CHICKEN JOCKEY

Remember, its NOT your problem

I hate zoomers so fucking much...

kek, my sides

CLEAN IT UP JANNIES

meme magic

THIS..... IS A CRAFTING TABLE

We are witnessing the death of America.

A reminder that your actions may have severe consequences for other people.

jannies people

i've only ever seen white kids doing this shit

This is like the cinema employee version of the holocaust. Chicken jockey will have memorials to the fallen ushers in cinema museums. Never again is now.

CLEAN IT UP

savage monkey behavior

Zoomers should have ate more tidepods

When are we getting a zoomer chicken jockey mass shooting?

That's not even that bad.

zoomers

White

it isn't zoomers anymore, it's gen alpha. this is the skibidi toilet generation

Holy shit what a massive pussy just go get a trash bag and toss the shit in... that's literally like 2 minutes of work.

Mad there's not at least one sad wagie out there going postal.

The kids are alright

It's probably a mix of both, but does seem to be dominantly zoom zooms going to see the movie

20 year old zoomers are treating it like the nigger-word, an excuse to chimp out when they hear it and act like animals to post on tiktok

Not that i disagree with you, but there was a time when civilized people threw away their own trash. Those days are long behind us.

tiktok

Trump should have kept it banned

Reminder if it was black kids doing it, this thread would read like a klan meeting

More theater shootings. At one time I didn't get it. But I've come around.

Nah. There's too many shills on this site, and that's just their expected behavior. The fact these are all zoom zooms acting like retarded monkies makes this more deplorable.

black kids didn't have tiktok during the wakanda screenings

because nobody likes niggers.

Anon Babble is full of brain dead hypocrites.
Not a surprise at all.

Except these kids are being called out. Doesn't seem hypocritical mossad

Most threads are praising them for it and laughing at the wagies you inbred imbecile.
Seek help

Minecraft accelerationism

The ones praising them seem like obvious shills or retarded zoomies. I don't count bots to be part of this sites' pulse. Sorry.

Judaya has won.
The White Man is finished.

zoomers are pretend blacks

making up these many excuses for 4chans stupidity and hypocrisy

lol K

theyre bots and indians as usual
with the occasional retarded zoomer that didnt catch it and joined in

being too new or retarded to tell when posters are organic

Lol. Lmao.

do i have to provide a service for a salary?

help me karl marx im going insaaaaaaaaaaaane!!!!

more excuses

coping hard
lmao

spotted the newfag

crying about racism on pol jr

Reminder if it was black kids doing it, this thread would read like a klan meeting

YES

America

white

lol lmao

I make and then clean up a mess like this in my room every day

CLEAN IT UP JANNY

I actually laughed out loud at this. Good on ya, zoomies

Having fun with your popcorn and snacks is part of the experience, it's been this way for a long time.

How is this worse than the cucumbers covered in shit left behind after showings of 50 shades?
millenials kys

anything that goes against my narrative are bots or shills

What a sad thought process. Sucks to be you.

nooooooo! How dare you point out the hypocrisy???

white people are le heckin wholesome-rino angels. They did nothing wrong!!! Reeeeeeee

cries even harder

WHAT'S HAPPENING AT THE MINECRAFT MOVIE IS TERRORISM

This is how we save theaters. Let me bring in projectiles to launch at the other attendees during the most kino moments

I'm going to do this by myself in an empty theater

why would you fuck yourself with a cucumber in public
why not just kys at that point

he said while insanely triggered

hypocrisy again
ROFL

projecting this hard

Reminder if it was black kids doing it, this thread would read like a klan meeting

YES

Loneliness is already lethal enough. No need to make things go any quicker.

Good morning saars

hi janny!

black kids do it in their own countries (with machetes and AKs) and nobody cares

streaming didn't exist yet

ok im an old fuck, what does chicken jockey mean?

Honestly the theaters deserve it for the quality of the movie. It’s their punishment for daring to charge money for the displeasure of viewing it.

i thought this shit was fake

but its real

and its one of the funniest thing ive ever seen

zoomers: 1

Kek

I'm glad the Kinoplex talks are finally back

my reaction isnt any different, i think all these zoomers should be put to death without trial

Pure Nigger behavior

he said while projecting and coping hard

the irony of your post is off the charts lmao

lmao at the end to prove I'm not seething

the irony indeed

just guys bein' dudes

It would be like Luke shouting 'at-st'. It doesn't mean anything. Its antihumor.
youtube.com/watch?v=mBeZwVw5BWw

Would have called the police and had them trespassed and charged with vandalism

It's a baby zombie on a chicken

the voices cracking lmao
kids havin a good time

Zoomers won, this shit is hilarious and the seething about le heckling workers just makes it better.
The best part is that it has only started and theatres already feel like a warzone

I hope people keep escalating it trying to one up what they have already seen happening. We might get to molotov firebombs.

fellas, are we india now?

Theaters are struggling this year after a string of flops leaving their seats empty.

Minecraft comes along, a surefire box-office hit regardless of quality.

It becomes a meme to trash the theater when the chicken jockey appears

Ok, this is epic.

yes why do you think theyre bringing infinity of them here

if they mix glitter in with the popcorn i would expect to see wagie suicides

t. literally seething about racism on tv of all places

when did Anon Babble become pro-janny?

he said while seething about being called a retarded hypocrite

Popular thing = bad due to me being a hate filled social reject

The Anon Babble code

why is it wrong to be racist?

why are you upset when you're called a hypocrite?

JEB!

kek

If you get into a job that requires you clean up after others you've failed as a human being.

In fact any job where you have to deal with any customers at all is the lowest of the low.

KINO JOCKEY

knows he cant make the argument without looking like even more of a redditor

i accept your concession :)

All zoomers are basically niggers. They have been completely inundated in low IQ thug nigger culture since birth. USA has been negrified for generations but we're hitting levels of niggerdom previously unthinkable.

Teenagers working movie theaters is a tale old as time. Don't know if zoomies/alpha work at all though

They do. Stocks haven't been the way since 2008.

randomly brings up reddit

somehow he thinks this makes him win the argument

lol lmao

no you have to like the zoom zooms chimping out and throwing popcorn at you otherwise you hate fun

not my problem

So why do they turn Indian at the chicken jockey?

I went to see this shit with my daughter without being fully aware of the extent of this meme and let me tell you it's even worse than the webms.
It was jam packed full of zoomers, every seat was occupied and they were hyped the entire time. One guy tried to give a speech or something while the ads run but he got heckled and went away.
The entire time the zoomers were clapping and hollering at every single scene it seems like some of them already went to see the movie several times because they knew exactly about some scenes that werent included in the trailers.
About 5 or so minutes before the god damn chicken jockey scene you could feel some tenseness, some weird mood in the room, like the feeling that something big was about to happen, when it finally happened I'm being honest here I had to cover my daughter with my body because the zoomers went absolutely feral. Fucking drinks, pop corn, spit were flying all over the place, zoomers were fighting each other and brawling dancing without their tshirts, some guy brought some whistles or some shit and started using them. It was like a minute of madness before they resumed their normal routine of cheering and clapping for the entire movie

BASED

canned meme response because he ran out of arguments

Maybe I'm just old, but I don't think acting like a nigger in the movie theater is very funny

truly gods chosen people

he thinks his post is worth arguing over

lol lmao

no one asked old man

What the fuck are you on about? Those are the Jews you fucking moron.

no fireworks

jeets are more soulful

they were just suddenly overcome by the socioeconomic factors

Are all zoomers nerds into minecraft? No more jocks/geeks cliques?

There's no reason to adhere to boomer rules without boomer costs of living. You made everything unaffordable? Yeah I'm going to literally take a shit in the middle of the theater I don't give a fuck. Not my problem

Hahahaha fuck jannies xd

It never was. Zoom zooms are just too deeply engulfed in the culture. I don't think any other generation(Whites) would display this behavior.

based

theaters can survive off zoomies buying $10 bags of popcorn to throw around while they scream their favorite meme of the week

They haven't even set off fireworks in the theatre yet?

total jeet mog.

Entirely agree. As a Gen X, I'm glad to see the anarchist mindset returning to society. We are seeing zoomerpunk coming into being.

What an odd post.

its the next logical step for zoomers who already talk like niggers. now they act like them too

in fact any job where you have to deal with customers at all is the lowest of the low

That's literally every job jackass.

noooo!!! le heckin white-erinos would never do such things before

it's all le zoomers fault!! the older whitey tighteys wouldn't harm a fly.. they were literal angles

My son turns 13 this year, I hope he never finds this hellhole. I have been trapped here since my 20s in the 00s. I really miss 8 chong.

Ok.

Nigger what are you talking about?

I'm in a corporate job where's literally zero interaction with customers.

I must act like human garbage because...socioeconomic factors o algo

Nigger

An yet you still have to reach a goal for the shareholders or you have to answer to your boss. Customer or shareholder it's all the same shit. No wonder you're still in the rat race, spic.

/thread/
Same reason why I'll never fight for my country
t. born in 1991

skibidi toilet generation

that's still zoomers anon
fr fr no cap skibidi biden!

obvious shills

it is. you can look up who he works for on Anon Babble too. look at what studios shows and movies get to spam like no one else does and other various shit
archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/209999922/#209999922

I hate moden culture

you can't dislike black people

that's LE BAD

CHICKEN JOCKEY lmao

Niggers all of them

I need an AI generated version of pic related with popcorn around him

way to miss the point
My point was the poster looks like this but unironically believes he's a "chad"
stay mad

I would quit at the spot
There's no way in hell I'm cleaning that shit all day every day

I'm a corpo drone that everyone leaves alone. I use chatGPT to write documentation for finance software while I work from home. I get paid $142,000 a year to do this. I've never, ever interacted with a customer. Customers don't even know I exist. Tomorrow I have two, 30 minutes meetings, then I will do the bare minimum for another 45 minutes before I turn on my 4 hour .ahk script that right clicks my mouse every 4 minutes and 55 seconds so that my icon on Teams remains green.

Zoomoids buy popcorn at a markup 14 times higher to what it would cost to make them at home just for a viral video.

I don't know why kinoplex clerks are complaining. They are making a killing with this.

you think robert is getting a cut of the popcorn sales?

SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

Based jannies and boomer destroyers

If he unionizes, yes.

NOOOOO THINK ABOUT THE HECKING GREEDY BOOMERINOS THAT RUINED EVERYTHING FOR YOUNGER GENERATIONS

Society is doomed and the only thing I wish for is boomers witnessing its collapse and losing everything.

When did white kids become even more annoying in theaters than black kids?

damn i never realized whites buy popcorn to shitpost instead of the blacks sneaking in beans

fuck jannies

damn zoomers are based?

Just vacuum that shit, lmao.
One of these days I'm gonna sneak a can of 'deenz in and smear them on several seats so the wagies know what true hell is.

Not him but racist = retard

I really miss 8 chong

Same bro. Also frens chong died too. Grim times

Wtf i love zoomies now

popcorn at a markup 14 times higher to what it would cost to make them at home

and add a couple zeros to that for what the cinema markup is, bulk popcorn is incredibly cheap

indians catch loads of flak

white zoomers act like this

if that cinema was full of my family we'd clean up after ourselves

inb4 shit jokes

we're Brahmin.

Clean it up, wagie!

CLEAN IT UP!
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I used to play a lot of minecraft a decade ago and I dont remember anyone giving a crud about chicken jockeys, is the whole reaction in response to a recent internet meme or something

No different from jeets.
Same trash behaviour.

All this seething over some vidya gayme mobie

Hello janny, how many showings have you cleaned up so far?

zoomers are mentally ill.
they are all chronically on tik-tok, and they just do whatever [current popular trend] is.

is the whole reaction in response to a recent internet meme or something

Such is the life of a zoom zoom

Newfags don't remember Snakes on a Plane. It was the same shit.

I am become broccoli head destroyed of boomers

Gen Z still possesses a collectively higher IQ than any prior generation. This is a bitter pill to swallow, but in time, you'll understand.

no one ever cheered in the theatre we were always hm civilised *adjusts monocle*

same fat neckbeards who went apeshit when Iron Man said "I am Iron Man" are now shitting on zoomers

What's the end goal in wasting popcorn?

HOLY TRUTH BOMB!

You wouldn't get it.

We should show up the zoomers, let’s workshop our own chicken jockey video to get the max tictok likes
Would would you do to get max views? Hoesntly op is child play, we can co-op thier shit,
I say potato cannons filled with popcorn, go full median and set off sparklers,
Big titty girls jiggling thier tits and then spray paint chicken jockey on the tits.
I’m just brain storming here.
Maybe we could, fake being satanists and sacrifice a theater janny to our pegan god chicken jockey by shoving popcorn seed in him and cooking him till his gut explodes and freshly blood dipped freshly popes popcorn sprays everywhere in the theater?

What a wuss. It's free food.

During which part? I would guess "too many damn snakes" line, haven't seen the movie in ages.

It’s fucking hilarious. What a waste of popcorn though.
The future of the cinematic experience, hopefully.

Gen Z still possesses a collectively higher IQ than any prior generation

yes saar, very high iq we have indeed.

youtube.com/watch?v=63PDBZglZ0E

WAGIES! A TOAST!

youtube.com/watch?v=svLyq_sCjAI

everyone shouting with the line and cheering

VS

Complete chimpout because he said the thing

It's not even comparable.

You're just showcasing how uncivilized society has become in the span of 2 decades

K I N O
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Sorry, I am of the this generation and this is wayyy more cringey, the zoomers win this one,

Promise me you're not going to throw this anon.

a mainly white audience of hardworking Americans and there families clapping and saying the line

VS

degenerate sub 80 IQ smartphone addicted faggots acting like niggers

Well you have to be White to get it, so understandable.

This is super tame. The Minecraft stuff is more comparable to those indian cinema videos.

what about a group full of coomers
youtube.com/watch?v=Ub8vc-b5hCI

Didn't even know this movie existed, let alone having a release in theaters. But I'm not watching 4 min for you to try and make a moot point.

posting on Anon Babble without knowing about high school musical 3

damn the memes were right, nobody here posting actually watches movies

Zoomers: "Hey lets look dress and act like niggers"

Why would I care about some Disney Channel movie release? I lived through the HS musical craze, never cared for it. Actively avoided it after thr 1st movie.

fuck wagies and fuck boomers too

wtf i love zoomers now

both are equally retarded and thuggish behavior
cry moar, lil Timmy

throwing food all over like a monkey throws his shit is as thugish as cheering and clapping

Lol

lmao dude
I wonder which movie had the biggest amount of dildos the first week?
This or Twilight?

roll

clapping and hooting n hollering is equally as retarded as throwing popcorn while hooting n hollering.
yes

Nah

Just think of how old Anon Babble would have reacted to this

ya

It isn't. You can't feed anyone with just clapping and yelling. Wasting food is selfish and retarded.

apparently telling jannies to clean it up is too offensive

Old Anon Babble was confined to people who only spent time online as a hobby. Now everyone is online and the trends and memes are that much more saturated and instant. Old Anon Babble wouldn't have made a ripple IRL with theater reactions, unless they were in Colorado

american pop-slop

food

lololololol

ChinkTok deserves to be banned. Why ZionDon hasn't is beyond me

CLEAN IT UP, WAGIE!

Maybe I should see it in the cinema as well. Looks like the audience is the real star of the movie.

implying Cheetos McHitler can do anything

Of course. That's what I asked to get paid to do

accuse people of being racist, act surprised and hirt when treat different races accordingly to their beliefs

hipocrisy

STOP ACTING RACIST YOU RACISTS HIPOCRISY MUCH

you are a bigger retard than...CHICKEN JOCKEY

getting mad at people having harmless fun in a movie theater

given how retarded zoomers in general are, these kids could be doing much worse. Let them have their meme movie.

so low IQ that he can't read a Anon Babble post or spell properly

racist

ha! classic! the jokes write themselves

well they do

I don't think anyone is actually mad. It's just cringe inducing.

Lost

So?

Would be really funny if after this picture was taken someone just dropped a load of popcorn on his head LMAO

Are you 12?

why are you guys pretending the theater jannies arent zoomers too??

(you) farmers wanted to get replies with seethe baits, turns out anons are postironically pretending or actually enjoying the movie ironically so shekelsteins switched strategy to

muh cinemas muh nigger behavior

classical bait and switch what I'm trying to say is...
LA LA LA LAVA CHI CHI CHI CHICKEN
CHICKEN JOCKEY ATTACKING ME
POPOCORN IS FLYING NOW I'M HAVING A SNACK
CLEAN IT UP WAGIE IT'S A POPCORN ATTACK

This will be forgotten in two weeks.

in ten years they will cringe at themself after their random balding friend on future tiktok like app tag them with the vids for nostalgia purpose

Are they wrong tho?

pic is AI, sadly

Look at the letters on the lower part of the machine

I think it's too late to fix anything, so I'm going to push degeneracy further and further until people take action.

ANON JOCKEY

Look what you monsters have done to this poor transwoman. Have you no shame?

exactly the same (with this jpg)

I just watched the movie

what the fuck literally just happened. was there something that was supposed to be happening. am i the wrong audiance

Who was in the wrong here?

FUCK BOOMERS I WILL MAKE THEM SUFFER FOR TAKING AWAY MY FUTURE HERE IS SOME POPCORN ALL OVER BYATCHHHH

*makes other zoomers clean the whole mess and suffer instead*

lmao why are zoom zooms so utterly retarded?

the audience score

Isnt movie theater popcorn expensive?

I don't think any of the so-called zoomers in the video seethe at so-called boomers like retarded Anons do

be movie theater worker

have at most 7 movies that come out every year that actually require work

most are summer blockbusters

bunch of zoomies come in and laugh at some dumb movie

OMG THIS IS LITERALLY 9/11 I AM BEING GENOCIDED

kill yourself

black people and pajeets have fun in the movies by being a pestering menace

D-:<

white people have fun in the movies by being a pestering menace

O-:)

jew cinemas want all the shekels so keep selling popcorn

Here's an idea. Halt it during these showings especially when broccoli haired zoomers come in. Problem solved.

Or just tell the fucking lazy staff to use the big brushes they have and do one sweep of each aisle that takes 10 seconds.

Or maybe remove minecraft entirely from showings if it's such a burden. Fucking jew cunts and retarded zoomers all in a circle.

Amerimutts are the Pajeets of the west

are theatres even staffed?

the one closest to me years ago stopped having humans sell you the tickets and it was all machine or online booking. then there wouldn't be anyone around not even at the fucking food selling part.

Europeans are the Africans of the West

these retarded zoomers are throwing slave labour popcorn around they paid for

niggers and indians throwing fireworks and fighting/shooting in one isnt comparable to chucking popcorn you fat ugly jew lover

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP ATTACKING THE PRECIOUS ZOOMERS YOU MONSTER JEW

Yeah who else can afford $20 for tickets and then another $20 on popcorn to waste

I literally called them retarded you dumb jobless cunt.