Would you rather hang out with rednecks or hippies at war?

Would you rather hang out with rednecks or hippies at war?

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which one is actually going to defend me when shit goes down?

The winning side

The ones who aren't drug addicts.

hippies aren't war criminal psychopaths, I choose hippy.

She was awfully cocky considering the reason she went to prison in the first place was incompetence.

Would you rather hang out with rednecks or hippies at war?

Either as long as they'll cover my ass. Hillbillies are more in tune with natural surroundings and may notice things others wouldn't.

Why can't I... just kill some gooks?

always outdoors

Can endure extreme weather

love to hunt

know how to survive in the wilds

Hillbillies were born to be soldiers

forget war. I have to choose a career now. either it will be some trades shit with redneck retards or some sort of nonprofit with leftist sjws
I honestly am leaning sjws since I cannot STAND lower class retardation. their entire worldview is from lowest common denominator cultural shit. at least the sjws will occasionally have triple digit IQs

sjwd will occasionally have triple digit IQs

Lmfao. “‘Male children are women if you cut their cocks off.” Fucking geniuses lol

forget war. I have to choose a career now.

Start a new thread. This is about wartime

Tom Berenger played a less evil version of that character in Sniper, it's a good movie

Did he get typecast as a psychopath?

I never understood the difference between rednecks and hillbillies

Berenger played the 'violent realist' a lot

I've understood it as hillbillies being mountain folk and rednecks being rural folk, particularly in the South.

They're mostly interchangeable but to me hillbilly denotes someone from a geographically rugged area such as the Appalachians. But people call each other rednecks and hillbillies despite that so it doesn't matter much imo.

Rednecks and hippies actually get along pretty well when you force them to spend time together, despite their diverging politics.

Redneck is fancy non mountain boys.

hillbillie is more specific, redneck just means working class white

it's about the eternal cultural divide. it's as relevant now as then

Rednecks: Dukes of Hazzard
Hillbillies: Deliverance

hippies and rednecks

diverging politics

Not in current year.

mountain folk

retards

rednecks

retards

Absolutely obsessed

The hippies in this movie were the good guys but I cannot think of anything more retarded than dropping acid in a warzone.

The main differences are that the hillbillies live poor as fuck because they dont want to leave their hills and hollers.

Hippies. Rednecks are too unstable. Peaceniks are fucking dangerous when they're in a life or death situation, but they have a cool head and generally don't start shit. Rednecks are douchebags with a jock mentality who try to get back at their pappy for beating them as children by starting fights with everyone else like a prison nigger. Yeah they know how to torture a small animal but when shit hits the fan they generally start to tremble.

They only got drunk or got high when they were at their FOB bored out of their minds since they didnt have tablets and Starlink.

I'm a redneck hippie :(

t. got bullied once and never forgot

lel

check em

Hippies: boo hoo there should never be war let's just hold hands and sing

Rednecks: There's the enemy and I can put a new breathing hole in a gook's forehead from 300 yards

What does that even mean? You listen to jam bands in your mommas trailer and smoke weed and do psychs instead of fent or meth like everyone else.

As someone who smokes weed every night, I could not imagine a more nightmare scenario than being high with a bunch of killer gooks around. Id rather join the rednecks and have my wits about me

You prefer weed or alcohol?

Basically yes
Alcohol these days, formerly just both

What does that even mean?

it means he's a fascist nazi

All I need are two faithful tards.
Private Pyle sharpshooting gooks out of my perimeter... a focused killer, never yapping incessantly in my ear.
And Forrest Gump to drag my ass to the chopper if I get hit.

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whoevers in my foxhole is whoever i'm hanging out with. we'll get drone striked together

Nope. Just sat back and watched them smack each other's heads into concrete. I was busy slipping the artsy girls my tube steak.

You guys were pretty fun. Guns and weed are a great combination

yeah you definitely don't sound mad at all

Dave Matthews?

you type like a dork and you're probably a light weight.

Anon, who do you think you're fooling?

Touched a nerve I see.

BET YOU CANT POUND AS MANY PISS WARM BUD LIGHTS AS ME CITY BOY

Lol one IPA has more alcohol in it than an entire case of your gay rice water. I'm slugging 2 liters of moonshine out of a mountain dew bottle with three joints to wash it down and I'm STILL hard enough to fuck your sister.

i dont drink, you think drinking is cool, you sound 14.

You sound 14

Shit man are you coming on to me?

see this is what I meantimagine having to spend all day around either of these retards

he doesn’t know about redneck hippies

They’re called hillbillies

what kind of nonprofits are you looking at?

environmental ones. I want to work outside, either for lefty conservation shit or being on the other side cutting down trees or whatever. either way

Obviously never spent any time with hippies. I just want to go to war with regular type dudes with big ass dicks.

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Lol tree conservation is ran by lumber companies. Look it up.

kek

He might prefer Leon Russell and Willie Nelson over Waylon Jennings and George Jones

What year are you living in? They all listen to the same nu country rap shit now, no one listens to fucking George Jones

If you're trying to survive, the rednecks. If you're sure you're gonna die, the hippies

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Rednecks. Hippies can't be trusted. Rednecks will look after your back. Hippies will stral you in order to feed their dug addiction. Hippies are fucking disgusting, really. People say rednecks are stupid and whatever, they may be, but at least they are not smelly like the hippies. Plus, rednecks at least have some sort of believe in God while hippies are fucking satanic for lack of a better word. Hippies follow the "new age" which is really the "old age" but with a new branding for our so called "post modern times" lol What a joke. Rednecks >>> hippies

Having watched Platoon it's the hippies. The rednecks try to kill you or give you PTSD

The rednecks try to kill you or give you PTSD

or they try to have sex with you and then try to kill you because they can't deal with being gay

You know what a redneck is well hillbillies are that except even dumber and drunker and they live in the woods

As long as I’m fighting Israelis it doesn’t matter who fights with me

well that's good because your main ally right now are inbred 80 IQ fanatical mohammedans, have fun