I thought everyone on Jackass was so cool and hip when I was growing up

They're old, broken down and ugly just like you troon

Stevo is so fucked up in this pic he had no idea his zipper was down
what a fucking mess I thought he gave up drugs

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Those two look like a couple fags that should get a cheap motel room and go to town on each other

That's the problem. You grew up. They didn't.

Steve-O's fly is open

What were they doing?

maybe go down to your local dumpster and meet the earthrockers...

you dont have to play guitar to be an earthrocker...

abe lincoln was an earthrocker.....

he probably wants his little pecker to pop out so he can start cracking up at his own penis and go DUUUUUDE MY DICK IS HANGING OUT *WHEEZE* LOOK AT HOW SMALL IT IS!!!

can't tell who's more pathetic. the fag who thinks being an embarrassment all his life is excusable now that he rebrands himself as "le old and wise" or the middle aged fat fuck who can't let go of 2003.

why did Steve-O have a tattoo of a dude raping a baby

They're in their 70s now...

I was gooning to yoga flow thots on jewtube and the algo recommended me a video about Poopies from the latest jackass being homeless. Wtf how is he a bum when he was the only one trying to do stunts.

Everyone thought Bam was super cool back in the day. Every teenager pretended to be a skater and wore Volcom 'cause they wanted to be like Bam.

It turns out being a self-destructive, nihilistic retard is bad for you. Welcome to adulthood.

because he respects japanese culture?

It was mainly alcoholism and maybe other drugs that fucked them up, one of them recovered and got over it and the other one didn't

No adult who children think is cool is actually cool or deserving of respect.

He expressed to his friend the sentiment he never wanted children by saying, "fuck babies." He then got it into his head to get a tattoo of a dude fucking a baby. A true scholar and a gentleman.

there's a certain age at which your body stops being able to regenerate from copious amounts of drugs and alcohol

They were young, you were young. Funny how that works.

Friends and i used to watch the cky videos all the time as kids and laugh up a storm

They finally put out a cky 5

We all get together to watch it for old times

Its a bunch of people that are now either burned out or straight up dead getting pissed on by bam

Like a lot of pissing

Knowing what we know now it just feels sad

We stop watching about 15 minutes in and dont talk about it again

earthrockers...

Steve-o sexually assaulted multiple women on the show and couldn't stop showing off his junk indecent exposure. But then some Jew bought him fake teeth and now he's a mouthpiece of the globalist mentally ill! A real comeback story

I remember the part from one of the CKY videos where some dude shat out the window of a moving van. One of my friends tried to do that one time but he accidentally shat inside the car and his dad who was driving us to basketball practice was like "hey what's going on back there?!" I miss those days.

What happened?

social media/youtube
more people started doing the things they were doing, equipment got cheap.
started fading out of fame so turned to bitter has beens

I heard it was based you're probably just gay

You grew up and they didn’t.

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bam loves piss

steveo loves to show his dick

You put two and two together.

Well, I can rewatch Jackass at any point in life and still laugh my ass off, so I'm not sure I grew up.

You are uncreative and unfunny

Bam doing an ollie over the tony hawk vert ramp gap is so sick
fuck yeah bam

You can still have moments of immaturity.

If had actually grown up, you'd havr realized they are all tryhard unfunny faggots whose gimmicks outstay their welcome and that you were just a dumb kid.

honestly predicted things wouldn't go well for Bam, that lifestyle was not sustainable

the last movie kinda sucked cause they couldn't stop reminding us of their aging, in my mind 40's/50's aren't even that fuckin old

There is no cky 5

They got old. Internet made them irrelevant somehow. I guess you coukd already notice it when they made a cruder and more cruel version of jackass with those anglo faggots.

Even more depressing when you learn Bam actually went to rehab for booze in 2009 so he was an alcohol long before Dunn died.

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When I watched viva a la bam as a kid my dad would always tell me bam was a cokehead. Obviously he was 100% correct but kids are retarded and don't know what an alcoholic cokehead looks like

internet made them irrelevant

YouTube wasn’t around and the only videos on the internet were ripped movies and porn. Oh the porn.

The craziest guy I knew in school didn't do drugs, he was just this super ADHD hulk semi-tard who would smash stuff when he got slightly annoyed and talked mad smack to his ever suffering parents, I thought Bam was just an older version of him.

They were all wreckheads during the second film and you see Bam in particular holding a beer in a lot of scenes

Someone put it out on April 1st apparently. It's not official but lots of unseen footage and skits apparently.

The craziest guy I knew in school didn't do drugs, he was just this super ADHD

that's bam but with add
he NEVER did drugs and drink before 21

Just let him die at this point. Keeping him alive is more cruel. He will never get it together and have a redemption. He fell off the wagon AGAIN last week.

Vito too.

Bam is face tatted to shit now

He won't stop.

Everyone knows Vito was a hardcore alcoholic but I never got a feeling that he did other drugs for whatever reason.

I got coke vibes when he started doing those fast talking rants where we skips over half the words. When he was having an episode, he was weirdly jittery for a drunk guy

Time makes fools of us all

you missed the part where they throw ryan dunn off a waterfall in a barrel

Isn't that from a 'lost' episode of Viva La Bam? I remember thinking it was one of the dumbest things I've ever seen them done.

Bam, out of all of them, was always the worst. He was the most unstable, the most violent, the most destructive, the most antagonistic. Literally everyone hated working with him and tried repeatedly to make him less of a terrible person, but it didn't work and he got angry and more self-destructive the more they tried.

I dunno, even back than when I was a teenager I didn't find them THAT cool. Knoxville was charming and chill and some of the stuff was really funny but personality wise the other guys seemed gay and try-hards even back then.

I preferred the cky movies because dico was funny, I wasn't really interested in the stunts

WASTED AND WOUNDED

they were just regular sk8er dudes

Why whenever Bam is photographed does he feel the need to throw up gang signs like some Compton nigger? Nobody wants to see those stumpy little digits, pal.