This show is outrageously overhyped in my opinion

This show is outrageously overhyped in my opinion.
I checked out a random ep, where they fuck in the office. It was ok but nothing special
I liked the autistic twin sister character though

i like the part where the main character and the girl fuck after knowing each other for a week in the shows timeline

I wish I was a woman.

They wouldn't have fucked if Slutlena hadn't raised the stakes with her whorishness. It would have remained at the level of a chaste kiss before leaping into the void

While the show is bad, you are an idiot for watching "a random ep" and then writing it off.

It happens irl when you have a girl in an isolated environment which she cannot leave

They needed to pad out the episodes, and writing in pointless sex-scenes takes zero effort.

Even Cobel's weird sister was at least SOMETHING.

You know what else takes zero effort? Femcel Helena being a cute autist. But they didn't think of it. Pic related was supposed to be a tense menacing scene like Heat, none of the autism was scripted

Where is he running to?

He's running behind schedule, straight to season 3.

Cool

do you ever ponder about the anons who were there for s1 but died before they saw s2

I checked out a random ep

do normies really

may they rest in peace

they never got to see ms huang

There's at least a few people who died right after the first reintegration ep
They're better off for it, their imagination would have been better than the actuality

I don't see much hype to be honest. Great first season, different second one likely due to changing the writers and directors. Season 3 really needs to be the last one where they wrap shit up
Besides, how would a severed person know what sex is?

When you're severed you remember most facts, except about yourself. It looks like it fades with time because they didn't know any countries by the end of season 2

S2E05 sneaked under the radar as a stealth time-waster. That's where the season really started to go wrong.
The big discovery of the previous episode was hardly followed up on, basically nothing happened. Episode 6 had a lot happening but it was too late, running into the wall created by the two cutaway episodes. Those cutaways were a mistake also in their own right.
5 and 6 should have been combined, and a new episode 6 should have focused on the main characters leading into the end of the season.

OK.
Theories?
Is it gene manipulation?
Implanting memories into a new body for functional "immortality"?
Unlocking the fabled secrets of the Goat Tower?

Tell me your best.

Theories?

Gemma is secretly a bad wife
Helly is best girl

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Kier and his descendants upload themselves into animatronics
But that's got nothing to do with the overall Lumon goal, that's just something they know how to do
Lumon is a legitimate medical products company

_________GOD_________

Most TV is very bad and most people watch bad TV so when a show is okay/good people think it's the greatest thing ever put to screen

/severance/ threads are nothing but brown-skinned sex pests who lust after a 60 year old woman

it's funny how r/severance has more backbone to call this show shit post season 2 than Anon Babble

You actual retard. Literal months have passed in the show’s timeline before that happened.

Yeah they completed a quarter at least. That's plenty of time to consumate with your office wife

If I’ve never had sex, then fictional characters shouldn’t either

The whole show is carried by the cliffhanger at the end of season 1, which was admittedly quite shocking if you went into it blind. Everything else in the show is quirky tedious shit

Having sex with someone you’ve had feelings and developed a relationship with after several months is bothersome to you…how?

Patricia Arquette seems pissed off about something

I actually really disliked that cliffhanger. It spoiled the dynamic of the group by bringing a fifth character into it. And frankly she hasn't been very interesting.

If you think this is autism you may, in fact, yourself, be highly autistic.

This never happens in real life

The other side of the elevator, retard.

If by "cliffhanger" you mean the Helly thing, yes that was a neat surprise that you couldn't really predict.
But the "SHE'S ALIVE" thing was telegraphed miles in advance

Literal months have passed in the show’s timeline before that happened.

no it didnt plebbitor. especially if we claim innies and outties are different people (which you probably do plebbitor) then it was even less time.

I checked out a random ep

Get the fuck out of here with your bird ideas

Season 1 covered about 3 months

I begin every single day after I wake up with solemn reverence to all those who didn't make it to this morning.

You are an actual fucking retard. The first season covers AT LEAST one quarter of a year. It is explicitly stated in the show. But go ahead and further prove you didn’t watch it

this never happens in real life because I never approach women

Neither does Mark
Helly just throws herself at him, in spite of hating him at first
Very unrealistic.

This show is outrageously overhyped in my opinion.

Yes it is. The reaction content bandwaggoners who showed up right before the second season started airing pumped this shit to the fucking moon. Nobody who's talking it up now was watching this in season one or even a year after season one finished. You can check the catalog and you'll see just how few threads there were before s2 began.

after a week

Anon I've fucked multiple girls on the first date

a random ep

do you also start a book halfway through? stories start at the beginning lmao

Severance s1 is great, s2 drops the ball by not really allowing much of the setup to pay off.

Yeah those were whores, not pure virgins like Helly.
There's no way Helly would do that.

its a parasocial reddit show where the watchers either think the main charactes are their friends, or they obsess about the women

I don't think anyone sees the main characters as their surrogate friends, they're not written that way at all.

I watch for she

this is what i mean. it's this cutesy anime weeb shit. these people dont care if a show is good or now. the only reason they watch their anime is to masturbate, severance no exception

No tv show is "good"