Why the fuck hasn't there been any AI kino yet?

why the fuck hasn't there been any AI kino yet?

I'm working on it

give it 2 years, we are living the last years of cinema

check out some of the a.i. generated videos from castlevania syphony of the knight that are up on youtube. amazing stuff but not a full movie or a game. I could dig up a link if you really want.

What do you want anon? Any requests?

i want a kino about modern militaries going back in time

4d chess time travel for world take over. it fails but then a sassy young black kid takes over the project and wins!

Predator in a Ww2 setting dark and gritty with rain, mud, and lots of blood and spines.

AI can't into object permanence

But Neural Viz is here, twenty miles from Deedle.

Whats the best free video AI?

Sadie Sink ass naked and showing off her cunt

Wish was mostly written by AI.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA HELP ME NIGGERMAN

ok maybe you should stop working on it i've seen enough

coooool

It would probably take a really long time to generate an entire films worth of footage. The shit I’m using I can only generate like 10 secs at a time.

predator in a place where stealth has no need at all as it's just perpetual artillery fire.

it only appears in the hottest years

Belgium, December, 1940, it's 45'C with 95% humidity.
A predator appears in no-man's land, holding only a spear. He beckons to the German and the Englishman to face him simultaneously.
5 minutes later the predator is killed in an artillery strike.
A spaceship descends, landing in the same spot.
It is destroyed by artillery fire.
A mothership lands and interrupts the football game.
They artillery barrage it for a few days until it's destroyed.
A fathership appears, and sinks into the mud.
It is found by a hobbyist 50 years later who sells the mile-long ship as a trinket to be worn on a necklace.

a bit like most people

close

So when does video generation stop struggling with spatial and object consistency?

AI kino peaked with 'Trump hunting octopuses' unironically

Nigga that's scary. Honestly I do not like that.

neural networks are awful at context in general. it's all a trick and the general lu lic have no idea how they work so they just assume it's the same as a person thinking. in reality it's a fancy photocopier with no understanding.

Cause most of it is just glorified shitty screen savers

I dont understand AI

Why not just practice your art and draw a real picture or get a camera and shoot a movie? A pencil and a piece of paper costs nothing and you can shoot footage on your phone

good meme
I especially like when ghibli faggots say

just learn to draw and steal the art style like the AI is doing

hey siri what was the impact of the printing press

what yesterday was only in the hands of a few is now for everyone. instead of taking hours/days to finalize a ghibli homage image, u get it in 20 seconds. soon we'll be able to take those images and put them 24 fps and make a decent little movie. u can't see how that might have some impact? even film studios will be using this shit in many many diff ways. taking a action scene, prompting 'car explosion' and picking the best result. doing the same with movie posters. doing the same with scripts. sounds bad but could also be radically good

yeah but that's like being on a bus versus being the one driving the car

you can be a bus rider but you're only vaguely telling them where to go or you're along for the ride, with the car you're going exactly where you want to

With a car you can go anywhere you want

part of the shame with being slightly ahead of the curve on this is that even when u do get a undeniably funny generation, when u post it u inevitably get ppl regurgitating their little anti ai slogans. i truly dont see a scenario where ai isn't the future of memes/shitposting etc. it's just photoshop cut and paste superpowered

it's just photoshop cut and paste superpowered

no it's not, and the reason is because everyone can tell what an AI picture looks like (at least right now)

indian general

that's not a point at all. everyone can tell when something is photoshop cut and paste too. we are currently in the period where you are no longer able to tell. maybe youre too stubborn to admit it when its in front of your eyes. its here

elves ?

bueno

we are currently in the period where you are no longer able to tell

maybe you cant bro

supercharged cut and paste this is what i mean

'what if X but Y'

look at that lighting. the subtle film grain. like it was warped in from an alternate timeline

karens will find something to screech about how its not totally perfect reeee- it doesn't matter. it gets the point across. it is good enough. and any sane man will admit it is quite a leap better a result than the old photoshop cut and paste google images version. and spiritually no different

karen

uses an anti white slur started by actual negresses working in fast food places when someone calls out their incompetency

third worlder detected

this you?

now mock up a cleaner front cover than this in photoshop, it should be so good I can't tell what method you used. ill wait

thats some creepy shit, whyd you post that

AI told me to

SAAAARS DON'T INSULT AI YOU BASTERDS BLOODY

SCOTTY DOESN'T KNOW ! SCOTTY DOESN'T KNOW !

these are fun

these are the exact type of cute 'what ifs' that fags moralize as 'corpse puppets' to make themselves feel falsely superior. sad!

man i was about to go to sleep, ai shouldn't be allowed to be spoopy

Do real artists every paint exactly what they want?
And how do you define that?

If I want to paint a picture of an apple the initial shape would be round, it would be red, and have a stalk, but when the picture is complete, there would be many other things I would have added along the way.
Maybe the apple is on a table, or a plate, or a basket full of other apples. Maybe this apple is bruised, maybe it's a sunny day and the apple is outside, etc.

My point is, during the process, the artist will change things about his picture, and I don't see how the AI going with the main theme of what you want, and then throwing several different examples at you is necessarily bad.

it would have taken me 8 hours to draw and color this

one clown spectacle: the thread

make fun of AIslop

suddenly dozens of apologist appear and spam their slop

why is that always the case?

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