His people took Jesus to their planet, raised him, and then sent him back to earth to help the other humans...

His people took Jesus to their planet, raised him, and then sent him back to earth to help the other humans, but they killed him because humans are dumb af. So he hates humans.

They wanted to kill humanity because we didn't evolve like they intended us to do, like how we discovered fire based on Weyland's speech. But you see the other aliens that resemble the Engineers seem to have the same technology aesthetic like their creators so I assume that's the chosen race.
Since both humans and the engineer-like aliens from Covenant shared the same creators it basically mirrors Cain and Abel because humans created a tool that killed off its related alien species

Would never reasonably be inferred from the movie, so is thus fake plus obviously gay

nope. not in the movie. you lost.

Lost what? My keys?

No that's some retarded DEI article writer's headcanon back when it was being marketed. The engineers simply leave their seeded planets to develop on their own. Most fizzle out or genocide each other early on. Earthlings made it past the threshold but the engineer seemed them too retarded and violent to be worthy of the tech they developed.

Disney need to hire Nolan or Fincher to do justice Engineer storyline.

Jesus was a giant albino

fuck whatever he was preaching no wonder they killed him what a fucking freak

Who killed Jesus, again? Seems like a certain group wants all of humanity to serve as their sacrificial chicken in this situation. If anything they should show up and remove the specific group that by all accounts was directly responsible for Jesus's death

your species is too violent

proceeds to violently murder your crew and sets course to genocide your planet

?

The Romans

Youre going to blame an entire group of people for one mans actions? Fucking bigot

What I intuited from the film was he was pretty amicable and happy initially

But when David Translated Weylands speech, he realised

Weyland was asking for eternal life, something considered blasphemous to the engineers culture, where death, and rebirth seem to be heavily idealised concepts

The engineer is told and understands David is not a human but an artificial man, this greatly angers him as another blasphemy

If he’d just told him he was there to meet his maker or something he’d probably have been nice, at least until he realised David was not alive

ridley's alien films went from

there are bigger things out there beyond humanity's comprehension

to

jesus is canon

Bring Jesus to Engineeristan

Teach him communism and how to speak in ambiguous ways instead of communicating clearly

Bring him back to Earth

He gets killed because he wasn't careful enough to not upset the priests despite talking in riddles

A commie AND a jobber. LMAO

This movie had so much potential. Do creative people like movie directors suffer from cognitive decline as they age? See the Prometheus/Alien:Covenant debacle and the Napoleon movie.

cognitive decline

Of course they do. I mean creative decline.

What I intuited from the film was he was pretty amicable and happy initially

No, his ship was on a mission to nuke earth before it crashed

They killed Alien John Wick Hitlers golden retriever Jesus, and he's coming to earth to black goo all the jews.
Not my opinion, but canon.

Christ's message was explicitly anti-materialistic, whereas Communism is explicitly materialistic. There are no two ideologies which are more manichean in their opposition than Christianity and Communism.

There will NEVER be paradise on this Earth, only in heaven, because inequity is the state of this world at its core. Disregard material wealth it doesn't matter, it won't save your soul, you must focus on grasping the divine, you must motivate yourself totally to the pursuit of God's love, that is the only thing that matters, pay your taxes or whatever, don't fight the government that doesn't matter, the only thing that matters is your soul

Vs

Being paid a wage is the same as being robbed, the world is totally unjust but only because of a Capital class that controls all transactions and actively enslaves us, we need a global revolution to establish a Socialist state which will then gradually and naturally become a totally voluntary non-coercing egalitarian utopia, God isn't real, the soul isn't real, everything that we feel and everything that we endure or might feel and might endure is the express product of material circumstances, there is no soul, do not think about yourself or your actions or your relationship with life, only power matters, and we need to seize it so that we can make sure that it's fair

Expressly the opposite. There is literally zero common ground.

So you're not nearly as smart as you used to be. Unless you think you're somehow immune

inequity because rich people exist, poor are god's chosen pipo

vs

everything bad that ever happened is the rich's fault, the poors are who matters the most

sounds p similar to me

It was much simpler than that, imagine for a moment that you're not a mystery meat mutt but a TRVE ARYAN BVLL. You've been having a nice slumber for a thousand years because you're fucking tired, when all of a sudden a bunch of stinking Jeets bust into your bedroom babbling in broken PIE that "SAAR SAAR ME JUST LIKE YOU BLOODY BENCHOD I'M ARYAN SAAR" while they squat down and release their putrid diarrhoea all over your bedroom.

Then you realise one of these faggots has brought their cum-filled real doll as proof that they're some sort of superior being and ask you for eternal life. You'd immediately snap into a vril fuelled murderous rage.

White women fuck Indian men you clown

Why would judas need to personally identify a giant 8ft alien so he can be arrested? It seems like a classic ridley scott hack moment

Those aren’t mutually exclusive. You can say jesus existed and still have a creepy universe with aliens in it.

communists were literally state atheist and the entire basis of communism is historical materialism (explicitly atheist). Nobody persecuted christians more in history than soviets did, also you’re an ESL

everyone will get equal living conditions within their lifetime

vs

some will get equal living conditions but not in this lifetime, be a good wagie and maybe, we'll see

you're right, communism is much better.

Again, jeet, one of them has nothing to do with material living conditions and is not a political ideology. It’s funny how you end up being forced to defend communism though since all the kikes in the politburo aligned with you on the christseethe

i only said living conditions, don't put words in my mouth. and everything has political repercussions, christianity is no exception, it's meant to enslave free men. let's see

let's have fair living conditions for all, forever :)

vs

let's have fair living conditions for all, but it's not for all, and it's only forever once you die, be a good little servant while you don't, you'll totally be one of the lucky ones bro ;)

dude it’s to enslave you!

literally one post ago acknowledging how the most despotic slave driving society on earth was state atheist

Keep eating your mass produced slop, living in the pod and telling yourself you’re free you coping shitskin

Alien monsters killed Jesus.

Based, fuck """humans""".

Yeah my christian ancestors from as little as a century ago were far more free than I am.

christian ancestors

racist as shit

all men are created equal yada yada yada

One or the way, death makes us all equal.

racism is bad

Ah ok, it’s an actual jeet

sar do not redeem the sins sar worship the cow brahmin aryan sar

Would you watch an alien movie which deals with the creators and jesus.

JUST TELL ME THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THE BLACK GOO AND WHYYYYYY THE XENOMORPHS EXIST AND CAN ONLY PERPETUATE THEIR SPECIES VIA FACERAPE

White women also fuck dogs so take that as you will

Shalom

The goo originated from liquid breathable medium used during spacetravel and high-g before they had developed better spaceships.
The technology was repurposed into a biological spare parts program as a medic pack, where you could breathe in the liquid, allow it to detect the broken organ, or the part you wanted to have a spare of, in order to store a programmed stemcell soup for a particular rapid-growth serum for emergencies.
The program naturally developed from there on into a fullblown biowolf weapon that started to gain a concience, retaining its genetic memory of being a mouth-born organism meant to be consumed before being regurgitated.
When androids, Predators and computers came into contact with this bioweapon, an arms race broke out between normal bioforms, cyborgs, androids and viral lifeforms.
The Engineers hate androids and AI for turning the viral lifeform against them.

You lost the game.