This made boomers & millennials cream their pants uncontrollably

This made boomers & millennials cream their pants uncontrollably

Long asses are so kino

they're really not and they make my dick recoil into my body

It is doing the same to this zoomer

Thou art homosexual

IM COOOOMING AGGGGGGGAINNNNNN

still does

you're not white

retard it's the bikini that makes it look like that

its not a long ass, the bathing suit is just high cut

It’s both, my mom has asscheeks exactly like that, it’s a long oval shape

reminder she fucks black men exclusively now

this made zoomers and zalphas shart and double their dosage of HRT

Linda Kozlowski is taller than average woman standing in at 5′ 7″ (1.70 m). So yes I think it's a slightly longer cheek length but it's a full, ripe, butt all the same with magnificently wide hips. Fine Aryan stock to breed Chads, even if she's Polish.. She fell in love with Paul Hogan during the filming, just like her character. Paul Hogan fell in love with her ass, just like his character.

You are looking at that ass butt that lil bit of sideboob on the first pic is kino

Women don't really go swimming in nasty ass swamps in fucking Australia of all places, do they? I can see retarded Floridian rednecks doing something like this, but only male ones.

It's probably one of the most alluring non-nude scenes filmed of a woman, of 80's movies. Not that there was a shortage of that sort of thing. It's kinda sad how you have to go back decades for wholesome, heterosexual-themed (straight male spying on sexy lady) eye-candy. It's forbidden these days. Then again, Crocodile Dundee is a literal perfect movie so it's always a good time.

She's only famous on this site, which is well known for having the worst taste in women

anon thinks backs are butts bc he has never seen a back irl

Shut up. Long asses are real.

That's a nice butt, but I'm not convinced that water was safe to drink, even without the croc/gator

the ass in OP is literally perfection

Stunningly beautiful. I like her hair color either way really but when its longer whoa momma. And those cheek bones. She must've imprinted on my brain in more ways than one because I go nuts for prominent cheeks. Noomi Rapace, or Julianne Moore, for example.

she's perfect. If anime women were real this is what they'd look like. It's only a shame that she is made of 3DPG meat that will rot and spoil. If God were merciful he'd make such flesh immortal

Pass the Ammo (1987) stars Linda Kozlowski, Bill Paxton, Tim Curry, and Annie Potts. seems pretty highly rated too. I'd never heard of it.

That chick looks seriously wasted

Many such cases.
Perfection.

Fttttbbppp

PFFFFFTTTTTTTHHBBP

boomers & millennials

retard

How about Jenny Agutter from Logan's Run

If you didnt beat off to this back in the day you aint no friend of mine.

definitely a faggot who likes man ass

millennials

Most intelligent zoomer
What you meant to say is Gen Xers

PG-13 kids movie too.

Katherine Heigel in My Father the Hero.

nice ass
she looks like maggie gyllenhaal, but cute

Everyone has butts. Kids have butts. 13 year olds have seen butts. You acting like any nudity is horrible for kids is doing more harm to them than not. Especially when you shove lots of violence in their faces and act like that's ok and better.

They truly are not. They all turn into whales with floppy loose asses.

You prefer muscular hairy man asses. Disgusting fag.

im gonna assume it was paul hogan's idea to put this in the movie

I'm gonna assume it was the studios idea because people were normal back then and wanted money.

people dont go to the movies to stare at half naked women, glad boomers moved on

most people cant choose the sex of their offspring, anon. Traditionally, having sons is preferred as to pass down family name/lineage. What's surprising about autists trying to looksmax their boy?
Same for Asians, they know that asian women want men with feminine features and asian men want women with feminine features, so it's a win-win for their offspring.
Strong jaw women NEED soft jaw men to balance it out in the genetic longrun

Only because globohomo is turning the frogs gay.
Having some more or less tasteful nudity in movies was rightfully expected as a basic human right and necessity and I pity fucktarded zoomers who dont understand.

just forwarded this to the CDC. enjoy your life sentence, creep

That makes two of us!!!

She has the phenotype of a meth-head

kek. plonked.

The crocodile is a metaphor for my dick bursting out sperm at her face!!!

That white guy preference is absolutely untrue in my opinion. Especially for asians. If you asked your average guy these days I suspect they’d pick someone like Sweeney. Although zoomers think Zendaya is a top 10 so what do I know.

all these people seething at the truth

agreed! also, pussies are really kind of yucky too when you think about it

hello pedo

*derp

I love dick too bro.

Sauce on top right girl?
Asking for a friend who wants to jerk off to her

We weren't brain fried gooners oversaturated with endless amounts of extreme porn freely available in 4K.

Asians are fucking hideous.

Fuck off, poo.