Good luck everyone

Name a more pointless war

I have to do this every morning before I leave the house (I live in London)

russian invasion of Ukraine

Taiping Rebellion

DUDE OUR UNFUNNY BOOMER COMEDY IS GOING TO SHIFT TONE AND BE LE HECKIN SAAAAD LE WAR LE BAAAAD DONT YOU FEEL BAD FOR LAUGHING NOW? OH WAIT YOU DIDNT??
Example of black adder “comedy”:

i’ve pooped in a mug sir

baldrick you are the stupidest stupid since lord stupid passed the edict of idiocy *canned laughter as the ugly brits stand there gawping*

i take it you DONT want sugar with that then sir? *uproarious fake laughter* also sir… im le scared to die… *audience gasps*

yes… war is le bad baldrick…

You just know half the cast molested kids while filming this shit too. Fucking trite

who would notice another mad man around here?

what was Baldrick’s final cunning plan?

t. butthurt Manchu

the blackadder back and forth special from the 90s is laughably bad and unfunny. why didn't it work? it can't just be the change in format, even the actors gave exceptionally poor performances compared to the series

no laugh track

Drumpf's war on free trade

it can't just be that
youtube.com/watch?v=rzHn2H2V8N4
everything about it is atrociously bad and the spielbergian production values and music are embarrassing

The war on drugs.
The war on terror.
The war in my heart for your love.

ukraine invasion of Donbas

Some styles of humour really don't translate well to a cinematic format, same reason a lot of feature films based on sitcoms are rarely as funny as the original sitcoms. I couldn't explain why but I think in a studio setting with an audience there's a sort of stage-like heightened reality that complements some styles of joke, and you don't get the same vibe when it's made like a feature film

God you really are a fucking retard Baldrick

kind of problematic...

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War of 1812

When you think about it every single major war in Europe since the 20th century is caused by slavic people,
Ww1 was caused by ethnic Serbians backed by Russia
Ww2 was caused by Germans and Russians invading Poland (Germany only attacked because of a secret treaty with russia)
The yugoslav wars were caused by slavs
And ukraine and russia is caused by slavs killing each other

30 Years War.
I think they forgot what it was all about around year 15.

It was a different time...

2 is the best series

Germans consolidate their power and invade western Europe to expand their empire.

What a pointless war, so many young men died for nothing

Germans consolidate their power and invade western Europe to expand their empire. Also kill jews

This is an the most important war ever, Germany presents an existential threat to the world

it's not our fault you forgot how to have fun anymore

to be fair, the world's treatment of germany after the great war was pretty much a punishment for starting the great war.

I'd like to be clear that they essentially did start it when they issued Austria the "blank cheque".

Emu War

I'm convinced it's a ploy to reduce drug abuse
That or a sick and depraved way of ushering in automation and therefore the downsizing of the menial workforce

A really weird war but both sides had some definite reasons for it. Funniest part about that one is that the Yankees weren't involved and actually continued trading with the British during it, and even arranged a meetup where they considered secession from the union over the warmongering south.

You're trying way too hard.

Your understanding of the first world war is that of a man who types messages on Anon Babble with black hands.

Send all the krokodil addicts to Ukraine to die

I can see it. It's McNamara's Morons all over again. Putin's Plonkers.

The laugh track ruins this show.

hitler was very explicit about his expansion plans. He never wanted to invade western europe to expand their empire (he didnt see it as cost-efficient) he always wanted to invade eastern europe to expand their empire, but then western europe declared war on him when he did that, thus western front happened.