Holy shit

Holy shit....

what is that

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CHICKEN JOKEY

I am a 34 year old boomer, but I legitimately don't know anyone who has ever played Minecraft.

Not even like a friend's kid or something. It just completely missed me. Barely even know what it's all about.

Same. It's just never appealed to me. I've never enjoyed the whole 'make your own fun' kind of games. What am I paying you for if I have to provide the entertainment?

Nice way of saying you were the only one with internet in your tribe.

Same thing with Zelda Tears of the Kingdom. People are spending hours and hours building all sorts of vehicles and stuff but it's just so boring to me. I want narrative.

has a switch

manchild

CHICKEN JOCKEY

HOLYYYYYYYYY FUCKKKKKK

jack black won.

I hate zoomers so much

Wasted

BASED

This is fuckin bullshit

and here we go

dont put me in the screencap

fucking hell I'm never hearing the end of this

kino desu
Anon Babble still got the meme game

can you picture a red apple and rotate it in your head?

How does this happen? Is there some type of program that let's you get epic gets?

this could be the begining of an epic new mene

add me in the screencap

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White bros did we just lose?

Yes. And I ask again, what am I paying you for if I can just imagine MY world?

this made zoomers and alphies shit and piss their pants

I fucking kneel.

But you can create anything you want. That's a big part of the appeal.

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Checken digies.

Fuck it, Jablinski won, Snood won, Slop won.

I'm getting football PTSD thinking about nuggies

Breath of the Wild was similar, no? I remember getting bored after an hour when no discernable plot showed up. I think that's my usual gripe with nintendo games. If I'm doing singleplayer I need story. Party games don't need it but they still need something to do other than piss around. I think I did do a bit of Minecraft in the past but mainly PvP servers where there's actually a battle to keep you entertained.

Based

FUCKING WASTED

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Where's the antidote for this?

?

This is the kind of fella who will happily have their hand held through some Last of Us type game where all you are required to do is press the correct button when the 'game' tells you to do so.
Literal NPC, my 4 year old nephew has more creativity

I want narrative

If I'm doing singleplayer I need story

Let me guess, you guys think movie games are good.

we reddit now.
hope you are happy

based

LOL REDDIT TIKTOK MAYMAYS

based

Back in the day it was Doom, then you learned the cheat codes

Wasn't thet tok stuff renamed to x?

Nigged and twigged

I like good gameplay but if I'm doing a longform singleplayer game I also need a narrative reason to be invested, simple as. I can't abide games with barely any story unless it's competitive pvp. That being said, I do like movie games with barely any gameplay too so... yeah. Heavy Rain is fucking amazing I will die on that hill.

over 9000 chicken jockeys

Kabushhhh

Fair enough.

what was it

Cinema is over.
t. Scorsese

TOTK gives you shit to build but it’s all environmental storytelling.

The item I need is on the other side of this chasm

there are three pieces of wood next to me

Therefore I need to use the wood to build a bridge to cross the chasm and grab the item

It's over

so close and yet so far

LET GOOOOO

SHICKEN DZJOKAAAY!

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WOWOZERS!!!!111111one

LAFFIN