This is death of culture. A symptom of rot in our society

People just wanted to watch a silly kids movie it’s not that deep

common zoomer W

generational headloss from the uncs

based zoomies dabbing on the soillenneals

people having fun watching a shitpost movie

Anon Babbleirgins think the west has fallen

name a more iconic duo

It's just a kids' movie!

Even children's media never stoop this low. All of Disney's classics? Those were children's media of their times ffs.

Boomerbros…

Boomers: "DON'T DRINK, KIDS! AND DON'T DO DRUGS!!"

Government: "DON'T WATCH PORN OR GORE VIDEOS AND DON'T SAY NIGGER"

Zoomers: *sigh* "Life is so boring..."

it was bound to happen

Is he riding that guy like a chicken jockey? I must see this movie

Do you think people in the 90s and earlier were watching gore videos?

We had Faces of Death on VHS zoomzoom

sure, why not
liveleak wasn't required back in the day
they just showed people dying on the news

The original Red Asphalt movie (movie series featuring scenes from real life horrific car crashes that is often shown in drivers ed to scare kids) came out in the 1960s

My only gripe is the mass throwing of popcorn

That's it really

Clean it up janny

Damn it's been so long since I've seen distorted Steve get posted

Smash posting on Anon Babble was a wild ride...

does every movie need to have anal now??

it appeals to women who enjoy men x men porn

Because zoomers are boring and emotionless retards without souls.

wagie wagie clean up cagie

those were real movies with characters and stories.

lol

It's kind of disturbing to see how the younger generation is rapidly devolving

NOOOOOOOOOOO MY LE EPIC CLOWN MOVIE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

It's a kid's movie.

It's not meant for people in their 40's.

Turn your brain off.

We're witnessing a civilizational collapse in real time. And people still say nothing's ever happening.

a product of censorship not genetics

GOOOOOOOD MORNING Anon Babble!

Nobody behaved this way at Baby's Day Out and everyone was like a fourth grader. These are people in their twenties some of them. It's morbidly fascinating to see in real time

Tell me why you like Nacho Libre but hate Minecraff

this
when everything is censored
people don't grow up
every piece of media today is infantile garbage
so everyone now acts like children
it will get worse too
age of consent will rise
derogatory words will become a felony
and thoughtcrime will become a reality

real movies with characters and stories

you got uncs on opp with this one fr

gen x really needs to shut up and get off the internet

Call me when they're causing trouble outside of movie theaters and concerts

Zoomers are just seeing it because of memes. The ones I've talked to IRL said the movie was absolutely awful. Absolute NPC nigger behavior to go just for the chicken jocky chimpout.

I mean, if it's still teenagers working movie theaters, zoomers are just making their own generation hate them

They made the modern internet, ignorant shit stain.

So? Cavemen made fire but you wouldn’t want one to cook your food

It's sad because you actually think that comparison sounded clever.

Make a movie about a game that everyone born in the past 25 years has played

people watch it

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?!?!?!?

Sonic and Mario movies didn't elicit this chimpout behavior

Jared Hess is funny as hell so I don't see what the problem is.

Ainus

Minecraft is the only one that is as universally played though.
No one gives a fuck about Sonic anymore, and yeah everyone knows Mario but I'm 24 and most people I know didn't grow up playing Mario games. But EVERYONE played Minecraft,

So what justifies acting like an NPC and chimping out at scence because it's an internet meme?

It doesn't justify anything but I have no idea how anyone here is genuinely surprised by any of this.

and the wagecuck fa/tv/irgins are the ones that clean the kinoplexes

Because none of us can relate to the desire to watch a shitty movie for imaginary clout. I already know the movie is dogshit based on what people have told me irl, so the only reason zoom zooms are going to see it is so they can go chimpout. That's the impression I have at least.

That's what strikes me as dumb about all this. Some people are mystified by Zoomers loving a movie about "Minecraft" staring Jack Black. For the last decade or so my generation has been going nuts about a "Sonic the Hedgehog" movie starring Jim Carrey, it's the same basic thing, just different generations having different cultural touchstones.

at least those were real movies with characters and stories.

I disagree.

the only thing that bothers me about the movie being a success, is that it's a WB production, that fucking retarded company needs to go out of business, it should have been a sony movie instead, minecraft has the same level of laziness of their marvel productions.

I'll never forget the day we won.

Were buckets of popcorn being flung everywhere because your generation was just so excited and was reacting organically to a catch phrase as well? Also when do zoomers give a fuck about Jack Black?

Part if it is so they can chimpout sure, but the other part is because (again) they all genuinely grew up on minecraft so they still have a touchstone to enjoy the movie even if it's shit.
Minecraft was more universally played by it's target age ranges than Sonic ever was I promise you. Minecraft was played by a ton of people who didn't even play video games otherwise.

Also when do zoomers give a fuck about Jack Black?

Kung Fu Panda is probably the biggest reason why.

cgi was better in the 1990s

they all genuinely grew up on minecraft

I can't relate. I grew up on Sonic and Mario and had 0 desire to pay money for either movie. Just seems a very strange thing for zoom zooms to latch onto. Guess when you don't have anything else to hit the nostalgic heartstrings, it's not too surprising.

Also when do zoomers give a fuck about Jack Black?

Apparently there's some Jack Blacked meme going around that's real rizzing or buzzing or whatever the fuck they say.

I suppose that's fair if they separate the voice actor from the character. I don't think anyone cares about Mike Myers because he voiced Shrek, but I guess Kung Fu panda was a bit different since it was basically Jack Black playing himself.

retard

I don't think anyone cares about Mike Myers because he voiced Shrek

Yeah but I think Jack Black is also different because kids have a lot of other outlets to know him. School of Rock or Nacho Libre were kind of well known movies for people who are now in their 20's. And even more recently the nu-Jumanji movies and the Mario movie were seen by quite a lot of people.
And even beyond that I think Jack Black has just generally been more in mainstream meme culture for a while. Not a lot, but enough for people to know who he is.

>Going out with their friends to the movies

they don't do this

>Having fun

they don't do this

>Creating memories

they don't do this

>Socialising

they don't do this

>Partaking in trends

they do this, which is what zombies do

Yeah, you won the super-special Olympics

Honestly, being on the topic of Jack Black, i think it's stranger to think zoomers went because he was in the movie over having the chance to go apeshit. I guess the movie had all the ingredients to hit its target audience...and really, my only complaint is how barbaric the reaction is and it becoming a meme. Guess I'm just old and out of touch.

If you have to turn your brain off, then the movie is objectively bad

They made the modern internet an ignorant shit stain.

fixed

capeshit killed real movies with characters and stories, faggot

It do be like that. Too bad zoomers are too ignorant to even realize it

It true. Cgi stopped beign good the moment they stopped being ashamed to throw it at the screen

God i wish they made a FUGA movie...
Hollywood would do it right as its all about inflicting life destroying trauma onto children

Jumanji and its sequel, man

I can't relate. I grew up on Sonic and Mario and had 0 desire to pay money for either movie. Just seems a very strange thing for zoom zooms to latch onto. Guess when you don't have anything else to hit the nostalgic heartstrings, it's not too surprising.

This, same. I could understand wanting to see a movie about an acutal character (sonic and mario are just mascots) like, dunno... He-Man? He's a space barbarian (?) and you just have to not do it for 5 year olds and purge the more toyetic shit... I guess it has a main lore, and the rest is John Carter/Superman.
But minecraft? It's just an even gayer version of Pixels, with two (even more) awful actors

*man those movies sucked
(dunno why it posted only half of the sentence)

Not gonna lie this movie looks absolutely insane. I don’t know anything about Minecraft so none of this makes any sense to me but I have to see it.

Assuming you're not just shilling. Have fun being disappointed. I have heard nothing good about it, despite the shilling on this board.

He-Man

He's a bit before my time, but this would actually be an interesting concept. Too bad modern Hollywood would butcher it.

Give me a reason not to get a vasectomy. I'll wait.

There is not understanding curret trens, and there is current trends being objectively shit.
An anon above sait this is Gen Z Woodstock and while it's an obvous exaggeration, the sad realization is that they will never have their woodstock, or even their Someone Like it Cold, their Indiana Jones, their Matrix, their... game that is actually good and deserve its reputation.
What they will have is le Minecraft, and along with all their other zoomer "cultural touchstones", it will vanish in a week or two leaving nothing behind

But it's not their fault, any generation would be like that if raised now

kys furry

Damn, that's enough blackpills for me today

I went with friends to see those terrible Transformers and Nolan Batman flicks when I was a teenager and I still grew up to be a Anon Babblecel. Really you need to be into sports and drinking. If you don't like at least one of those two things, you're going to be a friendless loser. Fake it till you make it, lads.

This is blatantly the unfinished leak. No idea what you think you gain by lying like this.

Boomerbros…not like this…

yep

Too bad modern Hollywood would butcher it.

It would, it will and it did

TOTAL
CHUDCEL
DEATH

This is death of culture. A symptom of rot in our society.

You can besmirch capeshit all you want but at least those were real movies with characters and stories. This? I don't know what is.

Without a hint of irony. What does it say about the society when these people, the chudcels are becoming the norm?

I want to say Woodstock is over-hyped, but in the 50 years since it happened no greater musical gathering as occurred to take its place
The current crop of musicians just can't reproduce the zing, man.

Woodstock is over-hyped

Chuds lost.
Black won.

the chudcels are becoming the norm

according some chudcel fantasy after circlejerking here or in pol with others fags maybe but not in the real world

Everyone has lost and will continue to lose until the end

They've really perfected the viral marketing conditioning of zoomers over the last few years. You could see the engine turning over with things like morbius and bee movie and now it's running and expect this shit every year for the next 10

This faggot thinks partaking in trends is a good thing

As always, minekike shills are retarded

Seethe, you wasted you’re youth.

Half a century ago. Now they talk and type and scriptbot nonstop with no clue that Mine fucking craft the best selling video game worldwide would be a successful movie. They're yelling into the void and clogging up relevant information

Lol you have no friends, no job and no gf. That's why you watched a shitty minecraft movie

You have never seen the real world. To do that you would need to leave your basement and face the judgement of normal people

Unlike you, I had one.
And unlike you, I know how the difference between "your" and "you're".
Probably the two this are connected

You have not won shit, kys.

Doesn’t help the no-bitches endemic that you Zoomers are facing. Pretty sure most women get the ick for any grown ass men that goes to see a kids movie in theaters.

You didn’t, and you will never have it, sad!

I still like Star Wars sir.

angry projection

bunch of broccoli haired zoomers spend 20 dollars to scream at a big screen as their culture

this is what celebacy and not being allowed to say the n word online does to someone

Samefaggot replies. I can tell he's the fag from DBS threads.

OR NIGGERS AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM

Yep.

Pretty sure it all started with the Sesame Street Octagon bit.

all this attention for a jack black movie

It almost sounds like a joke

tenacious d is good though