Finally watched Shot Caller cuz of the daily meme threads about it here

It's actually pretty good unironically.
Only complaint I can really think of if I had to nitpick it is I wish there was more context to Money's character before he got institutionalized to indicate his extreme resolve to protect his family without ruining the ending.

Keep putting in that work.

Yeah just any sensible connection between scenes would have been good

The ending is retarded too. Like if the Beast figured out what happened based on a hunch surely the rest of the gang will also figure it out, especially since Money brutally murdered him

Fish got heart. Now go watch Felon (2008) to see the superior prequel and find out how Redwood from the Brand ended up with the big dogs. Also, let's see ten navy seals. Ripper count em.

START DOING THIS

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Based, the Redwood prequel is required viewing before getting validated in a Shot Caller thread.

Rest don't care money is running the show now

superior

Don't fall for this meme it's this ridiculous prison gladiator shit with evil security guards and Val and Dorf are line wolves that barely even get connection to the gangs. That said it's a welcome addition to the shot caller universe it just feels more movie like

Get this lame away from me.

Money was a living legend, this yuppie stockbroker who came to prison, put in work, and climbed the ranks. Redwood tells him Corcoran knew of his status at Chino. Hell, even the army sniper kid was starstruck when he met Money.
Then somehow Money gets to Beast in maxsec (who no one has ever even seen) and kills him without a scratch. He's now seen as a literal god and is completely untouchable with the protection of the police.

It's actually pretty good unironically.

I agree. It was actually good. brawl in cell block 99 is similar and also good btw.

and kills him without a scratch

Money almost lost that fight even though he was the only one with a weapon you fucking retard

I just watched it. He gets choked for a bit and then Money slices his neck and that's it, then he gets up and he's just fine. Not a scratch.
So go do what you do and get buttfucked by some toads you lame chomo faggot

When you come to board, reply, make a shitpost, whatever

You stick to your own race

Why'd you reply to that jeet? You gonna go around kickin it off with every indian flag that calls you out?

I dont want to give him yous but Im not gonna let a jeet post without calling him saar

I just watched the scene, and you are right. I remembered Money as barely winning it, my mistake

Come on man you're supposed to call me a pussy and tell me to shove a heroin ball up my ass or something now I just feel bad

Why you looking at the ground for? Do we have a problem?

what are these guys putting in their hair to get it to slick back like this?

Times you acted like The Felon?

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The only complaint I have about this movie is that I never understood whether he was prone to violence deep down all along, or if he was just doing it as a front the whole time
But I'm too autismal to read character intentions unless explicitly stated

I never understood whether he was prone to violence deep down all along

The truth is, we all start off as someone's little angel. But this place forces us to become warriors or victims. He chose to be a warrior.

Hoop it

Can I just not be a high ranking shot caller if I'm a hairlet and stachelet ? Big beards and bald heads seem to be the mark of "muscle" at best
Also I have to say, Navy Seals are fucking brutal (I'm fucking wiped after a set of 14)

I just did one navy seal and only had to breathe heavily for 23 seconds afterwards
When do I get some shots to call?

Put in the work

Navy Seals are fucking brutal (I'm fucking wiped after a set of 14)

right there with you brother but we must keep putting in that work

BEST PRISON MOVIES, RANKED (REVISED)

Shot Caller (2017)

Blood In, Blood Out (1993)

Kiss of the Spider Woman (1985)

White Heat (1949)

The Shawshank Redemption (1994)

Felon (2008)

The Bridge On The River Kwai (1957)

Midnight Express (1978)

Papillon (1973)

Against The Wall (1994)

Escape From Alcatraz (1979)

Birdman of Alcatraz (1962)

An Innocent Man (1989)

Cool Hand Luke (1967)

Riot In Cell Block 11 (1954)

Yes, I've seen American Me and Brawl In Cell Block 99.

>Kiss of the Spider Woman (1985)

Fuck off with your capeshit

I like how Felon exposes women and their weak bullshit

Smuggled a shank in my anus today for no reason

Does anyone have the video where someone dubbed over the ending? It was some Anon Babble meme i'm pretty sure

you like to read?

hahahahahahaha

Kino. Thank you

a Anon Babble dub, over some of the best scenes would be cool. I'll try to set it up. Give me your suggestions for the best scenes. I immediately think of the two beast scenes, money first time in the yard and the one with redwood.

Put in the work scene, DUH

money meeting bottles

beast dialogue scenes

redwood scene

any scenes with shotgun

I used to use Reuzel Pink Grease Pomade to slick my hair back last year when I was trying to shotcallermax irl. Now my hair is long and I look like a hippy so I use mousse wood.

maskyewsummoney

it's grease bad for your scalp?

throw in the "as far as i'm concerned you're the fucking lame" redwood scene from felon as a bonus

I can't believe what he did to shotgun
He shanked him with a shiv... and he shived him with a shank
SHOTGUN

No but it doesn't really wash out easily and when I decided to stop using it it took a few days to totally wash out.

I AIN'T NO PUNK

I'm assuming your cushions are always stained with grease and you have to change the covers regularly

yeah your pillow covers are gonna look like shit I just bought new ones every few moths.

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ahhh! money! you're the shotcaller all along!

was it worth it? seems like a good aesthetic for a wood

i watched years ago and i posted it in the "movies only you watched" threads and not a single anon replied to me which means it really was a movie only i watched.
but then some Anon Babbletard was like "hey wait a minute... there's NAZI stuff in this prison movie! i can fap to this" and started spamming it.

Yeah it looked based some girl at the local deli said I looked like I could be in Sons of Anarchy, She didn't realize I was a shotcaller not a biker though. Now I'm going for the Manson Family hippy look, which is also a good aesthetic for us woods.

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The entire woodpile knew you had bad paperwork
That's why you're greenlit

Paperwork: Hooped
Work: Put in
Roll: Called
Boots: Laced
Iron: Up
Hands: Dirty
Rides: Paid
Wigs: Split
Pruno: Brewed
Navy Seals: Counted
Chomos: Booked
Heart: Checked
Ink: Clean
Lames: Away
Local: Burned
Gift: Given
Face: Spat
Show: Run
SHOTS: CALLED

y-you can't fight off every toad that comes at you

watch me

their cellmates cum

I saw you passing that shank lame.

The greatest weapon a man has is his mind.

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