Who will he play?
Robert Pattinson in Dune: Part III
Leto II?
that's below pattinson
i hate this guy entirely because of how better looking he is then me
fuck u twilight fag
He is incredibly attractive.
Calling it now he will be part of the anti-Paul fedaykin faction Chani joins after fleeing at the end of DUNC2. He will be Paul love and political rival competing for Chani love, because this series is for women now. Screenshot this post.
THR said it’s Scytale which would be based
Who will he play?
One of Paul's kids most likely
The Chad son, of course.
Pattinson would be one of the main villains
hollywoodreporter.com
really?
even after mickey 17 flopped?
even after nobody gives a fuck about his batman?
he's a fucking retard that nobody gives a fuck. timmy is unironically a bigger star than he is.
Small aside, we haven't had proper Pattinson kino in way too long. Mickey 17 was alright but he was doing a silly voice for most of it. He was barely more than a cameo in The Devil All the Time and Waiting for the Barbarians.
The Batman was good but it was capeshit that was too long. The Lighthouse was good but it was too focused on random zaniness. Don't get me started on Tenet or High Life.
And Good Time is almost 8 years old at this point.
And coming up he has
The Odyssey
Nolanshit. Will be trash,
Die My Love
Retard director of High Life. Starring opposite Butthole Fever as she has a mental breakdown
The Drama
This could actually be good. I say this purely because it doesn't have a synopsis attached. But it does star Zendaya and Challengers was fucking terrible.
Primetime
A Chris Hansen biopic where he plays Hansen (100% not memeing). Should be good but hardly the kino we deserve.
He said in an interview like 3 years ago that he wanted to play in Dune 2 lol. Only thing stopping him from joining the cast would be Batman 2 filming interfering
Who gives a shit? Those movies are terrible
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Hasimir Fenring
The midget maybe? Dune 2 is the worst of the core 4 books.
young handsome White man
A villain, obviously. The dunc movies are overtly anti-White.
I want movies with white actors only!
No they can't play the villains too! That's a heckin' racism!!
Take your meds and go outside. Preferably in that order, sweetie.
hysterical tangent
equating popularity with talent
subjective echochamber-approved opinions
unironically
havin a rough time with the hrt?
>Primetime
A Chris Hansen biopic where he plays Hansen (100% not memeing). Should be good but hardly the kino we deserve.
this is gonna end up as the best of the bunch
Why does he have so many upcoming films with Zendaya? Does it have anything to do with those recent studies claiming Pattinson and Zendaya are (mathematically speaking) the most beautiful man and woman in the world, respectively?
retard quoting the voices in his head is telling someone to take meds
Does skipping meds make you randomly lash out at people while projecting your mentall illness onto them?
he gonna be the worm
Seriously though, I have a strong feeling this is it if they're going to tell the rest of Paul's story, since Hasimir and Margot are a big part of it.
Also Hasimir is a cuck, so it fits perfectly with light and vestigial wokeness.
He'd make a good Sytale
What even happens in Dune Messiah?
He excelled in the main role in Cosmopolis, which is at least 10x as good as anything Villeneuve could dream of.
mostly political intrigue and some cool bits like the stone burner and the connection he shares with his son at the end
Paul is sad because he’s hitler
Chani can’t conceive because the princess is feeding her poison
Pauls empire is starting to rebel secretly - even loyalist fremen are souring on Paul
Paul sees that Chani will die giving birth
Paul almost gets killed by a nuke assassination plot
is left blinded
Chaani gives birth to twins (Paul thought it was only one child - hence one of the children can shield itself from foresight)
Paul goes into the desert to die, leaving his kids to Alia, Stilgar and a clone of Duncan Idaho
Do you think zesty little Tom Holland will be jealous because the love of his life is spending so much time and being so intimate with men who aren’t absolutely dwarfed by her and who don’t look like twinks? Or is he jealous of her, because, well, you know.
he'd be a better chani than zendaya lmao.
Older Paul maybe? There's a big timeskip between the first book and the second.
humiliation ritual
Pattinson keeps booking movies because he knows that the Batman 2 is probably dead. He's going to be busy with supporting roles in Odyssey and now Dune, during a period that was supposed to be for filming Batman.
Matt Reeves got addicted to succubus Doujinshi and has been too busy pleasuring himself the past couple years to work on the batman part 2
Would be so weird for skinny twink Chalamet to be the father of the older more robust Pattinson lol. Everyone has to scale down to Chalamet twinkiness
the prophet
So it's like Revenge of the Sith minus the lighsaber duels
incoming Paul x Scytale AU art
Thank you Minecraft for being a hit for WB and Legendary so that they can afford Rpatz
the Batman 2 is probably dead.
The nigga should be Bond full stop and it's not even close.
nobody gives a fuck about his batman
hey look, everybody. it’s the out-of-touch Gen X loser who has no clue of culture outside his sad, pathetic mind.