Claudia wants your nuts
Claudia wants your nuts
She wants to sample the genepool.
NO WAY FAG
NOOO DON'T MOUNT ME AND CHOKE ME PEACEKEEPER LADY NOOOOOO
Mommy Claudia can have whatever she wants as long as she tells me I'm a good boy when she finishes.
watch SG1
constantly hear about how bad the last two seasons are and how annoying and useless Claudia Black's character is
finally finish the show
she is actually one of the funniest and most charming characters
her standalone episodes, eviscerated in the IMBD ratings, are light and breezy
The only thing I didn't care for was her apparently permanent pigtails. I'll take a dozen Vala Mal Doran episodes over a single big titty boring Tok'ra bitch one.
I can't believe it's been 20 years already.
She's pretty much the only reason I bothered watching the last two seasons (+ films). Her manipulating that medieval chud who later becomes a commander for the orly armies was pretty entertaining.
HOW CAN SHE SLAP????
For me? It's the one where Fred Willard shows up as her sleazeball conman dad in a variety of Hawaiian shirts.
Looking forward to seeing her nude in House of Ashur
Play Dragon Age
best bioware girl
what's a chud?
Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller
Why don't we like Leliana as much? She's so nice and pretty
That's not Ashley
because she's annoying
dumb accent + she's also a whore but doesn't embrace it like morrigan, you only find out after you initiate the romance
She's so nice and pretty
She actually isn't. She's basically an assassin and the whole "naive nice girl" is just an act, whereas Morrigan is up front about who she is and what she wants.
Morrigan wasn't entirely honest, she kinda left out how she wanted to give birth to the antichrist
gets her own real-life son to voice her in-game son
You say that like it was big deal or something
give birth to the antichrist
Ehh, the later games explain this but the son just kinda turns out to be a normal kid by the end so she basically gave you a son and a family which I though was pretty sweet
And then Bioware fucks it all up with the disaster that is Veilguard
She's looking pretty good
I'd bang her
Crazy girls owe me hugs.
She's doing Starslop and is Grand Admiral Thrawn bitch now.
Did she ever get her batties out
the commentary track where Claudia eats crackers while talking about the episode
kino
his punched would've given her a concussion
leftover goold strength
make babies
She's gonna be full nude in the next spartacus show
Now that she's like fucking 80?
And I want her tits, so we're even.
The older the vine the sweeter the fruit
meant for
She's 52 and still hot.
Yum. Hopefully no merkin
Nope. She's Australian, not merkin.
Is that for sure though? Or just an assumption.
...on the dresser? Just my nuts on the dresser?
the goolds are not what they seem
Did they create this character just to have someone to torture?
Oh when I'm done with her she'll be lying face down in a ditch
She did seem to suffer an excessive amount of misfortune.
burned alive
her followers struck by ori plague
ascendo-pregnated
daughter becomes galactic antichrist
kidnapped, interrogated, and brainwiped
daddy betrays her trust and abandons her yet again
My mommy Morrigan. Her voice is as hot as her body.
Jack, may I share something with you? A vision I had in my sleep last night — distinguished from a dream which is mere sorting and cataloging of the day's events by the subconscious. This was a vision, fresh and clear as an event horizon — the mind revealing itself to itself. In my vision, I was on the deck of a vast starship, a bridge of some fantastic proportion. There seemed to emanate from it a light from within — this gleaming radiant trinium. I had known this ship. It had in fact been named after me. This was my first return, a reunion with the deepest wellsprings of my being. Wandering about, I was happy that the ship had been immaculately maintained. There had been added a number of additional decks, but in a way it blended so seamlessly with the original construction, one would never detect any difference. Returning to the ship's bridge, there came a knock at the hatch. You and Sam were standing there. you were both happy and care-free together, clearly living a life of deep harmony and joy. We embraced — a warm and loving embrace, nothing withheld. We were in this moment one. My vision ended. I awoke with a tremendous of optimism and confidence in you and Sam, and your future. That was my vision; it was of you. I'm so glad to have had this opportunity to share it with you. I wish you nothing but the very best, always.
Kek, he tried to fix her schnoz