*epic string overture starts*

*epic string overture starts*

ONCE EVERY GENERATION, A FANTASY SAGA IS RELEASED THAT DEFINES AN ERA

THIS... IS NOT THAT SAGA

*String music cuts out as fart sound effect plays*

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT

*Jack Black spawns at a bonfire*

"BONFIRE LIT BABYYY"

*Starts air guitaring*

GET READY TO SUMMON YOUR CLOSEST FRIENDS FOR THE MOVIE EVENT OF THE SUMMER

*shot of JB fighting a horde is skeletons*

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT

Godfrey: "Bring me the Elden Ring!""

WHO WHO WHO WHO WHO

Timothy Chalamet: "They call him the Tarnished One..."

*Shot of Jack Black fumbling down some stairs"

"...emphasis on Tarnished"

With Tilda Swinton as Malenia

The Rock as Godfrey the Grafted

And Chris Pratt as the voice of the Elden Beast

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT

*rapid sequence of Jack Black fat rolling around frustrated bosses*

*Final cut shows him puffing and wheezing as Godrick lifts his staff to smack*

JB: WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT

Confused Godrick: "wait for what?"

*JB points up to his stamina bar replenished back to full*

"For that ya jabroni"

*Starts successfully dodge rolling Godrick again*

WHO WHO WHO WHO WHO

JACK BLACK IS...

*music suddenly cuts out as a boss hits JB in the testicles*

*cut to closeup of his co op summons wincing*

Dave Bautista: "oof, right in the soapstones!"

music starts again

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT

...THE TARNISHED ONE. GET GUD, JULY 17

*final shot is Jack Black respawning at a bonfire, with a serious look on his face* "let's try that again

who let the fag OP out

Based

posting in a Minecraft thread

see a poster make a funny joke

repeat the joke as OP of a new thread

repeat over and over, hoping someone will laugh

Why would the Elden Ring poster have Dark Souls written on it?

I just assumed that's part of the joke and not OP being dumb.

welcome to Anon Babble

no mention of zanzibart

Already done with Your Highness, fuck off. (Would watch it though.)

sounds epic af would watch/10

when did jack black go from quirky likable indie underdog to an annoying influencer wannabe who's trying to mimic 10 year out of date trends

is this real

BONFIRE LIT

Elden Ring

Dishonest mememaking

(facing Ornstein and Smough)
Jack Black: “Alright, Thunder Thighs and Electric Daddy—let’s rock!”

right before the final boss fight)
Jack Black: “Time to crank this thing up to eleven. Gwyn, you’re about to get JACKED.

bonfire lit)
Jack Black: “Campfire karaoke? Don’t mind if I do. Hit me with a little ‘Highway to Havel’!
(screaming mid-roll spam)
Jack Black: “DODGE ROLL! DODGE ROLL! IT’S THE DARK SOULS POLKA, BABY!

No

>Timothy Chalamet: "They call him the Tarnished One..."

>*Shot of Jack Black fumbling down some stairs"

>"...emphasis on Tarnished"

you need a seth rogan moon grass reference

WOOF WOOF WOOF

Jack Black takes a swig of estus but doesnt heal and he realizes he accidentally brought sunny d

DUDE WEED

Those proportions are very generous to JB

This is how every popular meme started.

I'd watch it

this looks unironically kino and I would watch it.

Still a better lore than From Software has in their shitty games.

gf buys me Elden Ring as a gift after I told her I'd never played a souls game

tells me it's amazing and she gets so excited to watch me play

game consists of... wandering around a boring landscape occasionally finding a monster to fight

Is this what Japs and weebs consider to be riveting gameplay? I went into it with an open mind and the enemy design is cool but that's about it. I can't wait for amerikino like Doom the dark ages to come out where things will actually happen.

"They call him the Cursed Undead..."

*Cut to shot of Drake half-swallowing and then spitting up a screaming Jack Black who's doing his Kung Fu Panda noise*

"You got that right!"

Pleb

yes

The other "souls" games (Demon's Souls, Dark Souls 1-3, Bloodborne, Sekiro) aren't open world. Maybe try those if you don't like Open World games

I'd watch it, litty

Zanzibart...forgive me...

Or try a real game

dark soullies will never recover from this

I do like open world games but the world was completely lifeless. Enemies don't have routines, they don't talk and the NPCs that do talk just stand in place until you interact with them. It's just an eerie, cold world that feels like it only exists for you, rather than being a living world you happen to be in.

Wake up in the morning feeling like I'm p diddy

I'd love it if they keep doing this with him.

NOOOO MY HECKERINO VIDEOCGAMEZZZZZ

Fucking losers lmao

cold eerie world

Wow almost like that's the fucking point

Read the rest of the post you brainlet. Morrowind is eerie but it has character and life, it's not mind-numbingly boring like Elden Ring where literally nothing fucking happens.

I stopped playing PS3 before Dark Souls was released (or popular I guess) so I've never played it

Is it worth going back to play it now?