Alexandra Daddario and Finn Wittrock to star in Hershey's chocolate biopic

I deserve sex with her

I feel like if she wasn't famous I could fuck her

You're not famous, can I fuck you?

No you don’t. Only the top 10% of males deserve sex with 90% of females.

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Hershey's have an aftertaste like you vomited, how can americans tolerate that?

imagine if she had an enema so the inside of her butt was squeaky clean and she shoved some hershey's chocolate up there and let it get warmed up by her internal body temp and then squeezed it out into your mouth lol that would be so weird it would be like she was shitting in your mouth but it would be yummy chocolate haha

RLM was right again!

because of the water cycle there is a small chance I drank particles of water that touched her during this photo

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Source: Anon Babbletroons malding about their bulletproof virginity

Say that to my face you Swedish bitch. (we hide it with peanut butter)

Gosh, imagine having sex with her.

The domestic version doesn’t have that. Only the export version.

you spent all your good boy points on tendies

I'd suck hershey's chocolate out of her asshole.

She's already walled sadly, so I do not care.

I'll only watch it if there's a scene where she gets covered in chocolate syrup.

this

I’m actually having raw sex with fine bitches.

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I tried it when I lived in the US. Never seen any outside of the country

sure thing baby
$20 for a rub and tug
$50 for the full howdoyoudo

Hershey's chocolate biopic

hollywood is fucking finished
what's so interested about a guy making a chocolate.
people wanted chocolate. so he made a factory to make them. the end
so fucking interesting.

Did you check the expiration date?

how big is their dick?

Bigger than yours

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I think you're just used to it

lol it would probably get her butt a little messy but you could clean her up with your tongue haha

I don’t actually eat Hershey’s it is so plain.. I prefer MARS chocolate bars.

For me it was those big blocks of white chocolate they sell at whole foods, because quantity IS a substitute for quality

Least obsessed euro

Does she show off her big post preggo milkers

Get me the chocolate that tastes like vomit and made by spoilt milk.

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That's cause they used to use spoiled milk and the fda made them stop that so they use a vomit flavored chemical to reproduce the old flavor

I deserve sex with you papi.

i am a woman now, so...

ugly lanky witch demon

maybe on Planet Retard

I want to put my penis inside her vagina and have sexual intercourse with her, if you understand the vernacular.

Hershey's chocolate biopic

Man that's a very specific niche, who's supposed to pay to watch that?

makes sense.
Anyone from Pennslyvannia is fully aware of how much of a tit-fucking madman Milton S. Hershey was. He attributed his wifes huge massive milk jugs for his love of the chocolate manufacturing process

Americans will watch a 2 hour chocolate ad

The same people who went to watch the john mcdonalds biopic. Maybe even sucker in a few fools expecting charlie and the chocolate factory

McDonald's.
Apple.
Ford.
Versace.
All of those have biopics.

Not sure I get it, could you explain further please?

She owes me cake

Did anyone watch those?

How many other women have beaten the wall?

The wall goes over everyone eventually.

The whole point of the wall is that it happens to women before men, if you can get past 30 as a woman without walling you've beaten it

Need Alexandra Daddario to squeeze out some Hershey chocolate from her butt right in my mouth.

Except McDonald's is a giga world wide brand, not a one in a dozen domestic chocolate brand. And even then the movie wasn't exactly a blockbuster.

39 year old

hard pass

pajeet thread

You forgot about the fraudulent Flaming Hot Cheetos biopic?

I want to put my peepee in her cooter and make fuck.

based tit enjoyer
it's one of the most white qualities

I'm black though lol

ok post more white asses

ywnbb

Papa wants some chocolate, baby girl!
oh this sounds wrong love me chocolate tho im so fat

Somehow, she just became even hotter despite just having a babby and being almost 40.
Hope she doesn't go overboard with fitness and weight loss any time soon

Is Paizuri Guy one of his descendants?

I want to smell her dirty clothes hamper.