Realistically speaking, what would you do in this situation?

live in the woods for 6 months

aliens eventually get wrecked by chink flu

move back to city and buy up cheap realestate and retire

who's going to reinforce your deeds? people can't even legally get rid of squatters

Not only that, but the content of the post itself was quite lame.

Deflect its death ray with a perfectly timed parry. Then do a sick judo flip onto its head and punch a hole in it.

retaliate with digits

Hey, I'm still waiting for the joke, dude

Damn, imagine if the aliens invented vaccines before they came to Earth

eat bat soup from wuhan jina

aliens are using blood as fuel

Seems impractical

MOMMY

You can't do that

I wouldn't say a single word to them. I would listen to what they have to say and that's what no one did

aliens are using blood as fuel

Next time watch the movie instead of your phone.

Is there any movie that deals with the administrative side of an ayy invasion?
Like from the pov of the prez or whatever.

Blast the puny humans with my ray gun

that sounds tedious

vax status?

probably the same thing as tom, run away home panicked then dump the kids at my ex wife's, not my problem

:(

start a solenoid business

Wrong.

TAKE A LOOK AROUND YOU
AT THE WORLD WE'VE COME TO KNOW

I'd like to see the ayys administrative side of an invasion

Hey Mr. Skibblegax so the crew we sent to West Hollywood is done absorbing all the blood from the humans there but they reporting some of their guys aren't feeling too well

Tell them tough shit we have a deadline to meet and we are already understaffed because all the guys we sent to India have called in sick.

I wouldn't say anything. I would listen, and that's what no one did.

Aussie

I wouldn't do anything. I would just listen to what it had to say. And that's what no one did.

be incredibly hyper advanced alien race

travel light years through space with incredibly hyper advanced technology built by incredibly hyper advanced intelligence

die from not using a spacesuit

Fire my heat ray cannon

they are from mars
why does nobody on this board watch the movies they discuss

sneed

You are the third person to make this joke ITT.

travel light years

They're from Mars.

retards. mars is a mothership that traveled through another dimension millions of years ago through the aliens incredibly hyper advanced technology and laid in wait for the perfect time to attack using their incredibly hyper advanced weapons

Looksmaxxing of course and then when the aliens see me they will say "don't kill that one, he is too pretty".

they're machines were beneath the earth, which suggests they were here before

maybe they didn't expect there to be a variant of virus that would kill them

Raise tariffs?

run, I mean what else are you going to do? Suck their dicks?

i'd do a 360 and walk away

So the lesson to be learned is bring hand sanitizer

They didn't evolve on earth. Most viruses have a hard time just jumping between different species of mammals. Aliens really shouldn't be able to catch human flu, so maybe that's what they thought. Also, I know Morgan Freeman says it's germs, but maybe they didn't like our microplastics.

It kind of makes sense with some creative writing

Like the martians are a completely degenerate, declined civilization. Many years ago they set up the tripods on earth just in case they ever have to migrate there complete with both terraformation equipment and weaponry to eradicate dangerous fauna

However they became addicted to petty luxury, drugs and vr and the like. When mars did eventually decline as a biome they actually preferred just building more hospitable underground habitats in which to situate their goon caves and such. They in fact stayed down there in those callibrated artificial environments so long that their immune systems completely atrophied

Now, at the time of the movie, these druggie masturbators have finally just barely managed to have a belated moment of clarity, realising that, even if they're happy down there, mankind is getting way too advanced and needs to be cut down so as not the jeapordize their status quo. It is beyond their current social technology to assemble a new fleet of spaceships or something, what they can do is use the teleporter receivers inside the terraformation machines to send pilots. When these machines were planted, germs were not a concern, they had immune systems that could cope. Now however, when they get over there they know they're on a timer. They have a certain amount of perfectly sterile air with them, in canisters in the tripod. When that runs out, after a few days, they have to start drawing air from the environment, and from there they just have to hope and pray they can finish the job before inevitably getting exposed to some stray pathogen that eeks its way through the filters. You can't just send over more cannisters because its too violent a process-it would kill anyone inside the tripod at the receiving end. Its not that they don't understand germs, its that they're in a race with the germs because they're using the technology they left behind eons ago that they couldn't even make now

We're gonna be raising the tariffs on mars folks, the- we've got those, aliens, illegal martians, sneaky martians, very bad, they've been coming here and shooting off their, heat guns, heat rays, sucking our blood- out.

And they haven't been paying their share, they haven't, and that changes now, and, we are going to be making sure that mars pays their fair share, because they have been taking and taking and taking from the american people.

Turn squid alien sissies into a crater.