No wonder people hate theaters

This isn't funny at all, I was going to go watch a Minecraft movie in theaters until I seen that braindead morons are doing this trend when the fucking chicken jockey pops up they trash the place and scream

Tell me again why people don't go to theaters anymore to watch films?

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Go during a school day during school hours, you stupid fucking obese basedlennial NEET.

Why are white people like this. You dont see blacks or Indians doing this crap

It's adults doing this too anon, I went to a movie theater and some grown adult almost hit me in the head with a popcorn bucket

Zoomers are already in their 20's. Actual little kids have better manners.

Yeah god forbid the janitors actually do their job and not just get paid for standing around and smoking weed.

Exactly

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I was going to go watch a Minecraft movie in theaters

Underageb&, or worse, a manchild

I have no intention of seeing this movie and still do, however the absurdism of this meme and how it's become a national phenomenon is fucking hilarious. Seeing a shitty movie as a group and sperging out during the 'he said the thing part' is the exact kind of stupid shit I did with my friends in high school/college, and the idea that it's probably the overwhelming reason why this movie had such a successful opening is just top tier comedy.
If you don't find this funny, you clearly never played laser tag with a gang of 19 years olds treating the game like it was an actual military operation paired against an 11 year old's birthday party, and you have my deepest sympathies for missing out on such entertaining retardation.

I'm 36 and I want to go to the movie just to do this

I'm 54 and I've exposed myself to the audiences three times since last Saturday.

Kino bur where's the falcom

It’s honestly fucking hilarious. Good on zoomers for doing it. It’s just ironic rocky horror. God forbid someone have fun at the theaters instead of acting like a pretentious millennial faggot trying to analyze every frame to figure out why they hate a movie

Why should I keep seeing this niggardry through the lens of a retarded youngster, when I'm no longer that age?
It's a bunch of teens and so-called adults behaving like retards for attention and annoying families who took their kids to see a movie (albeit shit) in peace.

Why should I keep seeing this niggardry through the lens of a retarded youngster, when I'm no longer that age?

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annoying families who took their kids to see a movie (albeit shit) in peace

It's not an opera or play, it's an obnoxious action movie with a blasting fart soundtrack, bing bing wahoo noises, and washed up retards scream acting. What about that screams 'peaceful & quiet viewing experience' to you? Maybe the throwing popcorn is overboard, but jumping up and down screaming like retards because 'thing you know' showed up is/was the typical Marvel viewing experience nowadays, so this is by no means off base from that at the end of the day.

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This isn't funny at all

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it's not opera bruh

Nigger, what kind of fucking argument is this? Families go there to not get buckets thrown at them, some kids might not take the sensory overload of a 30 year old manchild screaming Jack Black's character name in their face. Movies like Rocky Horror had their own screenings for people who wanted to chant lines, so did The Big Lebowski.

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Yes, being an grumpy old man is realizing that other people, besides you, exist.

It is healthy for a culture and society to express themselves so enthusiastically at a movie theater. I love this, and in fact I wish it were more common

Muh sensory overload

A movie with a blasting fart soundtrack, bing bing wahoo noises, and washed up retards scream acting

Again, par for the course with the noise you get from this type of movie, and parents are retards if they hadn't already accounted for this.

It's kinda interesting. There's really no other place when Gen Z guys are allowed to go hog wild and act like boys. This impulse has basically been pushed to the shadows, literally in this case. Makes you wonder what the world would be like if they were allowed to run free.

You can expect this to happen in the Fortnite movie or whatever comes next
Western society is basically becoming India

It's engineered that way, so that the only rebellious outlet they have is to troon out

I was gonna go pay $28 to watch this dumb AI generated pig trough for alphies, but seeing ipad kids throw drinks in a theater was what dissuaded me

Idk about this take you can still do tons of cocaine skip school go to parties an have sex those are all rebellious things to do

A lot of zoomer-hating millennials are actually browns.

I might not be white b-but I at least I am not a zoomer

is something their cope.

Excuse me, but I'm a light skinned latino, not a brown.

I have ZERO interest in minecraft but I kind of want to see the zoomer chimpout. If I go will it actually be an experience or will the theater be 3/4 empty like usual

This is all American culture has left. Ironic enjoyment of goyslop.

Imagine shitting and pissing yourself in seethe over kids having fun

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He's not wrong. Only dumbass thinks your behavior is based on what color vagina you popped out of. If your raised like shit you act like shit. Nothing more, nothing less.

Poor Robert having to deal with this

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some Anon Babble posters are old and grumpy

Theyre paid to clean up normal, every day messes, and the ocassional messy accident. This is abnormal behavior and intentional. Tl;dr, youre retarded.