Make no misstake brother

i watched this last night because of these threads. should i watch felon and snitch too? its suppose to be a trilogy

mind status: broken

Felon is worth a watch - Kilmer is good, as is Stephen Dorff. It's not as well made as Shotcaller, though.

I gave you a gift, and you spat on my face.

somebody greenlight this toad

ok, i have seen enough of these threads and i am downloading the movie now. it better be good

Welcome to the family, brother.

THE FIRST MOTHERFUCKIN THING YOU DO WHEN YOU WALK IN THOSE WALLS IS SHOW YOUR PAPERWORK. EVERYBODY IS GONNA BE LOOKIN FOR A FORM 4CHANNEL-69, YOUR MOTHERFUCKING SHITPOSTING LICENSE. EVERY GET YOUVE GOT, EVERY BAN YOUVE GOT. IF THEY SEE THIS CODE ON THERE, A 24 HOUR BAN, YOURE GETTIN WHACKED ON DAY ONE. EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT MEANS YOUR SOME PUNK JANNIES LITTLE BITCH AND YOU GOT SPECIAL TREATMENT.

NOW WE COME DOWN HERE, TO THE LITTLE CLOVER NEXT TO ANONYMOUS, AND THEYRE GONNA HOVER OVER THAT. IF THEY SEE ANYTHING NEWER THAN "Anon Babble PASS USER SINCE 2015", ITS OVER FOR YOU, THEY KNOW YOURE JUST A CHOMO ASS ELECTION TOURIST.

expecting me to put in work

Lol

How does it feel to be the walking dead?

This poster is validated

I thought that too, it's like it was literally made for Anon Babble

They abducted me out of my bed in the middle of the night and put me in a brainwash instituion for about 2 months and i just came out worse. I have no regrets on the people i hurt when i got out because they deserved it. fuck them right to hell.

this pack of ramen aint free fish

Just stand on the middle of a street until the cops show up and don't say a single word until you're in prison. Like that dude in Great Britain

Anon Babble yard transfer

Unhoop that paperwork real quick, Anon Babble yard rules are different homie

Everybody is whispering in this movie
also the lannister guy is trying so hard to sound american and its not helping

We are not in charge, but those who are do it for free.

get this lame away from me

fuck you nigger. the fed use the jails to target people who won't join the ranks to blow up hospitals for the jews for free. I'll tell everyone. this niggers fucked with the wrong guy.

Welcome to the woodpile, brother.

also the soundtrack sucks

I never knew that woodpile could be used in the racist context. lmao. we have come a long way from the term faggot which used to mean a bundle of sticks.

It was meant to be. Shot Caller is the new TDKR.

We'll see about that when your old lady and kid are laying in blood and you get to live with knowing it's your fault

You'll get your fucking hands dirty like the rest of us

As far as I'm concerned, you're the fucking lame, I saw you hit that report button on the sneed thread

I AIN'T NO PUNK

I keistered my papers

fish got heart, you might last on this yard

Shotcallerbros, can anyone make out what Money says to Shotgun after Shotgun asks him

The name Chef, mean anything to you?

It's in the beginning when Money is released and is introduced to some dudes at his welcome home party.

that won't be the last thing either, gangster this baggie of meth and bring it to the yard

this board forces us to become chuds or faggots

Isn't Shotcaller just a rip off of Felon?

Shot Caller is a spiritual sequel, they're both written and directed by the same guy.

It's set in a shared cinematic universe

both are great movies for different reasons but yeah the basic plot is the same

These dubs show I have the keys to this thread, lames.

Do you think the slightly more imaginative prisoners just learn to basically hallucinate on command? Like you behave enough to get access to books and maybe one of those shitty clear tube tvs and then you just spend 12 hours a day hallucinating you're in middle earth or hogwarts?

ESES AND WOODS

500 RACIAL SLURS

RIPPER COUNT EM

Here's your ride, credit card and burner phone, Money.

They can't even imagine what their lives would be like if they hadn't eaten breakfast that morning.

there's a Shot Caller cinematic universe

This doesn't get talked about enough.

I’ve been in a holding cell for a day and it was one of the worst experienced of my life. It’s just pure discomfort. I can’t imagine being in an actual jail or prison, you have get used to the discomfort after a while or go insane and start taking drugs/kill yourself

You have access to books and TV from the start

t. been in prison (not jail) for 3 years

I’ve been in a holding cell for a day and it was one of the worst experienced of my life

holding cells there's nothing to do, it's like solitary confinement
that's why they only keep you there for 24 hours

in prison it's way better because you have access to lots of other shit to occupy your time, while in the holding cell you just stare at the wall

*shanks u*

see how far that lone wolf shit gets you wood

In here you either become a warrior or a victim.

I'M THAT MOTHERFUCKER.

so that's how redwood got the keys to the yard huh

Shot Caller vs Burn Local
Who wins?

I thought Felon was kinda retarded, with the whole subplot of having the guards be the bad guys. Like these are the most dangerous criminals in the country, fuck the guards.

Wait until you find out how he got the name Redwood

My dad was a gangster in jail and it was nothing like this. The feds may be way different though

one does not simply "get the keys" to The Yard

its benches and pull-up bars are guarded by more than just screws, there are narcs there that do not sleep and the great surveillance camera is ever watchful

it is an un-hoopable wasteland, riddled with toads and lames and nortenos, the very meth you smoke is a poisonous fume

not with ten thousand peckerwoods could you do this, it is folly!

How's life afterwards brother?

Looks like some lame just stepped on a land mine.

greenlight this green bitch

You'll get your hands dirty like the rest of us.

Money BTFO Shotgun

I miss being able to call the shots...

Put the word out, I'll trade an audience with the key-holder for two packs of ramen. But if anyone IDs me during the transaction, they're greenlit.

His old man is royalty. Fucking OG Eme. Anon is solid.

I just ate like a pig and now I'm gonna stay two days consuming nothing but water. Is that a good strategy?

He froze his ass globally

RIP that FARMER'S head OFF

Who has the keys here?

admitting your dad wasn't a shotcaller

get this lame away from me

This safety comes with a price, there are no free rides here

I figured it was cuz he was tall

Anon from the Brand.

Heard how you got down in Chino. So did the Beast.

you gonna fight toads all day?

Appreciate it.

papers now

Get your eyes off the ground, fish

One time when I was calling the shots in the yard at my grandma's house my farmer cousin ran up and was being a lame so I ironed up and whacked him in the back of the head with a badminton racket and the screws put me in solitary until my parents picked me up and now I'm not allowed to call the shots at any family events or go in the yard unsupervised anymore.

why you looking at the ground for, is there a problem?

I'm watching Felon right now
tubitv.com/movies/670405/felon

You want me to transfer you over to my thread? You can find out how a white boy fights.

fucking toad

Felon has boobs
why doesn't Shotcaller

That make places like Grandma's house to break men like us. You did the right thing ironing up and ripping that farmer's head off.

It does. The blonde chick tries to seduce Money.

lol i'm watching the gorilla raping her right now

you're right, I forgot about that

Why did you fight that frogposter

some lovely little bitties

Money's wife is a titty monster but doesn't show them
wasted opportunity

Kek same, now I'm watching pic related

i just watched this movie why do i keep seeing threads about it

You're in the car now

you're greenlit

crack it off, wood

Any based white nationalist prison movies?

american history x

You think the fuckin honor of being one of us ends when the credits roll? It ends when you're six feet under. Until then, you will keep shitposting for your brothers.

based

white nationalist

From now on you'll shitpost in these threads. In return your arrangement with us stands. Including your monthly deposits to your Anon Babble account. Reason I can guarantee these terms is I'm running the show now.

Say it.

The original shot caller.
Sacred digits 33 confirm

mmmh

The fact is, we all started out as someone's little angel. And a place like this forces us to become shitposters or jannies. Nothing in between can exist here.

papers

You're the Shot.Caller.(2017).+.Extras.(1080p.BluRay.x265.HEVC.10bit.EAC3.5_1.SAMPA).[QxR]

To break our CRUST?

Are YOU winning? Well Anon..

My mom says I can't call the shots with you guys anymore because I drew a bunch of swastikas on myself with a sharpie and went outside in my underwear and stared at my neighbor through the fence and called him a toad.

I can get your mom greenlit if you want, I'm in contact with the big boys upstate

Greenlight that bitch. I'm 47 years old I should be able to call the shots whenever I want without getting grounded. Just don't tell her I said that please.

I'm putting the word out right now. The whole woodpile's jumping in.

I'm in. No one tells a fellow shotcaller they can't call the shots.

Done. Call the shots now.

Anon from the Brand was sent to death row for killing that bitch...

It's over, forget I ever posted.

Roger that.

I feel like once you were past the fear of rape or stabbing prison would just be boring. Lots of guys get protection in numbers and then just wait it out

lets get down wood

I don't like shot callers. I think they're mean.

The trick is to conjure up a waifu. The mind is a warrior's most powerful tool.

I'm currently working on girl called "Aiku". I'll have some of my favorite drawings send to your cell.

*rapes you*

[Moody string music plays]

Best meme

Everytime these quotes are repeated they sound even deeper

What are the official /shot/caller approved prison foods?

ramen
???

Bussy juice.

He knew what he signed up for. He wasn't afraid to put in the work.

wheres that webm where some inmate fucks a prison guard's open wound

WHAT THE FUCK ANON?
WHAT THE FUCK?

Hooch
Tossed Salad
Prison Wine

Canned sardines,mackerel,tuna pouches.

Gonna need you woods to put in work for our brother here and help him out.

I'm gonna make the drop at 2100, be there or your posting privileges will be revoked

tfw you been putting in work
Also. everyone ITT must see Felon. it's val kilmer kino

Beast shouldn't have rushed to telling Money his family was in danger, you could've told Money he was in for life and had him doing work outside to a degree without having to escalate it.

The safety of these numbers come with a price.

I facefucked your ten year old daughter in front of her family
by all definitions, I won

Prison and Biker movies are for tryhard loser fggots. like sethy

Woodpile iron up, we got a chomo here, it's time to put in work and take this sick fuck out.

Careful you don't get greenlit for talking like that

so everyone in the gang is fine that he took over?

Stop breaking the law, asshole.

We have a problem?

Only a select few are allowed to wear that ink.

Get raped, tryhard faggot. Your ready obsessed with anal rape and cancer forced memes like crust.

This lame definitely doesn't have the keys.

Hide your doubles so you don't get validated.

Most of them won't even know

I'll bust your crust toad

you wanna fuck or fight

Both baby

You'll get your hands dirty like the rest of us.

That's how we lull them sleep.

The only thing we got in this thread is our disrespect

A warrior's most dangerous weapon... is his memes.

TEAR THAT JANNYS HEAD OFF

those with authority know better than to fight it, woods at the bottom still get the same orders from a different boss

Was this the scene where all the callers get liquored up at the peach tree dance?

Why doesn't this movie show the dementors flying around the prison or how the shot callers deal with them?

You gonna go around kickin' it off with every janny?

If they disrespect me

Samefagging loser. Why does being a faggot make you so mad, and how do you respond with getting angry? Absolutely mind broken. Kek, it’s relentless busted rags hurdurr.

Obsessive compulsive schizophrenia and posting from your mom’s basement 24/7 for upvotes and yous to pretend you have friends is a mental illness, Sethy. Take your meds.

We gotta problem here?

Same fagging

Not me punk. I'm gonna bust your crust and ask to have you greenlit

Can someone tell me what the fuck this schizo is ironically having a melty about and telling others to take meds when he obviously needs them? Do you really think there is only one person ITT you schizo fucking nigger?

Why would we have to samefag when we have safety in numbers

t. greenlit

I don't know who sethy is or why you're on your period about people having fun shitposting about a movie.

Trying to rationalize morality

,>schizo thinks he's talking to a one person

Ignore the schizo. I already greenlit the fag and paid the jannies triple their average salary to take him out for us.

See how far that lone wolf act takes you

Kek

how is this movie is so quotable

Get him, janny!

It's literally endless. We haven't even gotten around to quoting the black police officer yet.

On first viewing I was reluctant to say it was as good as it is but after the 2nd time the script and performances are top tier for prison

Just ignore the chomo. I got some woods lined up to fix the problem

Respect the redwood poster who refuses to call him Money, he has the keys to the thread

>etc

- gets angry when called out, denies it, and lashes out … then doubles down and goes schizo.

Every single time. Obsessive compulsive disorder. Mods need to bring back the poster count. Rockin’. Herbs.

Make no mistake, gooner; they design boards like this to break incels like us.

How's it feel to be the walking dead?

lame can't comprehend post time limits

Unironically take your meds you goddamn freak. Holy shit.

I get it, you think you're billy badass.

Whats the they think the books still closed quote from beast? Want to quote it to our told friend

Newfag has heart.

LEMME SEE THAT PAPERWORK Anon Babble. TURN AROUND AND SPREAD THAT BUTTHOLE FOR THE WOODS

SPREAD THAT BUTTHOLE FOR THE WOODS

I wish. I'd love to be a bottom for a bunch of Aryan brothers. They take care of me when I'm locked up I'll take care of them.

Schizo, obsessive compulsive, runs multiple IPs / iphones, with hide my mail to avoid time limits and b&s. All so obvious. And sad. Once you see the signs, you recognize the patterns and mental illness.

Just compare all the responses here to a normal organic thread. Most anons wouldn’t give a fuck, maybe one of two salty replies. Instead more than a dozen back to back denials and anger (the exact same usual responses when he gets called out). Taking it a bit personal anon? Did I ruin your samefagging fantasy circle jerk? Your ummm … “memes” Inorganic cancer.

Get help. Seriously. I’m worried about you. It’s not healthy.

How does keistering work? Do you actually poop the drugs out or do you stick your fingers in your butthole and pull them out?

No Hershel posting

lol look at this insane chomo. Fucking psychotic

What level of schizo does one need to be on to be so schizo they post some shit like this and are completely unaware they are the actual schizo? Are you the same schizo that said he was assraped by the Chicago firefighter book guy or another absolute lunatic?

They don't treat people like you so well in prison.

Stop triggering him, dude. All those bans for the Founder and Monkey flooding probably just got lifted and he’s trying to behave and contain himself. Maybe the lithium is working and he’s not in a manic phase…. yet.

Maybe I am a schizo...

No it is everyone else that is wrong and they are also all the same person participating in some elaborate samefagging scheme because... Reasons.

Samefag

I think I will take my chances as a lone wolf. I am not a racist.

Gay. You're greenlit.

assraped by the Chicago firefighter book guy

Do go on. Wtf happened

Why is the paperwork in the butthole? It just doesn't make any sense. Paper cuts, sharp corners... unhooping... this all seems unnecessary.

neither

Thats where paperwork goes

get this lame away from me

He would post pictures of this old man here and say he was molested by him. I did some research and it turned out he was just an actual schizo his family hated and he was making shit up about imagined enemies (sound familiar?) and I found a picture of him and threatened to dox him and have him committed and he stopped with that shit for a little while and apparently started taking his meds. He sounds STRANGELY a lot like the schizo faggot ITT right now and is probably him off his meds again. I guess I'll get ahold of his family on Facebook and tell them he needs to be locked up again and force-fed his brain pills.

kek im so glad shotcaller is bringing back wesposting

THREE MOTHERFUCKING 8'S THIS IS A REAL FUCKING WOOD RIGHT HERE

Then it's time for the Department of Peckerwood Efficiency. I'll hold the keys for a short amount of time in order to fix a few of these silly rituals like stuffing paperwork up our own asses. We own the guards, let's leverage it. We can have nice folders or even a whiteboard to eliminate printouts entirely. We can put our buttholes to better use, like putting in work.
We shouldn't be pulling paperwork out of our own asses and passing the buttstained printouts around just to prove we aren't lames. Our prison pockets should be full of value-added yard products, not bureaucratic nonsense.

How many navy seals can you do before you feel like you're going to puke?

Me: 30 something

½

imagine how fit /tv would be if ripper was here to count 'em

go to prison

start carrying out hits within 1-3 months

murder a man in cold blood and tell your wife and son to forget about you by month 3

shot=called

RACISM IS THE EPITOME OF IGNORANCE MOTHERFUCKER.
NOW WERE HITTING BURPEES, 88, AND WHEN YOU COME UP I WANT TO HEAR IT, LOUD AND PROUD

I can't get past 13 in a row. Fuck I'm weak, woods.

How does he smuggle the key and razor through processing? They must have looked inside his butt.

nah that shit was safely hooped

He had another guard give to him for getting his crust busted. That's why he's walking weird

The only plotpoint i dont understand in the movie is why have Money killed at the party? Who benefits? Its implied later the mexican dude ordered the hit, but why? He owed Money from the yardfight and wanted to see the weapons deal trough, so why kill Money?

I have a theory, but who knows if it's right.

When Shotgun went to the Beast with this deal, he was expecting to be put in charge of it, which would give him the ability to sell out Herman (since he's trying to get his wife or girlfriend out of her drug bust.) Then he and Howie can secretly sell the rest of the guns, which would give him enough money to take his girl and run.

Money being put in charge was an unexpected monkey wrench because now if he sells out Herman, he'll be selling out Money too which is likely to piss of the Beast. So he made a side deal with Herman to cut him in on the rest of the guns (still planning to rat him out of course) but he tells him they have to get Money out of the way first. Herman is grateful that Money saved him, but not 500 thousand dollars worth of grateful. They got 1.5 million for the gun shipment, and that was half the total number of guns they actually had. Split three ways with Shotgun and Howie would give Herman 500K.

At the end, Money tells Herman he knows where the extra guns are and offers to split the money with him, and Herman is not surprised to hear about the hidden guns. And when Money accuses him of having a side deal with Shotgun, he doesn't deny it.

Not a bad theory, thanks. As to Money not taking the cops deal, do you think it was because he feared how far the beast could reach (even trought things like WitSec etc)? Or do you think he just didnt deem himself worthy of a life outside anymore? Because both his wife and his son clearly wanted to try again with him

Money’s motivation is the weakest part of the plot. He’s locked in and killing within weeks of being incarcerated. It’s a Walter White situation. Money might have rationalized it to himself as protecting his family, but he always wanted to be the Shot Caller.

espeially when you realize he could've just said no to the beast. It wasn't a do or die situation like needing to put in work with the woods. He could've stayed in the hole, but still not AB, and have all the benefits of being a stand up without literally selling his soul to the beast.
Did he think he could walk away later? What did he expect after coming out? he longingly looks at pictures of his family when he's about to be let out, before the beast threatens him. Which is also weird. He was about to say he will be on parole so he can't be making moves, so the giga brain psychology expert immediatly threatens his family? Shouldn't the beast recognize that Money's carefulness and dilligence is one of the qualities that got his attention in the first place?

Everything about this movie is inaccurate from how the c/os escorted to the radio call.

whatever toad, enjoy being greenlit

kek
Goddamn I love this board and shotcaller threads. I've been coming here since I was 14. I'm 38 and my first son is 1 month away. Excited and stressed as fuck. Thanks for the laugh

Me? I've always been more of a Fratellanza.

You think the fuckin' honor of being one of us ends when you have a kid? It ends when you're six feet under. Until then, you will keep shitposting for your brothers.

impressive schizo ranting about schizos that don't exist, theres a lot of shot caller fans

I'm raising the next generation. He's gonna have the keys when we're gone. Fuck the toads and cholos

i could maybe do 5 and there is nothing wrong with that, imagine doing as many as they said in shotcaller fuck, just being able to do a few pushups is puttin in that work

congratulations on having a child, I'm 30 and trying to get my wife pregnant for a year but we're one of those couples that struggles to conceive but were not officially infertile yet

Thanks brother. She's 32 and we got together when she was 26 so we wondered for a while if it might be me. Tried for a few years and just didn't happen. Everyone said as soon as we stopped trying it would happen and sure as shit, I got a son due on D-Day of all days.

So keep putting in work brother. You'll get validated when you least expect it.

You guys try having sex in the woods? Worked wonders for me and my hambeast titcow. Trees are magic and shit. Both my sons were conceived this way.

Holy based architect. You just got validated, my friend.

yeah nature revamps your hormones and shit. it's one of the reasons why rural areas usually make a bunch of kids

He could have been open with his family too, at any point.

Hey guys, love ya lots, I’m in a gang tho so for your safety I can’t be near you

so is that the thing? is that why this is a thing? its just easy to approach, easy to meme, memorable, has good actors, good scenes, decent plot. so it by virtue of it not sucking in any specific sense, it gets this weird cult classic weirdo meme status?

no bluffs, no bs. you give me the schizo and all his meds, and you get to keep shitposting.

he cut them out of his life entirely and forbade them from seeing him explicitly because he didnt want his son to see him as "he was". seems kinda explicit that that was covered.

I burst into treats picturing this