Theater workers HATE him!
Theater workers HATE him!
Why is this board so obsessed with media made for grade schoolers? Marvel this, Star Wars that, Harry Potter daily threads, now this fucking shit. You are all in your 40s. I would kill myself if I was like you
TURKEY RIDER
Normal movies aren't even made anymore, it's all kiddie crap forced on adults too.
You're like me, retard.
I don't get the joke. Why are people losing their minds over this? Is there a play on words I'm missing here or are zoomers just trying to force another Morbius situation?
CHICKEN JOCKEY
Hollywood is all out of ideas.
It’s capes and video games from here on out.
This is literally social programming.
manchild site
36 :P
It's a performative meme, like the one where "gentlemen" showed up to watch minions. It's just meant to be posted on tiktok to harvest likes
Jews and boomers spend decades on dumbing down media and entertainment intentionally
get mad when the youths act like bestial retards instead of normal theater watchers
How can you post on this board and miss the point of this meme? It's literally in the same vein as sneed
Dumb newfags need to go back.
You're brown
Sneed Jockey
Formerly Chuck Jockey.
It's literally in the same vein as sneed
Then why isn't it funny?
Yet here you are
People are making their own fun with movies because modern movies in themselves are no longer enjoyable.
you're talking about my fucking BROS I'll have you know I'm an ex marine and I will reign drone missiles down on your ass like the thunder of THOR if you keep mocking my elite guild
ENDER PEARL
The movie is so dogshit that teens are performatively over-reacting to every reference/joke in order to make the movie funnier.
Like Rocky Horror except instead of specific jokes people just scream at the top of their lungs
I’m mid 30’s never played Minecraft but have seen some gameplay.
I find CHICKEN JOCKEY hilarious
The movie is so dogshit that teens are performatively over-reacting to every reference/joke in order to make the movie funnier.
Kinda like Anon Babble with Dark Knight Rises huh
I like the excuse that normies still use this site. If you're here, you're retarded in some form, no exception.
No this is completely different.
It is different. Baneposting is a meme, no one was buying tickets to TDKR and screaming "I'm a big guy. FOR YOU" at the screen
so did hollywood pay tiktok influencers to tell people its ok to see this movie if they act like this
I am 32 years old
Go to my local cineplex on a whim to see Minecraft, hear about the chicken jockey nonsense
Bored from the get go
leave part way through to purchase 4 extra large sodas and two extra large popcorn
chicken jockey scene
the teens in the theater do get pretty rowdy
whooping and screaming, some popcorn tossing
full send every single item I purchased straight into the air
the theater gets so quiet you could hear a pin drop
movie stops
the lights come on
ushers come in and start escorting the rowdy boys out
they get to my row
sir?
I get up without any protest
once we're out of the theater I make a beeline to customer service, the usher doesn't follow
demand a refund for my ticket
get one
get on line
one for A Minecraft Movie, please
lock eyes with the usher as I get in line for concessions
Anon Babble and Anon Babble are just Anon Babble
I'm a big guy. FOR YOU
People posted it so many times that people started finding it funny (ironically or not) even though barely anyone initially though it was amusing let alone laugh worthy. Same here - people see others losing their shit over Jack Black saying chicken jokey and gradually start to find it funny.
Normal movies aren't even made anymore, it's all kiddie crap forced on adults too.
They come out all the time. Anon Babble and popular internet culture don’t talk about them.
JINETE AVICOLA!
holy. fuck did they put the rizzler in minecraft
Normal movies aren't even made anymore
Dozens of movies come out every year that aren't capeshit, adaptations, remakes, reboots, sequels, etc.
No one watches them
I do
4 extra large sodas
You fat FUCK
The dancing cat was never funny. You're outing yourself as a Millennial
Neither is sn**d
You're on a Millennial+ website, retard.
no one was buying tickets to TDKR and screaming "I'm a big guy. FOR YOU" at the screen
newfag detected
Half of Anon Babble users are underage
Grim