Eternal Cryptkeeper Edition
previous DREAD, ehehehehhee:
/hor/ - Horror General
Why'd she do it bros?
is that the Stopmotion chick?
WATCH RED ROOMS
Watch lowlifes
kek @ when she said
it’s maam, clem
I love this lil guy like you wouldn't believe.
A new Tales film with the Crypt Keeper as an integrated character in the plot would be such an easy win for Netflix or whatever. Hire me you retards I'll write it.
No other actress has so selflessly and prolifically dedicated her body to kino
Insane filmography, seems like you could watch one of her films every few days and it'd still take you a year to get through.
Yep you got it.
The Monster Club
Sometimes she'd show up for like 5 minutes, do a full nude scene, and then get killed, and the poster designer still knew to present her like she was the star of the movie
Based
I have this on my hd for some reason, probably the anime anon. Gonna see what it is.
kek, nice.
movie tries to make her hideously ugly before she becomes a sex demon
still wood
my kinda place
Yes
This was fine. Really should have been a full movie though, it was like at the half way mark they just skip to the final scene. I guess OVAs were expensive to make and 40m was enough.
Yeah budget cuts in anime are next level
Do you really need all those frames? What if we halved them?
Just realized what you linked was the newest Koji Shiraishi film. This one looks like it could be higher budget though, guess that means it's coming out this August.
youtube.com
imdb.com
writer seems to be a new guy, can't find anything about them through google
I guess it's based on a book
japanbookbank.com
there's a manga adaptation of it as well
mangadex.org
spooky
Post the ending.
perhaps the greatest ending ever
have a magic pig slap instead
Dreaming, dreaming is free
I just watched The Relic (1997) that involves gecko dna and realize that there are no horror films involving geckos or frogs. Is it possible to make them terrifying without adding claws or fangs or they are only effective as part of a chimera like in The Relic? I imagine it would be terrifying if something like the ones in the webm would be even as a big as a deer let alone the size of a gorilla.
Another morning of horror watching means another useless post about my thoughts on them. Watched 3 movies, 2 being horror:
Followed (2015)
Road trip FF horror. It's free on Tubi & Jewtube. It's insanely obvious what the ending will be. I still enjoyed the ride and recommend to FF Chads, although others might not like it.
Spiral Drive (2020)
Road trip sci-fi supernatural FF horror-comedy. It's also free on Jewtube. Honestly, this is interesting and bad at the same time. I still enjoyed it, and the alien/creature that is shown in the very opening is pretty simple, but cool. I definitely haven't seen any others like it. Their banter is annoying at times, but all leads up to an intriguing and enjoyable 2nd half of the movie.
The 3rd movie I watched wasn't horror, but whatever:
Novocaine (2025)
Fuck it, this is funny action movie. I enjoyed how they used the premise and it never wore thin. His gaming friend is an absolute bro and it has a very light-hearted tone to the entire thing.
i'd say novocaine bordered on horror because of the creative ways they used his disability
I have never seen a horror movie.
The condition is definitely a nightmare IRL, even though people think it would be cool. Imagine having to check yourself all the time and needing to be super cautious with everything you do.
well majority of people who have that disability have severe mental retardation (not a joke) so they don't really have the ability to consider how hellish their situation really is
they don't really have the ability to consider how hellish their situation really is
Sounds like most people regardless of if they're retarded, or maybe the majority of people are retarded and (((they))) have just changed the requirements over time.
Anon, I don't want to tell you how to live your life, but at least watch The Shining.
I didn't like it
What are the top 10 Horror Anthology series?
Good, now you can watch the fly and friday the 13th the new blood for the very first time
Overlook Film Festival report
Monster Island
Combination of Enemy Mine and Predator, but subpar in every way. The monster looks like the Creature from the Black Lagoon but the suit is shown too much and appears a little stiff. I'd put it on the same level of quality as Operation Undead.
The Ugly Stepsister
Best film I saw at the festival. This year's The Substance in terms of pushing the envelope and then going even further. The goes for gore and sex (both girl butthole and erect penis spotted). High quality in every regard and the director was very personable with her big feet.
Ash
If you want horror in space this is what you'll get. Not great but solid.
Hallow Road
Bottle movie that is very middle of the road. Will not impress anybody, but if you want to see two good actors stuck in emotinoal torment this is the movie for you.
Rosario
Good gore and the lead actress had a distractingly large bust. Going for an Drag Me to Hell vibe, but the quips didn't always land. Became too saccharine near the end. If you cry about wokeness, you may want to avoid. David Dastmalchian is kinda wasted here.
Frewaka
Good Irish folk horror. Well-made and acted horror film. Not the best of the genre but will scratch that folk horror itch.
Clown in a Cornfield
Fun movie with entertaining kills. The humor is always spot on. A movie to watch with friends. Lead actress shows her foot for a few seconds and you can see she's got a nice body under her clothes even those she never gets naked. Anon Babble fans will have much to enjoy.
in no order
tales from the crypt
goosebumps
twilight zone
night gallery
tales from the darkside
channel zero
monsters
love death and robots
hitchcock presents
why is no one discussing the newest stathamkino?
Is Channel Zero good? I remember watching the first season and thinking it was ok, but confused why they decided to stretch out 1 story into an entire season.
is that emilia clarke?
Watch Lowlifes
I went back and watched this recently (German version) and it's crazy how hard it mogs the Eggman remake, despite being made with effectively zero budget and a miniscule crew.
Klaus Kinski has a tremendous screen presence, portraying perhaps maybe my favorite cinematic take on Dracula, due to characterizing him as an almost sympathetic, quintessentially Gothic figure - a sick man who spreads his disease not so much out of a desire to hurt humanity, but because it's in his nature to do so (although the film averts doing the clichéd "the evildoer is actually good and humanity is evil" narrative, this merely helps to make him a more compelling character). Likewise, Isabelle Adjani is an infinitely more captivating actor than Ms. Nepo Baby and doesn't have to rely on "I'M ACTING!" hysterics as a crutch (and when she does that, she pulls it off far more robustly, as seen in Possession).
There's also no cuckold subplot.
Thank you for reading my blog.
each season is centered around a creepypasta story, so if you're into creepypastas it's good
hurr durr le cuck subplot
I wish you dumb fucks would read the fucking book
this nigga replying to pissman
ngmi
I should say, I normally don't post here, but I didn't want to create a new thread... Sorry if it's out of place!
I'm fully aware, what I meant is that I thought Herzog's decision to exclude it was a great decision,
Which post is pisscuck? I genuinely don’t see him here right now so try not to summon that brown fuck if you can help it
Damn this anon watches every FF there is
It's my favorite genre. I've seen 166 of them now. I still have a few others already downloaded.
166
How does FF not feel like a gimmick at this point?
That’s crazy. I liked the first Paranormal Activity and REC but as I watched all of its sequels it lend me to getting tired of the genre.
It's like any sub-genre, really. I'm just more tolerant of the flaws, and the FF style does cover up certain problems.
Paranormal Activity
I've only seen the first two PA movies because it just ended up being the same shit over and over again with doors slamming, kitchen getting destroyed, someone dragged off, etc. I'll pick it up again eventually.
REC
I've seen the first two and they're great. I'll get around to the rest, even though I know 3 isn't FF and the most hated.
Lowlifu
Paranormal Activity really is practically the same thing over and over again but it has a couple remarkable scenes in some sequences so if you enjoy the genre I think you should see them sometime.
Quads
Nice. I wish the girl in the first one got her tits out at some point. Very disappointed that never happened.
you'll never be him
Comes out in 2 days. I swear to god, if the dad/mom/parents is the killer, I'll be very disappointed. I'd rather take the "it's just a prank, bro" counselor angle.