Vampire kino?

vampire kino?

fugggggg where do i find girls like this?

Doesn’t exist

kizumonogatari

Let the Right One In, the Swedish original

She exists, only very very rare. An average normie such as yourself couldn't even comprehend her. When faced with her in person your feeble mind wouldn't even draw her into your field of reality.

Byzantium

Let the right one in

the only vampire movie that is good is 30 days of night. are vampire gfs worth it?

John Carpenters Vampires

this

Werewolves are better.

____________Bleh!

Goth club, circa 1994. Hope you like the smell of shitty clove cigarettes.

vampyr (1932), the only patrician choice anything else is pleb tier shit

FUCK Twilight for making vampires so gay

This is better.

Nosferatu the vampire (1979) is the only true vampire kino. There are meme kinos like underworld, van helsing, and the hammer dracula series though.

throws drink at you

what the fuck was that f-

I SAW THAT!

WHAT?!

YOU WERE CHECKING HER OUT!

oh fuck o-

ALRIGHT! WHY DON'T WE ASK HER? COME ON! LET'S GO AND TALK TO HER!

2 weeks later

wake up from sharp pain

YOU BASTARD! YOU PIECE OF SHIT! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!

what-

look down and see pencil sticking in your leg

YOU STABBED-

YOU CHEATED ON ME!

WHAT?!

YOU CHEATED ON ME IN MY DREAM!

you're crazy

I'M GOING TO KILL YOU OR I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF!

an hour later

so...you wanna get breakfast?

bpd bitches ain't worth it.

Twilight

Dude, that was almost 20 years ago. There's been plenty back-to-basics vampire flicks afterwards.

I vant to suck your dick!

there isnt a single good vampire movie ever made. the only one that comes close is underworld and thats only cool because its just a hot chick in skin tight leather fetish kino larping as a vampire. vampires are the gayest possible monster ever.

Underrated Canadian gem.

Toho's The Bloodthirsty Trilogy

Sexy lesbian vampires.

don't you mean blood? from my pubic mound of course..

t. soiennial

real ones know the problem began with interview with the vampire

Mavis..........my beloved........

Shaw Bros + Hammer Films = Ultimate Kino

One of the best.

I know about that movie but it wasn't famous among the teen girls like Twilight, once little girls are into something the boys will be turned off by that.

Her catsuit was rubber.

Anything better than the 89s vampire flicks?

Bliss

That's not a vampire movie anon, it's just a movie about a mixed race whore.

anon really got to you, huh

I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH A VAMPIRE WOMAN

Martin
The original Nosferatu
Fright Night
Near Dark

I know the "Real Vampires don't sparkle" meme back then was kind of funny but Dracula wasn't even that weak to sunlight in the original Stoker novel.
And that sounds more like an Anne Rice problem than a Stephanie Myers problem desu

but Dracula wasn't even that weak to sunlight in the original Stoker novel.

Murnau came up with it for Nosferatu 1922

Rip Michelle Trachtenberg
youtube.com/watch?v=gWk2T0x4q-A
youtube.com/watch?v=qUyVpMqpxmk

I know it's not a movie but does anyone remember this book series? It could be a great movie or tv show assuming they cast an appropriately hot white woman and no blacks. It's about this sexo blonde vampire girl from India but somehow she's ideal Aryan and not a pajeeta. She goes on adventures and kills people. It's pretty based.

Schlock kino.

Speaking of vampire book series that SHOULD get an actual adaptation

For something different.

Fucked up nails

I don't know what was going on with that one movie they did.

Post your ideal vampiric actress.

Only Lovers Left Alive

i look like that and i say that

That's a good one.

Before trying Byzantium I need to know, is it a kind of insufferable lesbian thing or is it a normal enjoyable movie?

take your coomer bait bullshit someplace else, faggot

They're mother and daughter, not lesbians.

Thanks

We're getting more twilight kino boys
netflix.com/tudum/articles/twilight-animated-series-midnight-sun-release-date-news

vampire stories are inherently sexual. even bram stoker had female vampires trying to seduce jonathan harker. and dracula himself was obviously a metaphor for a sexual predator when he showed interest in mina.

youtube.com/watch?v=-WsZ2fUXbZg

What's the closest movie to VTM?

....h-hot.
is that supposed to make me not like her....?

Underworld (they literally got sued for copyright infringement for it)
Also Kindred: The Embraced, which was an actual adaptation that failed miserably

youtu.be/lIwFPTdiNH4

The Hunger (1983)

what bullshit
kill yourself

Yes! That too! Bleh!

they literally got sued for copyright infringement for it

As they should have. It was blatantly plagiarized.

Oscar Isaac

K-Stew

Cosmatos

80s Rich Vamps

Yeah, I'm thinking we're in for K I N O !

Myers had some balls for making one of the cute vampire twink boys a former confederate soldier, and I commend her for her pro-life message

Fuck vampires, what are some vampire hunter kinos instead?

HAVE NO CHOICE TO BE ISOLATED

google AI image generator

Van Helsing in Hammer Dracula is based as fucking. The movie is just whatever though

Based as fuck in the sequel as well.

I liked Interview with the Vampire

Everyone likes this one.

i like it because it conforms to my political beliefs

Anon Babble brainrot
twilight movies are decent but your reasons for liking them are hilariously dumb

I liked some of it but I couldn't get over how much of an insufferable, unlikeable, traitorous whore Mina was in this movie. It would've still been salvageable if the movie acknowledged it, but it made excuses for her and tried to justify her behavior every step of the way. Absolute slop. Could've been avoided.

the only good thing that came out of this was the tie-in comic drawn by Mignola

Brujah: Near Dark
Toreador: Interview With The Vampire
Malkavian: Martin

sure someone could fill in the rest

He’s better as Frankenstein.

This one is good.

Soapy Thatcher as Carmilla in a Eggerslike adaptation.

Speaking of Carmilla adaptations.

Either Blade or Queen of the Damned, I'd say. Some Buffy and Angel episodes get pretty close.

Wasn’t there supposed to be a sort of redo with the genders flipped or did I just fantasize that?

It's open season on all suckheads

Brujah: Near Dark

Don't day this. I like Near Dark.

It's called "Life and Death: Twilight Reimagined". It's good.

Many people are saying this.

want to watch a vampire movie

start watching

"BLEH!"

close the flick

Literally the best example of a 10/10 movie being dragged down to a 4/10 by baffling casting decisions.

I’ll be damned I thought for sure I just dreamed that up. Thanks anon you’re a cool guy

Thats kino, even if not a great adaptation also its really hard to find a good rip.

Filtered by peak kino

what if glowies started LARPing as knights

Genuinely the worst depiction of vampire hunters out there.

Doesn’t exist

Best part of Nosferatu
youtube.com/watch?v=utIxDu-ZlAo

Van Helsing (2004) is high-tier retard kino, would recommend.

It's only been released on DVD. This is probably the best one out there. Upscaled.

Blood.and.Roses.1960.(Roger.Vadim-Horror).720p.x264-Classics

Dracula here was so fucking goofy what the hell

Koyomi Araragi, a second-year high school student

i always check when people post recommendations for japanese stuff and it's always this shit, it's like the early life section

Preferred her in Lords of Shadow

13 year old me would wait two hours for this sex game to load because dialup on Newgrounds where you are a tentacle monster fucking a vampire chick in all her holes

Desperately needs a Blu-ray release.

Name?

Probably the worst Dracula ever on screen alongside Blade: Trinity's Drac.

calm down. highschool students are not trying to subvert western civilization

John Carpenter's Vampires

No one here has seen Blood and Donuts

Umeko the gentle vampire

True. I haven't. But I've seen Nadja.

i'm forming a team

sorry I just can't watch vampire movies with female protagonists

I'm gay

Damn, playa...

Why do dhampirs hate vampires?

Real vamps see them as abominations, And they are usually weaker than real vamps (unless it's blade or vampire hunter D)

Nice. I will try it out on ruffle.

I liked the movie...

Goth Dommy Mommy Vampire GF that sucks me dry

baseD

I felt it was too aimless. Which is weird because they had a clear goal right there, it just went off on so many tangents abd the soldier guy was a third wheel so we didn't even get proper development of the two leads and their romance(?).

STRUGLING LEFT ALONE APART

Wrong, as good as it is it is mogged by Nosferatu and there are a lot more patrician vampire flicks than there has any right to be.

Nadja, the most 90s shit you'll ever see in yuor life and no one ever talks about it

adequate recommendation

ISOLATED

zoozle

checkem

Trust me. It's French so, well it must be good.

Also known by the highly abstract title: "Sex and the Vampire".

you can still find chicks like this just go to one of those techno music festivals they're fucking everywhere

Didn't see that yet, but I've seen Lips of Blood. It was okay.

Anons could you please help me find a vampire movie? I recall watching it as a kid. It was about some guy who gets turned by a female vampire, but it isn't an horror movie, and either the guy was very old and wakes up in modern times, or the guy is alive in modern times but the woman who turned him was ancient, my memory is very fuzzy. I was born in 1987, so the movie couldn't have been released after 1997.

It's not Vampire's Kiss with Nicholas Cage.

The Lair of the White Worm?
Cronos?
The Hunger?

Vampire movies are DONE, there is no original premise left to explore.

It's none of them, but thank you for humoring me. In my mind I believe the actor is Michel J. Fox, but he has no vampire movies so I know I had been amalgamating it with The Frighteners in my memory. Sadly, when I rewatched it years ago it didn't "decouple" from the memory like I had hoped.

Vampire cyberpunk movie where Megacorps hire vamps because their longer lifespans make them ideal at most corporate jobs, and due to their gargantuan personnel management, it's easy to hide the bodies.

watching someone play VTMB

yeah, this one is more a straight medieval theme, it's a lot better.

Who else got vampires as one of their lifelong special interests?

Yeah this seems attractive to a 28yo khhv simp like me.

Fright Night is cult classic!

youtube.com/watch?v=zvd8rG3n0Ug

hotel transylvania

NTA.
it seems you know your vampire movies. I'm looking for a movie I also watched as a kid. Probably somewhere in the 90ties. It was a vampire flick with action during winter, probably Alaska or Canada. There was a bunch of vampires hiding in a barn or similiar building. Snow everywhere.

And no, not talking about Let the right one in - or 30 Days of Night. I repeat - I watched it before both of those movies were even made. I was looking for the movie but never could find it.

NTA

go back

Wut

Brides of Dracula (1960)

I feel like vampires make more sense as the shithead executives than employees.

Has anyone ever done a whodunnit with a vampire? One that takes advantage of a monster that typically appears and acts human and even has powers that allow it to alter memories or control minds?

The actual good parts of VtM? None, really. Underworld took some superficial stuff from it but that's about it, and vampire movies broadly took some inspiration from the worst parts of it, but I can't think of any that get into grand vampire intrigue.

outside

No way bro, these bitches never go out

some guy stopped me on the street today to tell me a Hitler Nosferatu joke

At your nearest bloodbank

homo

What was the joke?

I am only now realising kate has been in vampire kino and vampire hunter kino

Not a great movie. I'm not a fan of cheating wives getting away with it.

endless field of rotting turks impaled through the asshole

hellbeast raping a cum-drunk whore in the foreground

love never dies

The poster tagline is the only flaw of this movie.
Keanu's debuff is negated by winona's flapping tits which is the most tits we got out of her.

Dracula Untold got a bad rap, it's a good movie with a couple stellar performances.

I enjoyed it all the same, but the poster duped me into thinking I was in for some true top tier horror kino

The Vampire Dairies and Interview with the Vampire for movies

Correct take: Dracula is the best part of this piece of shit.

Be Dracula. Awake from your eternal slumber. Turn into a wigger in one (1) day.

You can’t fuck them as easily as before anymore though, a lot of them are just there to record shit for clout. 90s music festival chicks were on some other shit where you could do whatever the fuck you wanted.

Miley Cyrus

BLEH~

This is true kino

Fiddler on the Roof

Remake with Chloë Moretz is better.

Subspecies

Lol

said no one ever

Subspecies movies (especially 2) and its spin-off Vampire Journals

Natalie Portman: "Oh do you seek shelter from the forest stranger? Well welcome and enter freely and leave a bit of happiness you bring.

Vampire Journals is super underrated (as are the Subspecies movies in general)

I thought he was some kind of guido.

Vampire, a perfect roll for Megyn Kelly to fit.

Best Vampire boobs?

All vampire movies with romance are always either male vampire x human girl or vampire girl x human male but the male is always turned into a vampire by the end of the movie

I'm tired of this shit. I want vampire chick with human dude that STAYS human.

Kat Timpt from Fox news

RAPE ME

Keira Knightley: "Quick dawn approaches."

I can fix her…

Zooey Deschanel: "Oh, stanger. Did you nick your finger?" "Quick, bring it to me."

Sarah Michelle Gellar stalks.

Don't startle me like that anon

ctrl+f

no Salma Hayek Satanico Pandemonium

Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here.

Milla Jovovich: "Come, impregnate me stranger, I lust."

t. cucks

girls post shit like this on their socials and think they are tough and mysterious
Women need correction.

Hotel Transylvania

Nicole Kidman: "What treasures do you seek mortal, treasures of the hoard or treasures of the flesh?"

Kyla

why does mavis have blue eyes if she's a vampire?

Stop posting AI slop. All of it looks like shit.

Karli Kloss.

Not Anon Babble but The Buffalo Hunter Hunter came out three weeks ago and it's certified kino

Shut your face. Or put up your own images. We're DONE with you kikes.

ISOLATED

I'll check this out.

i just want more images/videos like that. the goth aesthetic is usually powder white, instead of glistening/sweaty

yes.

Natalie Portman: "You dare trespass on my unholy castle?"

Angelina Jolie: "Lara Croft? Yes I remember a time when I was her. A long time ago."

Alyssa Milano: "Wish me to do squats then mortal?"

It's time to stop

ai slop spam

Love At First Bite

I'm a massive VTMfag and literally never got that vibe from Underworld. Do the retards at White Wolf think they invented the concept of vampires with powers and high society snobs enforcing a policy of secrecy?
Maybe they should sue Whedon instead for literally just writing a Malkavian into Buffy.

Britney Spears: "That all you have Mortal?" "I've known beasts of the field that could satisfy me."

Cate Blanchett: "You come to test me human?"

"Listen to them: the children of the night. What sweet music they make."

"I shall rise from my own death, to avenge [his] with all the powers of darkness."

"I love you too much to condemn you."

"I have crossed oceans of time to find you."

If they were copying I wish they'd use some kind of Tremere sorcery. It's all just unga bunga though. Which doesn't fit well with the werewolves since there isn't much of a distinction. They both rely on super strength or super stronger along with shitty guns every once in a while. Vampire magic is based, I don't know why it isn't used more in media.

No vampire Phoebe Cates and vampire Jennifer Connelly

this shit you're doing is low effort and cringe

its open season on all suck heads

Are the Lost Boys and Fright Night sequels worth watching? Just rewatched Lost Boys again yesterday.

Please leave OR put up and do better.

neck yourself faggot

Elizabeth Debicki: "Chance meeting here deep in the forest stranger."

Emma Thompson: "I long to feel your hotness down my throat."

Gina Carano: "I can squash you like an insect."

that gif

*clicks*
RAWTIME

Halle Berry: "Chance meeting in this empty alley friend."

Debicki naturally almost breaks masquerade just by existing, frequently.