Would you be able to live in an airport eating burgers every day?

would you be able to live in an airport eating burgers every day?

No because burgers are now $100 instead of $1

Not if they’re garbage like Burger King

When I went to Disneyland all we ate was Disneyland pancakes and eggs and bacon for breakfast, $5 fruit for lunch and burgers for dinner. Now add in 25k steps everyday. I Felt like death after 5 days.

Whoppers don't look like this

Whopper is the best burger of the big chains

Depends, where am I sleeping?

to be absolutely fucking desu with you, the bacon king is pretty dankeroni

Wendy’s Baconators are better. I’ll give you that BK burgers are better than other big chains like McDonalds and Carls Jr though.

So it’s a piece of feces that has some corn in it. Whoopee

yes, if it was wendys or dairy queen. i don't like burger king at all though.

They have other menu items besides burgers, but sure, I think I could do it.

Worst post I've seen on the board today. Fast food franchises are only good the first two years after opening, then they turn to total shit.

I think this and Iron man are the only movies i've seen BK do product placement

True a well made whopper mogs every fast food burger

Yes, but not Burger King. Cheap fast food gives me the shits. I would die from dehydration and exploded colon.

i counted how many quarters and it's like 5.50 and he gets a double whopper, large fries, large soda, and a side salad in an airport.

If we're talking fast foodonly BK has a distinct taste that I find superior to most of the others

Wendy’s Baconators are better.

There's something about Wendy's burgers I don't like, don't know what. Not a fan of bacon on burgers in the first place.

Dairy queen burger lovers are huffing their own fumes, their shit is as generic as fast food gets

Th only bad thing about Whoppers is they go heavy on mayo and ketchup, it's a messy burger if you're trying to eat in your car

catherine zeta jones in this movie made me realize i wasn't gay

something about whoppers are way too sweet for me. not sure if it's just the ketchup and even all the sugar in the bun. something is off with them

It's the bun

Bitch I live in a fucking trash can, that would be a massive step up in quality of life.

BK is the rare FF burger you can taste the fire on the burger and that makes s huge difference

not a zinger

nah that shit tastes so slimy and disgusting and no im not american so they arent putting in artificial who knows what in there

If they follow the recipe properly they aren't like this. Unfortunately it's very easy to go over the top on sauce application.

if you want a pizza come over to my place tomorrow. i always order too much

I've still got this on VHS with no way to play it. Guess I'll grab the torrent now thanks for reminding me.

I only eat the flesh of beasts I have hunted myself.

great movie. i had no idea about it until recently. i found it crazy it was popular enough for them to be on Letterman, even though I think they were just poking fun at the midwest by having them on

Literally Me the movie. You guys can be some Goose character, I'm a horrific melted amalgamation of Mark and Mike.

Imagine the mad shits you'd get living on Burger King.

Double downs are so good bros

tsmt. some airports have mildly good restaurants now though with freshly grilled burgers

My doctor says I have double downs.

they really should up the luxury of airports. if i have to get padded down by some moron with a government job and leered at by the local police like I'm some terrorist, there better be good fucking food when i get through the gate. airports are massive constructions sometimes financed by the state I don't get why they can't also double as shopping malls/community centers

I paid $57 for one of those burgers at a restaurant in the airport last week and the entire time I was eating it I was thinking to myself I should have just grabbed a McFuckburger or a slice of pizza at the Sbarro for 10% of the price. Goddamn I hate airports.

Hawaiian BK Chicken

Massive McMuffin, extra patty, extra egg, extra cheese

Isn't that considered like treason in the US? Just wondering.

For me it's gotta be the steak egg and cheese bagel from McDonald's. Give me a couple of those after a night of drinking and I'm a happy fat greasy fuck snuggled up in my bed until I wake up and violently paint my toilet with my ass.

Same, and especially bacon and bbq sauce in a burger.

okay communist

I don't get why they can't also double as shopping malls/community centers

I don't want to go through security to go to The Sharper Image

I do. Being felt up by an obese TSA agent is literally the closest thing I have to being in a relationship. Sometimes I'll buy the cheapest Spirit Airlines ticket and skulk around the airport dressed like an arab just to feel an obese black woman's finger inside my rectum. Don't take that from me it's all I have.

I hope this is real

How easy is it to ensure a woman is the one going cave exploring

It's true, all of it.

this way

I used to work at an airport, and I would (and still do) frequently eat burgers. It wouldn’t have been a huge adjustment to sleep there overnight and only eat burgers. It’s doable, honestly.

I think if you tell them you identify as a black woman they have to get a fellow kween to dig in your ass, even if you're a 400lb. white guy LARPing as Osama Bin Laden.

Airlines don't want you to know about this one simple trick to get a free prostate orgasm

I could survive on burgers, but I'd grow crazy if I had to live in a public place.

A newly-built BK in a white neighborhood has the best burgers in fast food but it's still shit

Go to any fast food place on the negro side of town

Food is cold, wrong, poorly made, or downright inedible and the service is awful

Go to same fast food place on the white side of town

Food is hot, well made, order is right, and it tastes good and the people working there are polite

How could this be?! I just don't understand it!

Don't tell anybody I said this, but I think it might be because of the black people.

It's wild to me that it's such a stark contrast every single time

nobody cares about your fast food slop experiences, faggots

Go be nonwhite on tiktok you subhuman golem.

No webm

For shame.

whiter than you are, fatty

Then you're a cuck soiboi. You really owned him bro!

Why don't you eat boigahs from artisanal restaurants? They cost the same anyway nowadays

oh shit, it comes with PIE too? so he got a large fry, double whopper, a big salad, and a large drink for like five dollars?

Double Whopper WITH cheese. That's an extra $147 per burger nowadays.

kek keep whining about your fast food experiences, you fat loser. how embarrassing

keep-ah the change.

Keep tonguing negro anus you genetic abomination tranny. How embarrassing!

oh, the tubby is getting creative now kek

I've never had Chik Fil A, is it really that good?

Imagine the shits

$5.50. That was apparently close to national average for the meal in 2004 but at a NY airport it would've been slightly more. Not by much though. We have been utterly buttfucked by inflation.

It's okay but people have been complaining the quality has gone down. I haven't been in like a year though.

lel my BMI is 18 and my bodyfat % is 17.8 but keep projecting there nogloving tranny.

It's still good but it used to be better. The nice thing is that all of their restaurants are always well staffed, friendly, fast, and clean. I've never been to a shitty CFA

KEK. please explain next how cool you are and all the hot women you get

Okay. I am VERY cool and I get a LOT of hot women.

Of course. Humans can survive on little. Wouldn't be so bad.

20 years ago

Thanks for not putting this on Anon Babble.
Enough fast food bullshit there. Philistines.

I wouldn't WANT to eat four triple Whoppers with cheese and bacon and four large fries and four large sodas in a single sitting but I could. It's a fairly average sized meal for the average person I think.

Anon Babble has the strangest mods. they delete anything cooking show related but allow like 20 threads of just photos of pizza or fast food burgers

Disneyland for 5 days? After 2 days that place got boring. Hit up Goofy's kirchen next time and get them m&m brownies my nigga them shit's is good.

That's every board. If you were to post porn ITT thread right now you'd get banned but if you made a dedicated porn thread for some reason it would stay up all day even though it's a blue board.

I can't even imagine spending a single day in Disneyland, let alone several. To me that is basically what Hell sounds like.

Nobody asked

5 days at Disney can mean you have access to like 5 different parks. It could also mean you stay at one with some nice pools and just treat it like a resort instead of looking for the coolest rides.

I don't give a fuck. You'll listen to what I have to say and like it.

knows his body fat level to tenths of a percent

thinks that 18 % of body fat is low

What a faggot.

idk, probably

Found the "Disney adult".

Disneyland is 2 parks I think

Oh 'land', I read that wrong.

Cool goalpost move niggerlover. Go be transwhatever you are elsewhere.

gets BTFO

starts flailing

kek

Yes, that's exactly what you did. Begone axewound, you shall receive no more (you)s from me on this day.

no u

Fat fuck really seething now

I leave the thread for like ten minutes and some other anon takes over for me. Thanks!

No worries friendo, I love jumping in and shitposting at angry people losing an argument

when I lived in a dorm I used to eat only at burger king every day because I was too shy to cook at the dorm kitchen

*Kisses* Are you a single man between the ages of 18 and 25 by any chance? I'm looking for a boyfriend and you sound like my type. I'm 24/mtf/UK btw. :3

Damn that's a great excuse. I'll just say I'm too shy to use the kitchen the next time my parents bitch about me only eating delivery food
t. lives on my own in an apartment

You said no more (you)s, seething fatso

That wasn't me.

Well americans eat burgers every day, and pilots basically live there. Since american pilots are able to live I think it's fair to say it's possible.

Bibi Blocksberg for boomers?

Not really. It's Czechoslovakian

americans eat burgers every day

Why do yuros believe this? I eat chicken, pasta, and pizza far more than I do burgers when I get food out. I'm going to try Thai food for the first time today actually because I heard drunken noodles are delicious.

I’ve always wanted to try this. Doesn’t seem too bad for a snack. Not sure if i could eat it all day though

almost time for my yearly whopper

A panang curry with some rice is also very good if you’re feeling adventurous

the chick fil a sauce carries their chicken to be desu

try out new south-east asian dish

it's just a curry again

EVERY
FUCKING
TIME
I love them

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

Why do yuros believe this?

They don't but it's funny

I had their chicken the other day after not having it for a year or so and it was a lot more stringy and tough to chew than i remember it. The sauce was still good but it was disappointing

Reminds me of this

I eat hamburgers every day but sunday

Also "burgers" is basically a synecdoche for fast food in general.

I just googled it and it looks delicious, I'll try it thanks bro.

Try Bami Goreng. It's indonesian not thai though

You can get their sauces at the shart mart now. Fuck 'em if they changed their chicken I'll just make my own and use their sauces.

Damn that looks good too, reminds me of the lo mein I get from the Chinese place, I'll get it. You guys are going to have me on My 600lb. Life.

Better?

tfw live in the US but innawoods so I have basically zero options for fast food near me

Gotta drive twenty goddamn minutes just to get some mcnuggets and a burger and have it be cold and wrong because I forgot to check it before I left. I'm about to move closer to the city just so I can get fat.

Why do his index fingers look different from one another?

You know you can eat at the mcdoodad, right?

Why do yuros believe this?

Bill Gates?

There's black people there though. What if one tries to rape me with his jungle strength while I'm eating my nugs?

I need to watch muh YouTube videos at my battlestation while I feast. Otherwise it feels like I wasted the food.

based don gorske, wisconsin's greatest son

The trick is that he never eats french fries or anything else, just the burger and that’s it.

In a major airport? Yeah, they're all full of hipster burger joints now, I was just in Miami and they had an insufferably overpriced but otherwise good burger joint.

The real question is how I would pay for it.

das racis

In one sitting? Look out MovieBob you've got some competition.

In the movie he returns little luggage carts for quarters but then they hire a guy to do it so he’s fucked. I think he eventually gets a job or is hooked up by workers the rest of the movie

If you ask anyone what's american food they will say burgers. That's your cuisine and it's promoted heavily in media.

kek

That's a fairly small amount of McDonalds for an average-sized person, I'd say?

Why doesn't he just use his credit cards? Retarded movie

I had to go recently with my nephew, so I got blitzed on edibles, it was more fun that time than it had been when I was a kid.

DUDE

He's from the Balkans or something dude they've been stuck in historic stasis for a hundred yers.

What, if there's ever a time a man is allowed to be high it's when he's at fucking Disneyworld.

Reading this thread when I'm starving, the fridge is empty, and everything is closed was a really fucking bad choice.

I can't even imagine spending a single day in Disneyland

Personally I'd just enjoy myself instead of thinking I'm too cool for it

Do you not even have flour or anything in the house?

It's gotta be either that or the hot dog. Personally if I were going to choose America's national food it'd probably be chili con carne, because it's an actual synthesis of all of the cultures that comprise the heritage American nation.

Angloids

Beef

Spics

Beans, chili, onions

French

Cheese, Sour Cream

Blacks

Vinegar and weird shit

Germans

Contempt

That's seems like the worst place to do anything that would trigger the munchies on account of their food prices

Not zucchini, fettuccini, or bulgur wheat
But a big warm bun and a huge hunk of meat!

Cheeseburger in paradise,
Heaven on Earth with an onion slice,
Not to particular not too precise,
I'm just a cheeseburger in paradise

Just bring snacks/sandwiches in a cooler and go to your car

It's not about being "too cool" for it. Screaming children, screaming disney adults, screaming minorities, overpriced garbage, current year Star Wars everywhere... Yeah no thanks man, but you guys have fun. It's just not something I would ever want to be a part of. I'll go play golf or go out on the ocean and fish and drink a couple beers instead.

Not a damn thing. It's grocery day and I've been putting it off for weeks.

that's a good way to get mauled by some dancing teacups

lel

the park is only good if a care about walt disney and the imagineers. the best parts about the park arent even disney.

the shit inside isnt overpriced. sometimes I wish they'd let people in the park just to eat at one of the restaurants.

You're just making things up to justify your disdain.

its just whats in. next he'll say "The Mouse"

Or maybe I just am not interested in theme parks you autistic cunt.

coulda just said that instead of making shit up in your head you stupid screaming nigger lmao.

What part of anything I said was made up?

Or maybe I just am not interested in theme parks

You don't have to be to enjoy it. But being unhappy alone will show us won't it

Ignore the soigolem anon. He's obviously some soifacing star wars fanboy.

no one screams at the park retard lol now youre getting mogged

IF YOU DON'T GO TO DISNEYLAND YOU ARE UNHAPPY AND ALONE!

Jesus fucking Christ you pathetic fucking faggot do you work for Disney or something?

That is just a blatant goddamn lie and you know it. Are you actually expecting people to believe Disney is a quiet calm place? Have you actually even been there?

no one cares about star wars unc stop bringing your boomer garbage up

IM NOT GOING CAUSE ITS SO LIKE FUCKING MISERABLE SCREAMING PEOPLE EVERYWHERE I THINK

you sound like a teenager nigger, just say it aint for you

I paid $20 for a burger the other day. No fries, no drink btw
It was good but goddamn

Hello, I want a dry as fuck borgar

Here you go, welcome back to borgar kangz!

There is a literal Yidsney shill ITT right now

Where in disney where there are no rides are people fucking shrieking retard?

yidnsey

this wont take off

unc

Ohhh okay. So you're brown and a broccoli headed fag. Now I get it. Enjoy your Disney trip with your whore single mother dude LEL.

Every single post you make is a goalpost move and I'm pretty sure you work for Disney. I'm not going, sorry!

bro said broccoli headed millennials are cooked get a job and L2 bant

I'm black. so what cracker

HOW DARE YOU NOT WORSHIP AT THE TEET OF DISNEY AND CONSOOOOOOM I'M LICHERUHLEE HAVING A HECKIN MELTDOWN I WILL TELL ALL OF MY FELLOW REDDITXISTERS ABOUT THIS YOU ARE CANCELED!!!!

screaming like everywhere dude

where?

uhh youre moving goalpost

You're not a teen anymore you can convey your meaning without sounding like a complete pussy lol

if I were going to choose America's national food it'd probably be chili con carne, because it's an actual synthesis of all of the cultures that comprise the heritage American nation

Chili con Carne for Barney!

youtu.be/DLbc28RX3gs

Kino

"disneyland aint bad dont be miserable"

meltdown ensues

yikes

Niggers and zoomers playing defense for a multibillion dollar corporation while fucking eachothers bussies

Name a more iconic pairing.

Disney is full of screaming kids and minorities. Everywhere. You only don't notice it because you grew up in it with your subhuman third world familia. For the average white person with an IQ above 90 that place is a rancid hellscape.

99% disney adults are white not a good look Noah

Disney adults are not white. They wear white skin sometimes but their insides are just as brown and evil as you are boy.

whites travel across the country to go to disneyland all the time oh nonononono
theyre literally the only ones who go as a family cause they can afford it

btfo

soiboi doesn't even know what moggedm enas

moggedm enas

"Whites"

As was previously mentioned they are low IQ subhumans with nigger souls. Literal golem.

he doesnt' leave typos in his posts to show he isn't a bot

Hello, bot

They all have season passes and visit the park regularly. The ones who go to the park for a quick restaurant and then leave the same day

All. White.

Take the L

Oh, so these "white" people you mentioned traveling across the country have season passes and go across the country just to eat there? Take the L you dumb fucking nigger, no one gives a shit about your garbage kiddy ride kike scampark.

2 different groups cant exist

yea you lost retard nigger lmao you're so free.

Bro we get it your stripper mom gave extra blowjobs for a year so you could spend a couple days in yidsneyland so now you think you have to defend it's honor or some shit. It's okay, we're not going to your spic and coon filled themepark no matter how hard you glaze it. Tell her next time you want to vacation in another country or something so hopefully your plane crashes and you all die.

tl;dr unc

Saar

I just love how calm and quiet all these white people are
youtube.com/watch?v=_gAW3jmPWcE

Another goalpost move

Absolute retard. Imagine making excuses for fucking Disney on current year Anon Babble of all places. Disgusting and pathetic.

yea all the ones watching eating popcorn in the background are chilling lmao get fucked

"heh yea im a stupid nigger"

thats all this post said on my machine wtf!

REMINDER TO IGNORE YIDSNEY SHILLS AND JUST DON'T GIVE THEM YOUR MONEY THAT MAKES THEM SHRINK BACK HARDER THAN NAMING THEM

I think that one anon got diddled at disneyland back in the day. He's getting way too triggered anytime someone even hints at him revisiting the place. Who did it?

The Disneyland guy is brutally mogging Gunter and Skyrim, it's so funny

Who gives a goddamn shit about Disneyland? It's a dump.

Going back and watching this movie it's obvious Tom Hanks did some sick shit on Epstein Island. It's a god awful propaganda piece for mass immigration.

Oh the nice Russian man can't enter the country without papers please just let him in

SAAR YOU ARE TAKING THIS BACK RIGHT NOW SAAR BICH BASTERD I WILL HAVE MY PAY DOCKED SEVEN RUPEE IF YOU TALK THIS WAY ABOUT MY EMPLOYER WHILE I AM IN THREAD SAAR OKAY RAPE YOU LATER

gets called an jeet for making a cringe post

now changes his rhetoric into jeet

why is this nigger so desperate for a w someone help him

Why are there so many curly headed minorities and kikesney shills on Anon Babble since the Minecrap movie came out?

I'm so fucking hungry

bro said curly headed

I used to work at the airport when you’d get a quarter for returning a smart cart and there’s was a value menu. So you could collect carts for slop relatively easily.

It would be very difficult to live at an airport without permission because even though you see thousands of people every day someone loitering around would catch attention. Especially from the fast food workers.

this asshole is here again paying with quarters

security is everyone’s responsibility!

see something say something!

You got told little nigger, and I enjoyed going to Disney. The rides are awesome. He's right it is an overpriced cesspool full of shitskins and coons hollaring like baboons. No one that is actually white or mentally well would spend more than 12 hours there without suckstarting a shotgun. Fuck off.

the real guy literally never left the airport and i flew out of charles de gaulle a few times while apparently he was still there. i was part of this movie irl

Cope nigger, whites bankroll that park with entire mcdoogle family flying in wearing matching t-shirts with socal residents owning annual passes

take the L retard this is actually pathetic at this point.

Gee I wonder.

socal

lel *hand rubbing and genderbending intensifies*

yup, and white

mald

You are such a good little goycattle. Hopefully your hebrew masters give your foreskin back for all the work you have put in for them today. Call it a tip! :)

Commiefornia

White

I'm in tears laughing over here. Holy shit.

"disneyland aint that bad"

You are such a good little goycattle. Hopefully your hebrew masters give your foreskin back for all the work you have put in for them today. Call it a tip! :)

unemployed kinda talk desu. devastating.

why you gotta be antisemitic doe? mad we run the world? stay malding

yep and they all bankroll disneyland and paying $35 for craft beers and a sandwich back home lol next

The Whopper is the best burger... if the fucking thing is cooked right

The problem is BK is by far the most inconsistent fast food chain out there so it's a complete crapshoot if it'll be good or not.

Like the Quarter Pounder isn't that great but every Mcdonalds you go to will make it to the same quality regardless.

Says the good little goycattle that has to vacation in fucking Disneyland. You're talking to more than one person by the way you low IQ subhuman.

You give big Elliot Rodger mommy and daddy pay for my virgin ass to be retarded energy bruh not gonna lie

you made me embarrass all of you lmao you bro thought he everyone would clap by hating disney like its new youre just unemployed in the end.

YEH BRUH SOCAL BRUH BOUTTA FINNA DAB ON ONE OF MY DADS BRUH UNLEZZ DEY TAKE ME TO DIDNEY BRUH FRFR

Christ almighty.

another babbling incoherent greentext of rage

desperate for a win. take a walk

Will you please shut up you fucking loser holy fuck

Is it even possible for you to attempt to not be a massive faggot for longer than a minute?

Embarrassed so fucking hard you seethe

goddamn you niggers are pathetic, get going

You got embarrassed and it was over glazing Disney of all things kid. You take a walk and rethink your life.

I had this for dinner.

Gunter, Skyrim, and Ulfrich all got mogged by a disneyland guy

Cataclysmic

The fuck is that?

Zinger Stacker box from KFC.

Unc you got btfo you resorted to saying white people dont go to disneyland lmao delulu babble at this point youre so angry

job center perhaps?

That's 3 servings presented as a personal meal

We didn't have drumpf ruining prices back then

pre-tariff burger prices

oh sweet summer child

swap the pepsi for coke and it woulda been perfect

SHUT UP JUST SHUT UP

Cry is free faggots keep going

family-sized meal for one person

"but at least my drink is sugar free!"

Do mutts really?

Americans debating burgers

Absolute state of you cunts

Yes. Corn syrup is bad for you.

lel fuck you

sugar is not corn syrup

Meant HFCS but you get the idea. Diet colas don't have it in them.

whats wrong with burgers Nigel

Most Americans are asleep you esl retard lmao

Nearly no one will see this but there was a barbershop rendition of this song two years ago at the international convention that was really pleasant to the ears
youtu.be/5y8-AEsMgaM

It’s breakfast time for a lot of them. They’re getting hungry

I never understood this retarded take, sugary drinks are so calorie dense it'd probably be the same has that meal if he got one. yes, get a 0 calorie one

The point is you're not eating healthy because you decided to cut down on a bit of sweets while still shoveling that much food into your trap at once. A lot of people seem to cope like that

a bit of sweets

So just pile more on instead of cutting those calories out? How does that make sense?

68.8g carbs

68.8g sugars

Damn this has 137g of sugars and carbs per 100g

You have to have food to live. Sugary soda is optional, so it gets cut out.

you have to do one or the other

mutt logic

That's literally the opposite of what I said.

yurosemen reading comprehension and absolute lust of everything American

Disneyland is a fucking shithole and the world would be a better place if it got nuked with every Disneyfaggot in it.

Back to your containment board

You lost. It's over.

My favorite fast food joint is Taco Bell. I don't understand the memes about it giving people the shits, I'm not even a spicy food guy.

It's fine if you avoid the sloppest of the slop. No basedbean oil "sour cream" and get black beans instead of the "refried" slurry. Preferably also get a better meat than the cat food "ground beef."

Don't you know? Inflation is actually good for the economy. The GDP goes up.
How else are the politicians going to line the pockets of their friends, the big banks and big pharma, and fund their forever wars?
This way they can avoid the consent of the people and run the country like a dictatorship!