CHICKEN JOCKEY

CHICKEN JOCKEY

when the kino hits with the boys

WAGIE WAGIE
CLEAN UP CAGIE
CHICKEN JOCKEY
CLEAN UP POPPY

I..............AM STEVE

SOVL

CLEAN IT UP

did someone bring flour to the kinoplex?

Its american cheese powder

no different than pajeets/

NPCs

CLEAN IT UP WAGIE

Ok coming back to Anon Babble was a huge mistake, you’re all a bunch of manchildren sperging out over a tiktok meme, I hope you all grow up and realize what you’ve been doing for the last 10+ years

t.filtered

CHICKEN JOCKEY

I dont get it. What is actually wrong with zoomers?

False equivalence, retard.

The unfortunate truth.

They see and so they do. Tik tok trend so they must follow and reenact.

trips of retardation
clean it up janny

No trend has ever existed before 2018

Kys insufferable unc

Boomlennials spamming desu on Anon Babble in 2005: ummm ackshually im not a sheeple oww my back-ACK!

Zoomerchads, I kneel.

WAGIE DON’T LIKE IT
THROWIN THE POPCORN
THROW THE POPCORN

At least they aren't doing it for free

IS THIS THE LATEST EPIC AS H*CK TIKTOK MAYMAY OF LE EB*N MINECRAFT MOVIE? OH MY H*CKING H*CKERINOS FELLOW ZOOMERINOS I MUST GOSSIP ABOUT SOCIAL MEDIA EB*CNESS

wagie spends 2 hours on his hands and knees cleaning up popcorn and soda

gets handed $6.43 (minus tax and pension contributions)

Sa'ars...we are the redeemed...

YOU KNOW HE REALLY HATES IT

So, every American behaves like a negro now? Do they really wonder why Europeans prefer Russians or Chinese to them?

That's still more than a certain group make doing a certain something

Good morning saarrrsss
The big difference is we contained our cringe online, and most people weren't online 24/7 with smartphones like zoombies.

where the FUCK is the popcorn? otherwise, very good. I'm jealous. looks like fun

I’m british and the last time I was at the pictures I pulled my trousers down halfway through the film and took a little poo down the back of the seat because I had an upset stomach and didn’t want to miss any of the movie lol

calling it 'chicken jockeying' is devious

Man if my kid shows signs of turning into this I'll be beating him until he regains his sanity

CHICKEN PLOPPY

the pictures

I forgot it's still 1929 over there

Lol so epic

im a 39 year old man with a wife and young children and this shit makes me giggle like a school girl. yeah its a dick move, but its pretty harmless and oh so funny

What I'd give for a mass shooter to pop up in these and rid the world of these untermensch.

UH OH STINKY

what curse did voldemort put on all these actors fuck

Then everybody clapped

*barks like arsenio hall*

They unironically did haven’t you seen the webms?

Just because they put their hands together during a chimpout, doesn't mean they're clapping

Yeah? And if my auntie had a dick she would fuck my uncle

Yeah, acting like a negro is hilarious. And zoomers wonder why they have no social life

the irony is the kids doing this are social chads, and only seething incels are complaining

Another unfunny tiktok trend thats gonna get spammed here bevause Anon Babble is full of indians with no personality beyond social media algorithms?

seethe

I'm sure the kind of american Anon Babble social retard who uses terms such as chad or incel unironically knows anything about socializing

They are quite literally out socialising with their friends while they do this, meanwhile Anon Babblecels are seething about it on their gaming pc’s, alone and angry

Chinktok and Scamjeets. truly a match in turd world heaven

Why are zoomers like this?

Poor amerimutt realizing this is the kind of stuff why people think the USA is a joke.

americans have a long way to go to match indians level of chicken jockeying

What is your “personality” romans and autistic cartoons?

At least poojets aren't afraid to use fireworks

Is the movie saved financially because of a tiktok meme?

38yo millennial here and can confirm this is funny shit. The funniest thing is knowing wagies have to clean up the mess.

No, watching cartoons in your adulthood is an american thing, the land of the awkward, stuttering manchild.

Why is that funny? It's literally the job they applied to do.

so romans then, got it mate, good luck ever touching a woman

I bet those boys go to the show just for that, and gay sex.

Ah yes, that epic as fuck twitter meme of "le men only think about roman empire".
You really dont have any personality other than what social media feeds you.

WAGIE SLAYER

Yo momma

Remember what Hitler said about how Americans where spiritually half jew half negro ?

No because why the fuck would I you autistic retard

Sounds like I nailed it.
Your ilk will reach their 40s and still living on second hand socialization through twitter and tiktok screencaps.

You and what army?

The meme that broke Anon Babble

get a load of this autistic faggot lmao

Indians did it better

ME OWN SON TOOK A SHIT AT THE CINEMA

Totally not going to be forgotten in a week like every tiktok trend

I still remember when Anon Babble tried so hard to force the Will Smith slap into a meme and insisted it was the new baneposting.

The big difference is we contained our cringe online

KEEP WILL SMITHS NAME OUTCHA FUCKIN MOUTH

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They photoshopped her face on a man's head? It's completely different

The difference is millennials compensated the cringe with genuinely fucked up stuff, like that edgy scene girl who butchered an 8 year old girl purely because of edge.
This shit is lame.

you must been pakistanis hindu would not do this

The big difference is we contained our cringe online

youtu.be/PLmD_69pXpk
Ohnononono

Damn, bunch of kids throwing popcorn around. Shit's crazy, man

remember when internet was constantly flooded with videos like this? millennials just being as fucking embarrassing as possible. now that theyre old and bitter they take the route of the boomer, pretending that they are absolved of any and all guilt while continually complaining about anyone and everyone else. honestly believe they will go down as the worst generation.

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SAAR DO NOT REDEEM THE POPCORN

The reason autism goes undiagnosed in women is often because it's so gawdarn charming.

Zoomers won.
Autistic fa/tv/irgins lost.

You do know in about 8 years gen alpha will be saying that about you, right?

very revealing post that says a lot more about you than you want it to.

Ah, sweet Alyssa, poor girl got her career as serial killer cut short.

What do you call an Indian train station? Canada

"look, kids throwing popcorn isnt tihs the most cuhrazy shit ever?"

"Nah"

seethes

Powerful and brave

based

unlike millennials lol

No I swear we are different

Millennials thought the same. And gen X. And boomers.

Very based.

zoomers with tiktok brainrot getting arrested

wagies having to clean that shit up

Double whammy

/Thread

lol

WESTERN CIVILISATION HAS FALLEN

Don't worry lads, once Trump's tariffs makes popcorn 100 bucks a bag, this will soon stop.

Its american cheese powder

The fuck?

Zoomers are based and kino, millenial boomers BTFO, they could never, because they're uncultured swine, they don't know the meaning of community and happiness.

You are doing the same cringe shit millennials used to do, only difference is zoomers seem to be afraid of swearing on the internet and struggle with getting laid.

millennials are retarded pseuds, all they ever did was complain about how they're not getting healthcare on their drug habit and spouting libertardism on the internet.

Reports that Steve purists are leaving screenings in protest after zoomer Chicken Jockey Antics

They are requesting a complete popcorn ceasefire

Sure, in their adulthood, when everyone becomes lame.

Cosplayers going to a movie. Insane shit let me tell ya

zoomers enjoying a movie theater experience again

small business being stimulated

probably ironic enjoyment anyway

i love this lmao. youth isn't dead after all
t. 30yo grandpa

movie theater experience

Why the fuck do all americans talk like marketeers

the future of America

I kneel...

No chuds
No trannies
Just based zoomers

It’s glorious

based

quads of nigger

Why is Anon Babble celebrating nigger behaviour? Were you faggots born in the 21st century or what?

honestly get chicken jockey'd

This is great. This is 1000 times better than seething over shit movies on this website like the rest of you. What this says is that when you drop shit movies zoomers will go and comically destroy the places that facilitate it.

Based, zoomers might make it after all

t. kinoplex janny

Release the bees

t. janny

CLEAN IT UP JANNY

I wish I had friends to do this with. I would bring my own dustpan, broom and garbage bags to help afterwards.

Nope.

Are you a janny bootlicker or something?

Average Zoomer Anon Babble chads having a blast trolling irl minecraft movies and making wagies seethe

Average Millennial Anon Babble incel making another dead severance general thread discussing the plotholes over the shitty writing that nobody cares about

Zoomers won

never thought I would be siding with zoomers

>Average Zoomer Anon Babble chads having a blast trolling irl minecraft movies and making wagies seethe

I'm going to bring compressed spray bottles of aged piss, and hose down the zoomers throwing popcorn and shit.

Single lone millennial vs a pack of broccoli head zoomers

Its not going to end well for you

That's so sweet, white boys are turning into Indians. The cultural meshing will go much easier now.

Seethe

we've already lost and now merely live in the ruins of our once great civilization, we are the last remnants and there won't be another generation after us. Just subhuman animals pretending to be people.

so why not just have some fun with the monkeys? no use sitting around being miserable

hi reddo

Imagine thinking this because some teenagers threw some popcorn you fedora tipping autistic retardo

good luck ever touching a woman

t. zoomer who acts like a nigger at children films

It's the result of years of irony poisoning.

I will never understand why people acting like niggers make you so happy

Yeah, the zoomers would call him a pedo and a potential racist. His life would be ruined.

Parasocial relationship with Tiktok zoomers. They think cheering for them will make them young again.

this is what the production line in the factories Trump is trying to build will look like

Just acquired a ticket to Chicken Jockey, and two large cans of paint that fit perfectly into XXL popcorn buckets. I'm thinking It's time for kino.

Not real but I wish

Chicken Jockey has made me start seeing zoomerGODS in a new light. They've reminded me that dudes still rock.

The difference is this is ironic.

CHICKEN JOCKEY!

i really wanna chicken jockey a theatre...

Zoomers are a just a simple hivemind. Millennials can’t stand each other enough to band together to form anything besides protesting the right to let trans people have sex with kids.

Imagine what could be during Sibidi toilet live action premiere.

millennials are friendless losers, sad.

oh shit... you're right. if that ever happens, its going to get the shit chicken jockeyd out of it

THE NETHER

"I have become skibidi... Lord of toilets"

zoomers go ape mode

So are zoomers just replicating this idea in theaters across Burgerland because they saw one popular tiktok?

Chuds getting mad is the cherry on top

Why does chicken jockey cause so much seethe?

I haven't played Minecraft since the beta days, but all this shit makes me want to play it again.

Holy kino
Also checked

nah. there were 2 or 3 big groups of kids at the showing i went to and nothing happened

THE SHILLING WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES

unironically a good thing in this particular case

ootl but if I had to guess it's probably a line from the trailer that ended up becoming a meme so they all knew when it was going to happen.

this is how it feels

knee deep in the zoomers

The real question is are the posters here replying zoomers themselves are millenials shitposting. If its the latter that's grim.

CHICKEN JOCKEY
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Imagine being 38 and using the word "wagie", even on Anon Babble

yikes

La-la-la Lava
Ch-ch-ch- Chicken
Steve's Lava Chicken, yeah it's tasty as Hell
Oooh, Mamacita, now you're ringing the bell
Crispy and juicy, now you're having a snack
Oooh, super spicy it's a LAVA ATTACK

chat do words have age limits now? 39 here

Yes.

By mid to late 20s you should be saying less hip negro slang the media has been pumping into since adolesence, by mid 30s you should not being using twitch/discord meme slang. But it can be hard whwn youre immersed in it every day.

You really shouldnt be playing video games and watching anime everyday in your 30s either.

No, the movie sucks and I won't watch it.

How old are you, fellow Anon?

honestly get chicken jockey'd

post this in a mongolian anime forum

lmaoing @ u

This, by age 30 you should just work and when you get home you should work on the house and talk about football

I'm british saar

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You can just have real hobbies that involve being active and spending time outdoors, or even just reading. Theres more to life than vidya and anime

Im sorry, what word are you supposed to be using that describes a wagie? Imagine thinking theres some sort of arbitrary age limit on using slang words

You really shouldnt be playing video games and watching anime everyday in your 30s either.

This is cringe. As an adult you can do whatever the fuck you want. Imagine caring what other people think about you this much as a grown adult.

You can just have real hobbies that involve being active and spending time outdoors, or even just reading. Theres more to life than vidya and anime

Stop projecting.

Its not what others think about you, its about what you feel about yourself.

he doesn't know that they night vision cameras recording at all times in cinemas

Youre not making any sense. Youre telling people that enjoy doing things not to do them because they shouldnt feel a certain way that you think they are feeling..?
????

no you see, chimping out like niggers is based actually

Huh? They're not stealing or stabbing anyone.

The money they made from tickets and popcorn sales outweighs any complaints about spending an extra 20 minutes cleaning.

stop having harmless fun and protect trans kids reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Seethe
Gem

You're brown.

Anon, there's no way someone who spends the majority of their free time playing vidya, watching anime and saying based cringe wagie on 4chans is happy with themselves

You're fucking BLACK

Seethe

Man, this is some serious projecting.

Yes i have played vidya and still sometimes do. I feel more accomplished and happy after a day of hunting or bird watching or kayaking. Its just human nature.

48 year old millennial here. I’m just glad to see the kiddos having fun!

I......am STEVE

stop playing video games!!1

I still do tho

lol

I play video games occasionally too. I don't see the problem why you need to stop playing games at a certain age.

I don't get it. Do we think this zoomer trend is funny or cringe?

playing vidya for 4 hours a week = playing vidya for 35 hours a week

Grim

gb2rddit

Based

You're actual taking things said here seriously? You'd actual make life changes because of Anon Babble? Jesus fucking Christ dude. Get a grip

This dude was absolute right

fake gay inorganic corpo forced meme

QUIT HAVING FUUUUN!!!! THINK OF THE WAGIES! YOURE ALL LE NIGGERS!

Clean it up, janny

So you disagree with moderation? Are you also overweight by chance?

what's so special about this scene?

t. never played Minecraft

How about siding with friends?

what this actually says is they can now make bad movies successful by being "ironic".
You think the millionaires that own hollywood care that you made life difficult for janitors working at theaters? They just care that making janny lives miserable gives them even more money than attempting to make good movies.

has nothing to do with the game (in the game its a rare spawn for the zombie but it was never a meme). it's just the delivery of jack's line and the fact that it was in the trailer so people got to meme it months before movie release

That movie on the screen

"Zoomers"

>Average Zoomer Anon Babble chads having a blast trolling irl minecraft movies and making wagies seethe

Based
by why do you guys don't say the same when the non-whites make a mess and have a blast? Seems a bit racist to only praise white zoomers for finally doing the same thing as based indians and afro-americans.

Uhh... based department

If you seriously think the suits working for movie theater companies care that some 17 year old had to spend an extra half hour cleaning, you are INSANE. As long as the tickets were paid for and the popcorn was paid for and no fellow movie watcher complained, it's all fair game.

I pour this into the crack of my seat before i leave

One of these reason:

Insincere "hype" done solely for tiktok views.

blacks mad that they don't get praised for doing the same thing.

Also I'm sure some jannies post on Anon Babble.

probably because those based indians and afro-americans kill people in the process

tfw accidentally drop my beehive at the kinoplex

group of black teens laugh at me as I frantically try to catch my escaping bees

I unironically fuck up every theater i go to. I work 12 hours a day and its my personal rumspringa. I get wasted and really let my inner freak out
One time i pissed myself halfway through twister

This is what white boys do on a friday night

Kill yourself

based

zoomer draft when?

Based

2 more weeks

Boomers literally CANNOT comprehend this

checked and based for not seeing it was quads

Turns out pandas love to party

Oh golly. Im happy to see those kids having fun. At least they ain’t doing no drugs and listening to that skrillix nonsense

but unironically

Waiting for the Chicken Jockey with fireworks...

Fuckin based white chad zoomers. LOL at all the millennial fags and cucks seething over this

jokes on the zoomers, they are only making other zoomer wagies miserable

Zoomers cant hold a job, its all pathetic KEKED millenials

I'm turning "Chicken Jockey" into a slur btw

Zoomer here. I make sure that the janny is millennial before doing the “Jockey”.

anyone thinking this is not heckin normal or whatever is:
- a (former) wage slave phantomly butthurt at having to clear all this up
- a millenial faggot who had no friends in high school and no girlfriend in college
- a Anon Babblefaggot so buckbroken he sees everything as a jewish conspiracy

we aren't interested in the advice of a loser

Jesus fucking christ, youre projecting just as badly as the other retard. What the fuck is wrong with you sensitive snowflake millennials? Has life really treated you that badly? Unironically go throw popcorn in a theater and chill the fuck out.

cringellenials have got no pussy to suck on and worship, that's why they're so butthurt

Thats you nigga
I feel accomplished when i hit gold in marvel rivals
I dont need to murder random animals for sport

That's what they created bars for, you know?

Ok

CLEAN IT UP JANNY

based

You know Anon Babble shit is basically mainstream now right? My wife sent me picrel on fucking Instagram the other day.

Millennials are the most pathetic generation, in fact when they all die out people might forget they existed. The historians will be trying to untangle the mystery of a generation that seemingly disappeared.

youtube.com/watch?v=yG9dFtsu8qg

Chad and incels are literally terms normies know about and use now. Wake up boomer.

as someone who hast played minecraft since like 2012, whats so special about chicken jockey
did the meme exist before the movie or is it just foced

based, only people seething are the waggies

Holy shit that's too far

Indian moviegoers were put in a state of terror on Sunday...

nvm

no one chicken jockeys like indians

Purely forced

Based zoomies making wagie life hell
she's pretty

Ok I've got 4 buckets of industrial packing peanuts, 6 ziplock bags full of glitter, 3 ketchup bottles I've filled with pig's blood, and about 300 swedish fish. I'm ready for Chicken Jockey

SOVL
say what you want about indians, but they are the last kino appreciators. This is how every film should be experienced. Even in the days of shakespeare and homer the audience got roudy

FLINT AND STEEL

Baby boomers were doing this shit with Rocky Horror Picture Show

Finally, a quality post.

My fucking sides. You zoomies are alright. Now I wanna go and watch it just to live this moment.
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No more USAID for CIA shooters
Btw I am trans

25 year olds

Why are zoomers like this
these aren't children in any way except in their own heads

He didn't coom with the bois during the jockey scene

You better start cleaning, wagie. There's another showing in 10 minutes!

CLEAN IT UP JANNY

this is why you need to beat the crap out of your children when they are not behaving

I don't know where the irony stops and the sincerity starts anymore

Underrated post

So you're telling me, that a theater hall gets filled by repeated watchers, who all buy popcorn and drinks as well for each screening? Oh no, cinemas must hate them, poor jannies. Cinema owners should put out more cam vids like this to "discourage this behaviour"

Bit gay, innit?

Wow, zoomers will buy a $15 dollar movie ticket and $15 of concessions to teach the industry not to make poor quality movies? I'm sure that will work out well.

A good start to a night of Kino...but I think we can go deeper.

I can't believe the day is finally here. White zoomies all acting like random ranjeet. Burgers really are a third worlder now.

Kinoplex, here I come.

black people

at the Minecraft movie

I confuse.

goddamn anon, they will have to call a hazmat team after that

Opening a can of surströmming in cinema

Crashing the film screening with no survivors

Behold...the 130IQ White genius

this shit smells like a hate crime

...delicious?

I'm gagging just looking at that.

I’m 42 and I’m a millennial by an aggravating 2 years so you’re talking shit, Gen x