I would simply not freeze to death

I would simply not freeze to death.

I wouldn't say a single word to that frigid water, I would listen to what it had to say and that's what no one did.

I would simply stand in front of stairwells like this to prevent Irish people from reaching the deck

power goes out

it is now pitch black in every direction

Reminder one of the Chefs got drunk and survived

scary as fuck

do you think some of the people on the titanic canonically got sent to the best game island and died?

fuck i mean the most dangerous game

I'd just swim to land. no biggie

the people that say it's pronounced "new finland" are retarded

go to kitchen

boil giant pot of water

hold water pot as ship sinks

relax in soothing bath as the water around me takes much longer to cool back down, buying me much longer to survive and wait for help

cuck Jack from beyond the grave by fucking Rose afterward

Nothing personnel

I'd simply Ha-Doh-Ho the ice berg (or any Bergs if you get my drift).

just delete your post next time. why does no one ever do this? instead they clog threads up with their retarded corrections no one cares about

I'm a trans woman, so I'd go with the lifeboats :)

Im a black woman so i simply steal one of the lifeboats

t. has never heard of posterity
im only deleting my post if i post my home location and my social security number

edit: .
sorry I forgot to put a period at the end of my post, so I'm replying to it with this correction, because my post is just so important and I don't care about anyone else.

I could swim that. It's just three miles.

edit 2:
im trans btw if that matters

Swim it then, if you're so great

I would simply climb in the funnel that broke off and casually drift to land

anyone remember that one Anon Babble copy pasta from like 2016, the one where it's recounting a news clipping from 1970 talking about an old guy washes ashore and claims he was stuck on the sunk water-tight titanic, that they were still people onboard

I would simply go inside when it sinks to keep myself warm.
Then each day i'd keep myself going by eating all of the first class food and drinks and retire to a comfy first class cabin.. Probably learn a few instruments and get fit in the gym.

Then in a few months when it gets warmer, I could simply swim to the surface again, and with my newfound strength from the gym I could simply swim to shore.

Conception Bay

Placentia

i would have simply climbed on top of the iceberg and put my jacket on the surface so i can lay down until help comes.

I would simply be on the Californian. Having a pleasant nights sleep.

Swim 500 km

Still have 106 to go

I would simply be born 80 years later

I would simply steer it away from the iceberg. I rent paddle boats at the lake and I'm pretty good.

There was actually one motherfucker that didnt. Irish fucker, remained on the ship deck until it sank and got hammered like nobody ever did on all the expensive whiskey, one last ride to go down like a man. They found him floating in the water later on and pulled him on to a boat. The fucker had so much alcohol in his blood he couldnt get hypothermia. True story.