, some grocery stores started offering paper bags again

My local grocery store never stopped using paper bags. Though, you have to tell the self-checkout machine you are using them or it will freak out

force you to sign paperwork that you won’t claim unemployment,

lolwut

This is actually what my groceries look like. But the milk is usually separate.

movies are just mass psyops for the goy nibbler golem

I'd rather share a washing machine and dryer with tyrone and sukdeep than have one in my house

americans are the comic relief character of the world

americans

Here is the reason why.
In the USA you do not qualify for unemployment if you are fired. Only if your job is “lost” due to a reduction in force or if the company fails. People still try to lie and claim unemployment benefits when they get fired. This forces the business to provide proof. Signing the document makes it easier to prove you were fired and not RIF’d or some other legitimate reason to claim unemployment.

Character drinks alcohol in public

I had to use one of these for a couple years. It was fine. Literally a 2 minute walk away. No one messed with your clothes, so you could just leave them there and come back when they're done.

Just dont sign lmao

Apple pie with no vanilla sauce

Americans are animals!

Table beer

I prefer floor beer

But you must sign whatever documents are put in front of you. You must obey the corporation. To do otherwise would be unAmerican.

In the USA you do not qualify for unemployment if you are fired

Not true.

"you may be ineligible if your termination is due to misconduct or if you voluntarily quit without "good cause"

Basically, if you're fired because you showed up late 15 times, no unemployment. If you're fired because they just felt like it, you get unemployment.

American character has to take a snack break in the middle of loading his kitchen laundry machine

I reuse my paper bag

thats way too much soda for that little mcdonalds

the proper british term is flippy whicket

Instead your talentless celebrities that you worship flies around the world on private jets fucking everyone else over a million times worse than some pajeets throwing a bottle in the ocean

British character's lunch

For me, it's a mustard sandwich. Two slices bread, with mustard. yum.

BRIAN HAVE YOU HEARD THE WORD

No one messed with your clothes, so you could just leave them there and come back when they're done

so you lived in a mostly white neighborhood

that's called,womyn in the HR

Yeah, but working class, back before I le made it.

UK has the best food actually, nothing fancy or faggy,just heavy pastry with meat, vegetables, gravy, real food, french fags need to die

jews won the dietary ick wars

this is a daily (and nightly) occurrence in australia

The issue is there are literally billions of them and they throw 100% of the trash they produce into rivers that run off into the ocean. There is a world of difference between one pajeet throwing one bottle into into the ocean and every pajeet in the entire country throwing the equivalent of a several dozen bottles into the ocean every single day of their life.

zoom zoom

Bagging Alcoholic Beverages

That isn’t a law in every country in the world.

wild turkey "sandwich"

Bully sits on it

lightweight
I drink that much if it's a place that allows for refills. I'm cheap like that, I don't have to drink anything at home.

I don't remember eating any of that in my time serving
They had all of that during the drafts though
maybe it differs where you're located

we

rubbish

you are not american