Yellowjackets

Is the show fixable or have the writers completely fucked it?

Kill Shauna

unfixable, the creators want it that way, they see themselves as shauna and jeff so yellowjackets is a story about them and their retarded shenanigans, enjoy it for what season 1 was when they were trying to hook a producer to give them money so they had to give it a decent premise(that they lifted from alive/lost/lord of the flies) and forget about the rest of this trash afterwards that is driven by their ego ridden hack asses

NO RETURN
NO RETURN
NO RETURN
NO REEEGRETS.

we'll find out tomorrow

I hope they all die, except Frodo

except *Misty and Frodo

they still think there's going to be a season 4

lol

It's going to end with Shauna killing them all or Shauna fleeing back to the wilderness as a fugitive

i hope she freezes to death and Jackie's ghost sits on her face and smothers her

she's one o the worst characters in television history

sophie nelisse can fix the show by showing us her tiddies

*slurps*

The showrunners made sure that there were no straight adult men in the forest with the girls.

Mari survives the wilderness and escapes any longterm psychological consequences because she's too dumb to view it as anything other than an unscheduled camping trip with sporadic bouts of starvstion, murder and cannibalism

Kino

If they'd had a competent adult they wouldn't have been stuck there for two years. Hell, why have they not created a bonfire like in Lord of the Flies?

kodiak and the cuck husband

I hope that when the series is inevitably cancelled the last scene of the show is hag Mari going on a podcast or talk show promoting her tell all book about her time in the wilderness and just makes light of it making the rest of the Yellowjackets seems stupid for thinking they had to keep what happened out there a secret.

dude it sucked 5 minutes after the show started. what a hunk of SHIT

New Promo Pic

TIME JUMP TO WINTER CONFIRMED FOR THE FINALE

BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ

Whoever is in charge of Costume & Design for this show needs to be fired. The brief look at winter furs we got in the pilot was kino. This is not.

time jump

hope the showrunner couple gets shot

kodiak and the cuck husband

both effortlessly killed by muh stronk women

they're a girls soccer team stranded in the wilderness you really believe their self-made clothing would be flawless?

I didn't say the costumes need to be flawless winter clothing or anything. I just think those costumes are lacking in sovl.

based

they cant just time jump when they realize they have to show the girls beeing dumb and cause they didnt plan ahead
going from winter to their now established camp could be a whole season

Sex with Christina Ricci and Hilary Swank.

I already belong to Sammi and Ella.

or Shauna fleeing back to the wilderness as a fugitive

I could see that happening.

Misty.

Callie.

If I was in that forest it wouldn't have gone down like that.

Lottie fell down the stairs in a scuffle with Callie, wasn't murder and was Lottie's fault for going schizo.

Can someone sum up season 3 for me?

Writers shit the bed and made everyone retarded. They decide to kill their rescue and stay in the wilderness so they get paid another year.

I posted this before but here's how I see the last two seasons playing out

Things have reached boiling point with Shauna and Callie, there's no repairing their relationship, Shauna discovers that Callie was the one who murdered Lottie but it was by accident. Callie wanted Lottie but she was turned down

Callie has made copies of Shauna's journals and plans on releasing them digitally or to some publisher for money

Shauna gives into her inner impulses and just murders Callie. She also starts eating her without realising what she's doing until Jeff walks in spotting her in the middle of the act. Shauna's only reaction is to murder him Raskolnikov style then eats him too.

Shauna ropes Tai and maybe a couple other Jackets into fleeing they are in full panic mode. The pair just go from hotel to hotel trying to lay low in various backwater towns until they realise they are close to the Canadian border. S4 ends with Shauna and Tai fleeing America in a small plane like the one Laura Lee flew but it crashes

Misty is heavily conflicted on whether or not to help them or to assist the police she winds up siding with the police and helps them out in locating where they could have gone. Misty also later discovers that Hana was Walter's mother but gave him up for adoption

S5's 90s timeline is the YJs readjusting to being back into society, having to follow the norms and customs some are fairing worse than others while others are using their time in the wilderness to circumvent reintegration well

While back in the woods Shauna meets a guy who turns out to be a spiritual representation of her baby but all grown up. Tai has went crazy and is off with the fairies doing wilderness stuff. We find out a lot about lore stuff, TMWNE, the symbol, etc.

If I was in that forest I'd have gone down on all of them.

I was really hoping it was going to turn out that Talk Soup was hired by the wife to take them out there and kill the husband. That or it would turn out that Jeff Winger was the owner of the cabin and he brings people out there to murder them.

who cares lol

no homocoach no watch

Let's be honest, the best part of the show is with the teenage girls and this will largely end once they get saved unless they decide to just do cringe drama briefly before they split up to go to college. I'd be milking it as much as possible too.

Did they ever answer who killed adult Travis or why?

I don't think so, but I also wanted to post this here in case my prediction ends up being true: They're going to pull a Lost in the sense that I think the afterlife works in a similar way and exists outside of time. I think specifically the sequences that take place when characters are near death are actually them crossing into the afterlife. For example, Coach Ben, when he was going catatonic and had the vision of his boyfriend - that was actually his soul in the afterlife existing outside of time, which is why the boyfriend was telling him to leave. Likewise, the scene where Lottie almost dies and has that dream sequence of four of her teammates at the mall is actually the four of them in the afterlife. This is why they were joking around but stopped and told Lottie she was going to die if she didn't leave. Again, the reason Misty and Shauna can exist in the afterlife while being "alive" is because the afterlife exists outside of time and that's where they'll be regardless of when they die. I think if they hint more at this it'll be towards the end of the series with the intent of viewers going back to figure out which scenes are hallucinations and which are actually visions of the afterlife

Yes, he intended to temporarily hang himself in front of Lottie because he thought getting near death would allow him to communicate with the entity, but the device malfunctioned and he couldn't get down. I think this was revealed in season 2

but the device malfunctioned and he couldn't get down.

It didn't, the entity/wendigo/spirit fucked with it just like it caused the deaths of the others.
Lottie manages to see it in a corrupted form of Laura Lee.

The writing is good if the goal is to make you want the absolute worst things to happen to the adult Yellowjackets.

Seriously tho wtf did Van ever bring to the table? Also it pissed me off how in the teen timeline everyone is so scared of Shauna now that doesn’t make any sense it’s very unearned. Also you got Joel McHale and THATS ALL you use him for? For shame