Well shit
Well shit
terrible thread
His death is going to be so ugly. Instead of people mourning and celebrating his life and work it will instead be millions of disgruntled ex fans cursing his name and hoping his soul goes to hell
Jack Black should play him in the biopic
A Match Of Chickens And Jockeys
Bro you need to go outside. You've spent too much time on the internet. Your brain isn't right.
"And what of the orc babies in their little orc cribs?" George protested, straddling the bench in heaven like a french prostitute on a divan.
Tolkien laughed. "Well surely my good man I imagine he would leave them be. They pose no threat, and are innocent but for their original sin, which is not for mortals to judge." He said, mirtfully. "Indeed perhaps he could then later collect taxes from them." Tolkien winked.
"Bah!" George proclaimed, shifting his massive weight to allow a humongous fart to escape his devilish bowels. "But the orc babies would grow up to resent him and his kingdom. By leaving them be, he has created but an invitation to further grueling conflict."
Tolkien raised an eyebrow. "That is no different then leaving disagreeable men to live, wouldn't you say?" He asked. "Conflict is inevitable as long as there is free will, persisting without the guidance of God. That is the price we must pay for free action. And to the betterment of our final condition, I say, for what is valor, and bravery, and goodness, if no sin could ever take its place, no temptation was ever be resisted?"
George, as if in protest, let out a particularly vile fart, following by an explosion of brown water, soiling both his pants and the bench.
"A fine display of bowel movement, but still not an argument" Tolkien said.
cringe
What was Aragorn's policy on behavior in kinoplexes?
based
The more he ate, the more he shat, but the more he shat, the hungrier he grew, and his hunger sent him crawling to the buffet to gobble up more food.
I will celebrate his death
thanks chatgpt
I still can't tell whether he wrote all of ASOIF years ago to be released posthumously out of shame and being a pussy about fan backlash or if he genuinely has not typed a single word in the last decade
there isn't a single chance that someone doesn't collect and finish his work. people do it against authors wishes all the time. it would be much more notable if they actually just didn't try to finish and sell it.
Has it…. finally happened?
no winds
no blood and fire
no dunk and egg trailer
Give me a reason to not end it.
Project Hail Mary is coming out next year.
George did an interview years ago admitting he suffers from writers block. I think it's common with most writers that ending a story is the most difficult part of the writing process.
Don't fucking joke about that. I want my fucking farts of winter already.
fat
kino
I don't blame GRR. If I wrote half a book and you gave me a bajillion dollars I wouln't bother writing the other half either. Fuck "fans", what are fans but drooling consoomerist faggots anyway?
I don't think any self-respecting author in the genre would want to or is capable of finishing it. He doesn't meticulously outline everything he does, so I doubt there's going to be thousands of pages of notes to go off when he dies. What will more likely happen is the rights will be sold to some tech company and shameless jeets will use chatgpt to shit out a billion more asoiaf books
holy cringe
kys faggot
IRON THRONE
He wrote basically everything that happened in the show and then when fans rebuked it, he had to go back and rewrite
A lot of the plot points from the show would be genuinely fine if built up over 2 1500+ page novels instead of completely rushed through in a few hours of television.
chicken jockey always gets digits. ive seen muliple instances of chicken jockey posters getting massive digits. cant be a coincidence. consider the fact that Jack Black also made fligu gigu...get it yet?
Teleports 5000 miles and stabs you
Fatso will die of fat
Bookfags will end up with even a more worst story (incomplete) than the one Anon Babble got from those two cucks.
LoL & maybe LMAO!
fligu gigu chicken jockey
= [ It's OK. I Could Finish It Better, One Day, For You All. ]
The dire wolf cub sir?
H-he ate them?
scientist brought back direwolf before the fat fuck released the winds of winter
George R.R. Martin has expressed some reservations about my work, The Lord of the Rings. While I am gratified by his admiration, I must address specific points where our views diverge. Firstly, he finds fault with what he perceives as a lack of detailed political governance, such as Aragorn’s tax policy and the handling of orcs post-Sauron. To this, I would say: the book is not intended as a political treatise but as a mythological epic, viewed through the eyes of hobbits who are not concerned with such matters. Their perspective naturally limits the narrative scope, focusing on adventure and moral choice rather than administrative details. Aragorn’s reign is described as wise and just; specifics are unnecessary for understanding his role in restoring peace. Secondly, regarding Gandalf’s resurrection: Martin feels it diminishes the impact of his death, but Gandalf is no mortal; he is a Maiar, an angelic being who can be restored by higher powers. This plot element is consistent with my mythology and essential for the story’s progression, symbolizing renewal and increased power. Thus, I stand by my creative decisions, believing them appropriate for the tale I aimed to tell.
could buy a castle in Northumberland England, hire maids to wear medieval shit all whilst he writes WoW
Instead he's going around doing promos for david gay batista movies
Its pretty obvious everything that happened in the show is what he planned.
Maybe events leading up to what happens he would have wrote them better than the shitty showrunners. For some reason even that faggot Weiss said in the official recap videos that George told them Bran would become King.
Bran being king was a bullshit plot point he made up and fed to D&D to sabotage the show and their careers after they cut Lady Stoneheart from the show and fucked up everything around the Dorne storyline. The Winds of Winter, A Dream of Spring, the remaining Dunk & Egg novellas, and Blood and Fire are all releasing next year. Trust in the process.
we're going to have dragons, giants, and mammoths back before he publishes Winds
I genuinely grant him his last few years of hedonism, growing up means accepting not everything has a conclusion.