As of right now, I'm reopening the /trek/ Files

As of right now, I'm reopening the /trek/ Files.

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This franchise hasn't been good since the mid 90s. Let it go bro

He needs rehab

world needs a new good trek series, more than ever

computer, generate a picture of diana troy in a see through dress from that one episode

space sucks that's why Jesus put us here

sounds like you need a little faith of the heart

Why is he hiding his chicken neck?

ruins Naked Gun

Maybe the retarded greese in his hair?

They both look like retarded asians,
ban them both

Im just waiting until someone uses ai to replace those people with attractive people

It’s a Spockism you retarded gorilla ape racist. Are you gonna ask about the raised eyebrow next? Fucking fake fans.

I can guarantee you this, I'm no fan of niggers

*shhhhh* ....sleep.

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the /trek/ files stay open

I am watching TNG for the first time, like 2 later season episodes(measure of a man and inner light) then I'm like 8 episodes into the first season.

This is a substantially more bizarre and autistic show than people act like it is. Some of the creative decisions I am witnessing are genuine outsider art. I feel like its more interesting to think about the writers making the decisions they do than to actually engage with the show. Why is Riker privately watching two clothed women just wordlessly playing the Harp on the star trek equivalent of a tv for like, a sustained period of time? Like that's what he does instead of watching a tv show or something, and he's very smug about it, like they're really there and are miniature prisoners of his.

A lot of this revolves around Riker actually. The episode where he gets Q powers is deranged.

Riker does all the cool stuff while his dad runs the store.

have you never watched a concert anon? what is the difference between that and the two harp players? maybe the harp is a popular instrument in the future.

harp = kino

You watched the scene recently? Like on the one had two women silently playing harps, not in a concert or even against a background but just standing in thin air, is popular musical group in the future, but also Riker is grinning smugly to himself watching it, extremely self satisfied(normal behaviour if you're like watching a concert on youtube of course) and upon having to leave turns around and excuses himself from the performers in the youtube video, dressing the performers directly as "ladies"

Too bad he retires a fat loser married to the greek wino, while all his subordinates out promote him.

In lower decks he is captain of the titan and always going on dangerous but exciting missions. Its only a brief look at his career after 1701-D but he appears happy.

it sucks because the oreoville is actually decent when seth isn't making toilet jokes

The first two seasons are basically two additional seasons of The Original Series that didn't make the cut in a new coat of paint, i.e. weird 60's sci-fi schlock

everything after First Contact is not canon

weird 60's sci-fi schlock

They were doing that well into the fourth season. That being said I kind of like some of those episodes. Especially when the antagonist is a would.

Yeah, but the production quality entered a steep climb starting with season 3, so the bizarre shit didn't stand out as much

Bitch could suck my soul out.

we're in store for a star trek renaissance bros

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I'm too lazy to pirate, what website(s) do you guys stream trek episodes/movies from? I also wanted to get around to stargate at some point, so preferably somewhere with a wide selection of tv

go bald

fire phaser

Everything been otay (Otay)
They salute me so damn much, every time I show up, nigga hut, 'bout-face
Everything no cut, I fuck y'all up, I'm really gon' trip 'bout bae (Mm-mm)
Blow the '87 guts, why they waitin' on us? Tell 'em I was on PCH
You fuckin' with niggas that's thinkin' they cuter than you, oh
Say you on your cycle, but he on his period too, oh
The tables been turnin' so much, I was thinkin' it's foosball
The tenderness of 'em, mistakin' 'em for some wagyu, oh
Walk, talk like Kendrick, like boss
Like Solána, I promise, more bugs, it's a wasp
It's a crater or a spaceship, shut the fuck up, get lost
No favors, I'll wager whatever you worth, I ball
Somethin' about a conservative, regular girl that still can beat a bitch ass
Thorough as fuck, don't need your bitch ass
Psychic as fuck, can read your bitch ass
Zodiac sign, it must be a Gemini moon 'cause, shit, we about to go half
Mistakenly, nobody been in they bag, but how many bodies done been in her bed?

Some of y'all gon' get washed (Washed)
Some of y'all just gon' pop shit
Some of y'all just gon' talk (Talk)
But none of y'all ain't really got shit
Some of y'all just look lost (Lost, yeah)
I get this type of feeling you ain't accustomed to
I swear I'd be at peace if it weren't for you
Yeah, yeah
Only want your love if it's solid
But if it's fuck me, then fuck you (Huh)
And that's the way I like it
That's the way I like it
That's the way I like it
Ain't crackin' a smile for none of these bitches
That's the way I like it
I'm wipin' 'em down in front of they nigga
That's the way I like it
I'm thirty for thirty, I'm thirty for thirty, I'm thirty for thirty, I'm thirty for thirty

Chat
Should I fold that bitch, no yoga mat?
Chat
Should I dead that nigga, no strings attached?
Chat
Should've ran down on you, no questions asked
Chat, they chattin', they chattin', they chat

Chat
Do I let him bump his gums or get him whacked?
Chat
Do I take his head off and wear it for fashion?
Chat

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What's the spookiest Trek episode?

Netflix still has 'em.
Stargate, if I remember correctly, is on Amazons free streaming platform.

the one where everyone starts devolving into spiders and lizards and shit

As a kid:
The one where Geordi investigates the holodeck recording. (TNG)
The Zombie-Vulcans (ENT)

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Doomsday machine

We talkin bout Trek or X-Files here?

netflix

amazon

don't habbe and also gross
I am a nofunds wagie

Idiot

The new seasons of x files were better than half the classic episodes and retained the tone exactly. New trek excluding SNW is tone deaf

The one where Geordi investigates the holodeck recording. (TNG)

They really just left those niggas.

Even SNW is tone deaf. What they get right seems to be by complete accident