It's gonna become gen z's very first cult film

Does anyone even know what the source of this chicken jockey trash the theater trend is? Why are zoomers like this?

zoomers say CLEAN IT UP WAGIES in real life

Anon Babble millennials get upset and call them niggers

What a strange time to live in.

millenitards are the most pathetic generation

It's their Rocky Horror Picture Show. Let them have their fun.

Broccoli heads will forget it in two weeks.
but Anon Babble told me white people were heckin civilized?? Was I lied to???

White zoomers speak in ebonics and worship blacks, therefore white zoomers are black-coded.

Why is this cast so fucking ugly? Remember when attractive leads was an unwritten rule? What the fuck.

I saw some clickbait about the hot chick that was in the previews and Jason Mamoa doing something to offend her. But I also saw another one about Mamoa being in another blockbuster children's movie.
Valkyray or some dumb shit

Tell that to the theater staff you honorary Indian.

speak in ebonics

True. Unlike us BASED men on Anon Babble. Amirite??

Big mood fo sho my nigga

nooooooooo! Not le heckin wagerino

le heckin jani-wani has to do his jobby wobby??? Ahhhhhhhhh!!!! I'm losing my fucking mind

Imagine fucking with people exist to provide you a service. Quite frankily theaters have existed for over a hundred years. People acted civilly and movies were good. Movies are fucking terrible now, everything in the theater is overpriced and everything goes to stream. In theory if everyone that worked there just stopped going to work theres no theater.
Maybe zoomers and society as a whole do not deserve movie theaters anymore.
Or really any service if you cant look at a human being any other way then an NPC to be used as you see fit during your journey to being one of the more boring main characters in the world.
Its nigger jeet behavior

Unironically yes
Some 19 yo film major's life has been irrevocably changed by this movie

get employed as a cleaner

get upset when you're made to clean up the place

you retards are pathetic as fuck. That's literally your job and you want to whine about that.
Kys janny faggot

their job is to clean up reasonable wear and tear
not retarded zoomers intentionally chimping out and trashing the place extra hard because the jews told them to laugh at their joke and shill their garbage movie

its just the minions movie trend again
zoomers pretending an obviously trash movie is actually good and embracing brainrot ironically

Why are you responding to b8?

reasonable wear and tear

Define reasonable.
And their job is to literally clean it up and they can't even fucking do that without whining like little cunts.
Sad!

cult film

The concept of a cult film is when a movie grow a cult of followers post failing in the box office, this movie is making money so it won't be a cult film

remember the clod intro scene in elemental and all the zoomers clapped, pissed and shitted their pants? it reminds me of that

bro all the theater has to do is show movies that dont encourage trashing the place. its capatalism dummy

what a bitter miserable post

How is it a cult film if it's a massively success blockbuster movie? Do you understand what a cult movie is?

Imagine fucking with people exist to provide you a service

yeah we call those wagies
now clean it up wagie
also not reading your reddit diatribe

clean it up jannie

most theaters just hire teenagers

You are Indian.

not good enough to earn a cult following

The Rock is the Gen X cult classic de jour

t. butthurt wagie

Forced meme where zoomers pretend that shit movies are amazing (Morbius, Minions, etc) and overreact to references.

"Their job is to clean"

makes mess

"NOT LIKE THIS!"

you are retarded

Clerks 2? That wasn't gen x, you porch monkey.

Trash movie

It could've been worse than what it was. It was okay when compared to modern hollywood garbage.

Gen Z's manic pixie dream girl

I want to grab both of her cheeks and shake them back and forth until she laughs

where's the chin?
did her polygons stop loading?

You triggered the zoombies

Impossible since it's not misunderstood and a box office flop. They are going into it knowing it's cringe.

It was mined and is (being?) crafted.

at least its not zendaya

at least it's a dry turd not wet diarrhea

I mean what's the difference really? Both are weird faced zoomette charisma vacuums

No one on this site understands Gen Z. We enjoy it BECAUSE it's unejoyable. It's so bad it's good. Is it that hard to wrap your mind around it? 10, 20, 30 years into the future we'll look at this with fond memories because of how much fun it was enjoying something so bad. Atleast we can laugh at ourselves whereas m*llennials keep praising the same 40 year old movie about "muh heckin retrorinos and outdated hardware!" even though they had the exact same slop as we did, the only difference is the packaging of said slop.

You wanna know why only a handful of movies from your time survived today? Because the rest is utter shovelware, only the cream of the crop is noticed and you guys pinpoint the best of the best of your time as being the "standard" back then with your rose-tinted glasses. The only difference now is we're ACTUALLY recording our slop while you guys tossed it away to the depths of niggerhell, to be neglected and forgotten.

Zoomie needs a new diaper and a nappy nap lol

Is it really? Are zoomers going to line up for years to throw trash at the screen like Rocky Horror fans?

didn't refute a single claim

lmao

Wait. You actually think that gen z is the first generation to ironically like shitty movies? You're just the first generation en mass to act like niggers in the theater. Concrapulations kiddo

You actually think that gen z is the first generation to ironically like shitty movies?

I never said we were the first, retard.

You're just stupid. Kids are stupid. Adults get the right to say kids are fucking dumb because they retarded and stupid. Read your own post and how proud you are to admit you're a vapid dullard. See? Know your place, moron.

The staff doesn't get to decide that.

let me guess that black woman shouts in the movie and also has sass.

You made it sound like such a novel concept though

Minecraft is everything Gen Z is. No heart, no soul. They have to be told to how to think and act. They can't make or find their own cult movies. They need them to be major successful blockbusters.

Should I take my 5y old son to see this?
He never played minecraft

This is either rage bait or retardation.
If I did than it's my mistake, it's just that I see endless posts about "hurr durr how can this generation seriously enjoy this" even though the only ones who actually enjoy it are socially-inept autists who aren't in on the joke. People tend to forget that every generation is raised by the ones before them.

If Gen Z is really that bad than what is the root cause of this? Who are the people who nurtured and fostered them to be this way?
Waste of money.

They get paid by the hour, I'd get paid extra that day go home and go to sleep instead of fucking my girlfriend. Fun bond time with coworkers while you guys clean up the mania

How long have you been on blockers?

didn't refute a claim AGAIN

keep trying anon kek

It'll make a billy and be a steaming staple for under 10s but aside from that forgotten in a month

Based Zoomies

10, 20, 30 years into the future we'll look at this with fond memories because of how much fun it was enjoying something so bad.

Nigger your dopamine fried brain won’t even remember it 2 weeks from now. You’re barely functioning with the demands of day to day existence. You morons can’t function if your phone isn’t in your hand with TikTok or Clash Royale open at a moments notice to drown out the deafening noise in your head which is your life screaming at you to do something other than being a complete fucking retard for once.

if I did that's my mistake

No one understands us, waah! We like it even though it is bad, waah! You can't wrap your minds around how smart we are, waah!

You must be 18 to post here

All zoomies are the same

You can't wrap your minds around how smart we are, waah

Never said this.

Are you guys even trying?

all Zoomies are the same

Yes

is it that hard to wrap your mind around it

Bedtime lil bro

Okay now I concede.

lil bro

kys nigger

80% of people are fat or obese now

Not an argument

There’s nothing to concede. You’re not even responding to anything directed at you, you’re just shitposting with 5 word responses

No one on this site understands Gen Z. We enjoy it BECAUSE it's unejoyable. It's so bad it's good. Is it that hard to wrap your mind around it?

Posted this in the other thread. Cult movie "so-bad it's good" schadenfreude has been around when I was in college in the 00's and dating back to Rocky Horror Picture Show that was the first instance of watching something for "camp" value although not specifically because it's bad/unenjoyable.
You sound like you're a teenager. Think you know everything and come off as if you're the first gen to discover fire. Lol. Lmao. Get real.

He had to go to bed to get ready for school tomorrow

CLEAN IT UP JANNY

"Think you know everything and come off as if you're the first gen to discover fire"

"I never said we were the first, retard."

Then you should understand that many, many people on this website have watched movies for this quality. Ever seen an /rlm/ thread on Anon Babble? People on this site "get" watching movies ironically and you talking down and making sweeping (and incorrect) generalizations gives off the impression that you are a:

know-it-all

teenager

I think the thing people are quibbling about is the wanton disregard for other people and treating theater workers like slave cattle from some beugsie loft where you get to smear shit on the wall.
When we watched the room we pelted the theater screen with plastic spoons, then, importantly picked them up (so we could keep throwing them) and they we're not nsomething that left a lasting mess and could be easily gathered by us - since we made the mess.
It comes down to basic civility and respect, which I know this board should not be the ones taking you to task for this over, but the point still stands. Anons and prior generations understand the concept, they disagree with the execution (at least I do as a cult-movie lifelong fan).
Now go to bed before I spank you.

Why be upset about it? Just start scratching memes into zoomers' cars for the lulz.

Both my teen brothers saw it in theaters and they said everyone went crazy during the chicken jockey scene, most of you complaining are just bitter old farts.

I haven't seen it yet got to take the cousins later on were the leaks true & they set up a sequel with steve & alex?

When we watched the room we pelted the theater screen with plastic spoons, then, importantly picked them up (so we could keep throwing them) and they we're not nsomething that left a lasting mess and could be easily gathered by us

Every room screening I've been to everyone just left the spoons on the ground after the movie was over. My local theatre even banned spoons and footballs because of it (people still threw them though) If you and the crowd actually picked them up afterwards at your cinema that's nice but you're the exception. youtu.be/psBvgbU8c4E

WHY DO YOU CLEAN IT UP (CLEAN IT UP)
JANITOR BABY
JUST TO MELTDOWN