How Does He Say So Thin & Girlish of Figure?

How Does He Say So Thin & Girlish of Figure?

Foreskin cream.

He says he’s getting fatter and fatter by the day.

Cocaine and vigorous sex with gold diggers

Looks like a fat pig and the fake bricks dont help

He eats half a slice

Like some standard italian fag

Who

he's jewish, moron

That's a religion not a nation like italian annoying motherfuckers

Retard

thats a small pizza

It’s so strange how many people take his reviews so seriously when all that really matters to him is that it’s extremely basic and cooked well done

Pizzas pretty low carb if it’s thin crust

He's right, they are a religion, not any ethnicity.

SURE SURE SURE,
i'm not the one mixing up religion with some nation, guess who's the bitch moron.
It's you.

He only takes one bite, everyone knows the rules.

How much did it cost him, maybe $200?

Some good cut Crack cocaine hits nice sometimes. Don't ask me how I know

"Lemme get two half slices"

How do you know?

Your mother, her & her whore friends.. meaning your dad

He just takes a few bites and probably gives the rest to the crew or throws it away.

"Lemme get two half slices"

That sounds real west coast califorina faggotry

New york actually

Bullshit, I'm from NY and never heard anyone say "two hald slices" You'd get laughed out of tow for saying that.

yeah, they're obviously a spur of the moment joke with no real thought behind them. They were never meant to be a huge series that small business stake their reputation on. Just one off joke videos.

Unfortunately, his fans are sports fans, so they didn't quite understand that. It is funny seeing them get wrecked by sports betting though.

calm down dave

its an ethnicity braindead retard giganigger

Piss off tourist

your hunger level affects the enjoyment you get out of food. this retard goes to like 30 places in one day and acts like hes giving an objective rating.

told Kenji Alt Lopez to suck his cock and kill himself

he's based in my book

is this some portnoy general meme?

sure it is, for you
go play around in times square with other niggers

Kenji Alt Lopez

What the fuck kind of name is that?

why do I recognize this man?

camera angles

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The cuckold creep with the painted fingernails name is Jimmy Alt but he's trying to DiversityMax.

why the fuck would you grab a slice and eat it right as you pick it up from your doorstop, like who the fuck does that? can't you wait to get back inside and grab a fucking plate?

That's spooky, I've seen those types with the painted nails, they're always trannys and drug addicts.

this guy is a classic jtard.
nothing special.

he is eating it in front of the restaurant and i think it started out doing it there to have it fresh and being able to film freely

acts like hes giving an objective rating.

Not only was it always subjective the whole thing is a joke from the outset. People like you are why these videos became a big deal for businesses. You’re too retarded to watch someone give a jokey 2 cents review on a fucking pizza slice.

Right wing jews scare me, their sinisterness is on another level

what a retarded cope. hes the most important man in the pizza business

the nose is a big tell

That's just plain sad
That fuck should get the 13 steps to the noose

he's already cutting down to only four reviews a week so hopefully he's gonna hang it up soon. they've been super stale for years.

it's funny how many high 8s he gave early on that shitty pizza places are probably still riding. he'd probably give them all 7.1 now

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You mean like slave ships?

why does he chew with his mouth open? my dad started to do it too

hey watch the language dave

it's a review where the owner starts crying

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Why do they look like such homosexuals?

He recently got evicted by his wife because he was molesting the bulls, now he lives on a houseboat. Now we're just waiting for the police to discover the rotting corpses of teenage runaways.

do americans really eat cardboard with that weird red paste and artificial cheese?

The Law & Order SVU is on the job

Sure, then we send our puke over to you eurofags

what does a real pizza look like?

You clearly haven't had a slice a New Haven apizza

The best is a ham & cheese sandwich on rye, you foreigners just can't deal with it

he was not feeling this interview at all. adam said he actually had to cut out a few times where he said it was the least funny interview he's been apart of

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Bugs get squashed, bro.

Portnoy is funnier than Friedland

this retard is an extremely picky eater and i don't even mean just pizza. it's like taking the opinion of an eight year old seriously

What the fuck is a dave and adam?
Are they gay lovers or something?

i don't know, the part where Adam said that Osama Bin Laden was spotted at a Red Sox game the day before 9/11 and it was a photo of Scottie Pippen throwing out the first pitch was fucking hilarious