Kill zoomers

Kill zoomers
Behead zoomers
Roundhouse kick zoomers
Twist zoomers heads off

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based, total zoomoid death

nah

Clean the floors, janny.

sybau unc

Zoomers are like 30 now, this is gen alpha slop

You can see all the animals chimping out in the videos are grown zoomoid manchildren

Unc seething that his youth is over. AINT NO WAY LMAOOOO

ts unc pmo fr bro got no aura

Minecraft is an intergenerational kino thoughevermoresofar.

It’s a win. The zoomers understand that soulless corporate slop is to be mocked. Timeless and quality films are treated with reverence. Goyslop trash is to be ruthlessly mocked.

l-let's mock it into the highest grossing movie this year bluds this will cook them fr fr

Shlomo...

It will have as much cultural impact as avatar and line some kike pockets. Cultural win, financial concession that’s meaningless in the long run.

Why does Jason Mamoa look like a Regular Show character

Alphies prefer Roblox.

nah, lilbro, its fire actually no cap, maybe lets make it an avatar and watch the next 3 movies too while mocking it of course will be peak!

Shlomo...

why is there a nigger woman?

mindbroken by zoomerchads

Shouldn't you be busy mutilating your child's genitals and eating avocado?

Zoomercucks are all bisexual and childless

Millennials are childless as well since they are not raising children but rather robots that spend all of the day staring at their ipad. Every time I see a millennial letting his toddler near such a device I feel disgust.

We're PANsexual, grandpa, and childFREE.

chicken jockey

CHECKED AHHHHHHHHH

The movie is shit, but I find it endearing this chill game about creativity has so many passionate fans, instead of worthless niggershit like GTA.
Good job, zoomzooms.

cultural impact

movies

What did sub80IQbros mean by this

Unless there was another version, then gor no reason at all. She is less annoying than you'd think, but the script gives her absolutely nothing.

zoomers when they find out you can just like not watch the movie and continue to shit on the trailer (improbable)

holy TRIPS

Hopefully Trump sends the zoomers to die for Israel soon.

CJ-sama...

He mad

Millenialbros.....

Gee I wonder who is behind that kind of thinking

Checked

flint and steel!

Theyre still paying to see it tho

Billy-sama I kneel

Get in the car, Bayden. Its time for your doctors appointment, we need to adjust your hormone levels.

t-they're only seeing it ironically

first time one of these threads made me laugh

The youngest zoomers are teenagers. Don’t try to pass this off on alpha. You have a whole lifetime to make fun of them for things they will actually do.

Most zoomers are in their 20s now, only the youngest ones are still in school.

Yeah that’s why I said the youngest.

Generations are defined by their oldest members though, with the youngest ones bleeding over into the next generation. That's why most people can agree on when a generation begins but not on when it ends.

Shut the fuck up zoomer.

It should and will be illegal for a zoomer to disagree with a Millennial.

Why are you mad gramps?

yah

You’re just wrong and trying to redefine stuff because you are ashamed. There is no point in engaging with you.

CHICKEN
JOCKEY

So is Minecraft just this generation's "Scary Movie"?

Gen X here. What's the matter? Angry you lost and taking it out on the zoomzooms. Go cry to daddy Drumpf and his wife, Elon.

Don’t compare actual retardkino to mindless shitty cgi zogslop