ME SON. ME SON'S A NUCLEAR BOMB!

ME SON. ME SON'S A NUCLEAR BOMB!

Adolescence team to remake Threads nuclear attack epic

What the fuck is that sentence?

I know some of these words

Son, transracial male-to-female soldiers are giving their lives to protect our country and by the way we must have war with Russia because they oppress women, I think.

ME OWN SON, A FOOKIN TRAFFIC WARDEN??! HE NEEDS TO GET A PROPER FOOKIN JOB LOIK CLEANIN WINDOWS OR COLLECTIN DOLE

ME OWN FOOKIN' SON SAW THE BOMBS FALL AND SAID "IT'S HAPPENING"

I can already imagine it

why
i am SICK of remakes and remasters

Why

Because media today is lazy

A stark world of illiterate, mutated child rapists and thieves?

it's already like that over there though

BLOODY NORA, ME OWN SON BELIEVED FARAGE AND MUSK'S BOLLOCKS HE READ IN REDDICHAN AND NOW HE BECAME DEATH, DESTROYA' OF WORLDS!

ME OWN FOOKIN SON, STEALING BREAD FROM THE RATION LANE MEANT FOR BAMES

Me own son..... A pile of fookin' ash

oh....this is what Warp records morphed into. Making Tv

they really triggered you losers eh?

Me son....me son suppowts nuclea powah

Will it show how society improves after all whites die in the nuclear war and only muslims survive?

Me own fookin son cooled the rods too soon

How will they blame Andrew Tate and white 13 year olds for a nuclear war?

Me own FOOKIN SON dinnit voluntea to defend Ukraine

me own son thinks he's me dautah

WOT IF YER NAN WERE A NUCLEAR BOMB, MENTAL INNIT

ya sadiqi, hal shahadt mubarat kurat alqadam lilmithliina? 'asnani sayiyatan, wanisawuna qubayhati, wataeamana faziea.

Fucking why? Threads is great as it is. It's also irrevocably tied to the cold war fears of the time it was made. Sure they could set it back then but the point is that this was an actual fear during that period. Or, as I'm guessing is likely, are they going to go with modern nuclear fears? Let me guess, orange man launches the nukes?

This is gonna be some goyslop about green energy.

It will be toxic masculinity was the nuclear holocaust the whole time.

Me own fookin son was listenin to that Andrew Tate tosser and started bloody Wurld Woa Tree wit the Russians!

TOTAL BUREAUCRAT DEATH

Me own fookin son joined the Bruv pahee and now e's takin war brides under the fallout e is.

can you imagine how patriotic and selfless modern Londonites will act when order breaks down?

God I wish nukes were real.

At this point threads looks like a better Britain than current Britain the way its headed.

Kek

incels will be blamed for the Ukraine & Israel war

The original is straight up government propaganda, so is adolescence and so is this.
Nuclear winter is not a real thing

Pictured left: CEO of Not Going, LLC and Doing Nothing, Inc.

You will be shamed and guilted hard for not going - they did this during the world wars, got women to shame and hate on men for Not Going. It's gonna be heavy. Also wages won't go up & the army will be the most lucrative option made available for the rising generation of kids. Labour already said as much

‘ate bandits
‘ate scavengin
‘ate radiation
‘ate mutants (not racist just don’t like ‘em)

luv me prewar crisps
luv me pet deathclaw reggie
luv findin a fresh skull an playin footy with the lads

simple as

By the way, you are absolutely doing the right thing of Not Going, just be prepared for their tricks, they WILL make you public enemy no. 1 because they know the will to join is so low

Me own FOOKIN SON misgendering someone in the ration lines