Netflix is under fire for making Aslan the lion a female in their new big budget production of Narnia.
“Please don’t do this,” wrote an angry fan. “You’re horrible. You’re all horrible,” wrote another disgruntled fan.
In the children’s story by C.S. Lewis, Aslan is meant to represent Jesus Christ. The project will be helmed by ‘Barbie’ director Greta Gerwig.
Good. Libshits can whine all they want, disengenously argue "omg why do you caaaaare?", etc., but keeping the pressure up is how you change things.
You don't win wars by not caring enough to show up.
Fuck Netflix. Fuck their weird ass agenda. Fuck anyone who supports it.
The project will be helmed by ‘Barbie’ director Greta Gerwig
I'm not even Christian and I feel offended by that lmao
Oh yeah, I'm horrible? How am I horrible?
Am I taking crazy pills or wasn't the original Narnia movie mostly female dominated? The men were kind of dumbfucks and women saved them. So how is this bulldyke barbie bitch going to include even more feminist bullshit?
Netflix has peaked
They won't be able to top this one
So how is this bulldyke barbie bitch going to include even more feminist bullshit?
By making Aslan a stunning and brave woman fighting the White Wizard of Patriarchy
no mane no fap
turning Jesus into a Lion is ok
making that Lion female is not ok
Yes
Aren't these books Christfag propaganda? Asians don't care, Euros are hedonistic atheists now. Why make this?
Greta Gerwig
I'm more interested in what White Witch apologism she's going to pull
Original Narnia movie? The original Narnia was a book series. After that there was a TV show. There wasn't a movie until less than 20 years ago.
Making a change from your inspiration to fit yor original story is ok
Making a change from the source material you're adapting to a new medium for no reason except change and to own le chuds is not ok
always winter, always winter and never kwanzaa!
Why would you ever genderswap a lion in a visual medium? The only thing I could think of that'd be worse is doing it with a peacock.
The only thing I could think of that'd be worse is doing it with a peacock.
You rang?
They won't be able to top this one
They should go full clown-mode and make this as ridiculous as possible
Aslan shouldn't just be a female lion, but a disabled female lesbian lion in a wheelchair with a pink and blue mane of a dreadlocks
Mr Tumnus should be the absolute most pitch-black south-sudanese obsidian-skinned nigger they can find. Fuck it. Just cast Malik Agar.
All the children are now played by thirty-something Jewish broads from New York whose character backgrounds are all that they are the daughters or rich NY businessmen still trying to 'find themselves' in art careers
One episode is literally just two greasy middle-aged disgusting men assfucking. They spend twenty joking about crust-busting in front of scared children who were placed there by drag queen witches
Last episode is just Greta Gerwig beating up little white girls
lol get fucked chistcucks
Would they do this is Aslan represented Muhammad?
the Lioness, the Wizard, and the Closet
Aslan's mane is shaven off during his ritual sacrifice as a mark of his humiliation
the White Witch wears it afterwards to signal her triumph over him and all he represents
Kek, they're literally mirroring the behaviour of the book villain IRL. This is incredible.
*tips fedora*
It's over Aslansissies, Tash won
retard braindead moron dipshit asshole idiot
It's a Netflix adaption in 2025. If anyone expected this to be respectful/good they are retarded. I ditched Netflix years ago (right after cuties) and haven't looked back. Normies will continue to suffer this disrespectful slop as long as they allow Netflix to abuse them with content like this and price hikes. So forever.
Based, they should make Aslan a tiger that identifies as a lion but he gets boiled in piss in hell instead.
Accelerate, we need more absolutely deranged swaps and even more blatant DEI mandates to completely obliterate the slippery slope and slow-boil that started in 1970.
Why doesn't the movie include Lionessa, the long lost cousin of Aslan?
Why does it have to be female Aslan?
Because these stories are better than anything the modern culture can churn out so they have to recycle them
jewish media elites siding with me yet again? ahahha, based!
The life of an atheist
their new big budget production of Narnia.
Why are they making a Narnia TV series when the movies already exist? Why can't they make something original?
Media jews have to ruin and pervert everything that once was even considered decent or important to the last generations, it's in their programming.
Just change the Name to Asslan and animate her like this
They're starting with Magician's Nephew, one of the four books that the Narnia movies weren't able to cover.
Imagine the smell
but it will just be more modern recycled shit that nobody will liek either way
paintings of the last couple hundred years depict Jesus looking like a caucasian tranny.
I'd assume she has the power to appear as a lioness too.
desu, it's probably just a male lion with a woman's voice. And I don't really care.
The Narnia series in general definitely has a trend of "clever little girls" being the ones who are there to steer the boys in the right direction.
Edmund being a fucking dumb retard caused all of the problems in TLTW&TW
As long as they don't dare to whitewash anyone!
Christfag
Go back
Barbie was good IN SPITE of Greta not because of her. This will be a big ol flopperino.
It wasn't good.
Ken was good but unintended meme material, and Barbie brand is huge
That's all
Based
Greta has only ever made successful movies. Her Narnia will be as well.
Keep crying.
Black disabled transqueer Mxr. Tumnus
visually it'll still be a male lion but it'll be voiced by Meryl Streep
chuds lose their fucking minds
LMAO
spiteflix
Why are Narnia fans so racist against Asian females?
Black disabled transqueer Tash
DO IT NETFLIX DO IT DO IT DO IT FAGS
Just let us be mean spirited to your kids bit by bit
Chads Helping Undo Degeneracy, indeed.
why do you caaaaare?
Lmao I did this to my sister in law when she was saying how racist the crows in Dumbo are
it's just a kids' movie why do you care you're like 34
She got so fucking mad
Greta has only ever made bad movies. Her Narnia will be as well.
Keep crying.
Based
Also
getting upset over an 84 year old cartoon
Friends, Boycott. Pirate. Watch. Discard. Discus.
Do not give jews your money or attention ever again, Just scorn is all they deserve and yes that means T Rump.
Wait is she going to be female AND BLACK?
when they will actually make something new or portray some other universe which wasn't on cinema yet? why they always have to make new worse versions of same fucking shit
Based progressives dabbing on judeochristians
Don't forget plus-sized and a hacker
Have you seen Netflix originals? This can't be worse.
Unironically, by making Aslan a female
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Forget the allegory, in the world of Narnia, Alsan is a male Lion. I'm guessing the genderbend was somehow justified because "umm God is androgynous" or something. Whether or not God is androgynous, Aslan isn't.
I'm almost certain Jesus Christ was a penis-haver
Jesus is the Lion of Judah, and He is risen
Gargle my nuts kike worshipper
You'll get to fuck the lion now and not be gay. What's the problem?
Jewish Propaganda. They must create disharmony for the White Christians.
Destroy the industry that propagated said propaganda or sell it off to the wests enemies so they don't have to take responsibility for their actions.
It was the mean 'ol men back in Charn that made her bad I bet