Scenes that only loyal married men can understand

did he fuck her before they tied him up?

Most women would only find you more attractive if Ana De Armas wanted to rape you. They are simple jealous creatures.

didn't we just have this thread? are you mad bc you missed the fun?

she was only 27 in this film. practically a kid

SHE WAS PREMENOPAUSAL YOU SICK FUCK

Zoomerita pusy must be awarded, without question, to big millenial cock. We deserve this.

It's his own fault for being tortured like that.

As a married man and not even remotely loyal, I agree. I don’t understand how he didn’t just willingly fuck her until her brain melted.

meaningless sex isn’t worth it bros
i destroyed my marriage and family all for an orgasm that wasn’t even that good, she didn’t even swallow and i got barely any cum on her face

Only 27 years old, she was just a kid

That no good piece of shit Tony Soprano's cousin put 6 inches in her with no provocation whatsoever

How did your wife find out?

she told her because i didn’t pay, she didn’t give good service

yeah no older than my wife's son

NOOOOOOOOOOO I HAVE A FAMILY, I CANT THROATPIE YOU AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HELLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

this anon speaks the truth

You should be arrested for shoplifting.

Ana De Armas is unironically an ugly little troll

bait used to be believable

And she used to be younger

Tranny homosexual degenerate hands typed this.

Tell me you're gay without telling me you're gay.

post it

t. crust poster

YOU SICK FUCK

if you wouldnt bareback creampie both these hos you cappin

t.

this for real. You would nutt in 5 seconds inside them.

i would if the movie premise wasn't an obvious set up

When I started dating my wife, some pawg at work started flirting with me out of nowhere

my face while she rides me:

how did you start dating your wife? did she get amnesia or something?

He deserved everything that happened for letting into his home. The entire situation was too good to be true, he should have assumed that they planned to rob him. Dude has no self-preservation instincts whatsoever.

It was free pizza.

He was just trying to be a good neighbor and help out some girls stuck in the rain. Don't punish bro for having good intentions.

Someone post the vocaroo already

NOOOO, don't fucking put your tight pussy on my fat 45 year old cock, NOOOO

I've still never seen this. Does it explain why he doesn't want to fuck them? I would.

He's not erect or even inside her here shes just taco bell farting on his balls and the jalapenos are burning his sack. RIP George Floyd.

a true Anon Babble classic

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Gen z detected

sounds exactly like Moist critikal