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this show was pretty okay but I wish there was an app I could talk about Jeremy Renner specifically

Dong disclosure?

app status?

Rod rumor?

penis profile?

is this real? I'm not watching marvel slop but that's actually funny and topical

hitler analogy

powerful...

How can you write on a sink? It will come off in 3 seconds

PERMANENT marker.

Genital generalization?

Incel thanos pill ideology

thanos made the right choice of asking for half of the universe's population to die in order to be more resource efficient instead of asking for unlimited resources when using his wish-granting machine

he knew the absolute degeneracy that infinite resources would lead to, since he wasn't completely retarded

did he say that in any movie though? or in any comic?

What Thanos did wrong was not killing 99% of sentient life. Things would go back to the way they were in a generation or two after just killing half

Everyone now agrees and obeys me

Done. NOW the work is over and always will be

Probably safe to assume he just couldn't do that. The gauntlet in the movie is clearly not actually omnipotent like the comics, it couldn't even stop a fucking axe from stabbing the user. It pretty much just dusts and un-dusts people. And fucks up the user in the process.

Why did they even change his motivations from the source material

he literally could have used the mind stone to just make everyone ascetics who would be super autistic about using minimal resources, and be happy about it

Him wanting to fuck Death was to much for them

Him wanted to fuck the personification of death is too trippy and abstract for normies, also the Chinese likes to ban spooky skeletons, somehow Red skull is okay though

because lady death was and is a retarded motivation. As for why they didn't just have him keep the moniker of "the mad titan" I don't know, because that would allow you to waive off some of his plan not really making sense. You could just say he was hyperfixated on this kill 50% of the population thing.

Maybe they thought people wouldn't take him seriously if he goal was just to fuck Skellytits

BUT WHAT ABOUT HIS PAINUS!?!?!?!

Surely any chance of people taking any of the MCU seriously anyway went out the window with Antman being so inconsistent about the affects of growing and shrinking on mass.

IM HALF THE MANNN I USED TO BEEEEE
HAALLLFF THE MANNN I UUSEEED TO BEEE

wtf was britney's problem anyway

The original Infinity Gauntlet storyline makes capesloppers seethe because Thanos wins and kills all the avengers. But it's also a funny storyline cause for everyone including the other gods it's a multiverse ending conflict but for Thanos it's just a really bad date with Lady Death.

Loved Hawkeye, its a crime Kate has been forgotten.

You didn't leave her alone
I was the right amount of young and detached from popular culture that for me Britany was nothing but the leave Britany alone girl, but recently i've come to appreciate a few of her songs.

How do you respond without sounding like an incel chud in this situation?

you should have hit her baby, one more time
this could have been averted

I get out of the truck and say it to their faces and also tell them my dad told me to do it, that'll fix his liberal queer ass

spit in this faggot's face

Go out yelling out of the top of my lungs that all kikes and niggers will burn in hell forever

Pull a gun if any of them try to get physical because I am not a 50 IQ retard normalfag who breathes through his mouth

Fuuuck, maybe I need to change my ways

I'd do it and get my ass kicked just to spite him.

but I thought nazis were pro-israel now WTF

arguing with a shabbos goy is like arguing with a television and televisions don't have ears to hear you with nor minds which can be changed.

I'd say this with a smug expression on my face and my arms pompously folded

winkie wondering?

This is maximum cringe. Why do they treat an intergalactic catastrophe like a social media drama?

He's right though in that reality you're far too much of an impotent faggot to ever do anything about those flimsy pseudobeliefs you acquired over the internet.

this is the same people who brought you Chuckie being a mass murderer, arsonist, rapist, torturer cannibal.... BUT AT LEAST HE'S NOT A TRANSPHOBE

do what? Confront some random rats coming out of their rat nest? What does that achieve? They know what they're doing is wrong, you telling them isn't going to change their minds, that's the whole problem

Confront anyone. At all. Ever. You'll never do anything based on those flimsy beliefs of yours. You just want to whine like a self-aggrandizing entitled child that everything bad in your life isn't your fault. I mean, that isn't a big surprise, you aren't special and there are many like you, in every political domain.

jewish hate makes it sound like the hate that jews hold towards non-jews

he is right though

blah blah blah - cheap psychoanalysis on an anonymous imageboard (of all fucking places) - blah blah blah - more cheap psychoanalysis and projecting - blah!

As if history isn't littered with thousands of mass movements resulting in expulsions. It's almost like a law of the universe at this point really. 'God's chosen race' always goes too far

Oh it's worse than that, they treat it as a fun theming.
Same people at Marvel responsible for this would start crying and shitting themselves if I made auschwitz pizza

my parents are more racist than me so this would not happen