What was his biggest mistake

Not immediately knowing the location of the nearest volcano.

They most likely never actually did anal, and if they did, we don't know if they would have liked it and kept doing it

Not knowing the distance to the moon

Serious answer, he should have taken control of the situation and told Shanann he wanted a divorce.
Instead of gradually dropping clues that he was cheating on her and pushing her to eventually figure it out and confront him, not knowing what that would look like and how ugly/angry it might be

Of course they did it, have you seen her pics? That's the kind of crazy bitch who demands you to sodomize her on the first fucking date.

It needs a fat ass to be any fun

Could he have got away with it from the point she was reported missing?

When I see a girl with a nice ass, I fantasize about having normal vaginal sex with her. The ass curve and the ass hole are two different things

It's not about the ass, it's about the eyes, and the look on her face.

Coming back home after the police calls him. Dumbass should have fled to Mexico.

Reminder to keep it thinly Anon Babble related

not memorizing years in advance where the local volcanos are

is this goyflix? if so I'm not watching

Colorado doesn't have any active volcanoes.
(it technically has one, if you ask geologists, but it last erupted 4,000 years ago and doesn't have an opening like that etc)

Marrying an actual retard

Fpbp

No, it was produced by Lifetime, no idea if it's officially available to stream anywhere. I watched it on a "free" Russian site.
It's unique in being a dramatization vs everywhere else doing cheap formulaic documentaries with the same footage you've already seen

this post was written by a guy sitting on ice packs.

marriage

Why is one autistic fag so obsessed with this guy?

his tv interviews

it was produced by Lifetime

how did they do it?

Anon Babble - Television & film

It is not just 1 person, there are like 20 different documentaries about him, more in the form of true crime podcasts and books, people are obsessed with this fucking retard. I mean he is a fascinating person.

Fuckin Heihachi Mishima ass nigga

he should have killed the lady who was worried about sha'na'an, his pesky neighbor and his son and the cops
he should have just kept murdering and stuffing people into oil barrels

He should have just built a rudimentary rocket and sent the bodies to the moon like he originally planned (as his google searches tell us).

You kidding right? He was pounding her bunghole for sure. She had a bunch on anal prep and anal videos in her browser history.

If you really think about it, if it wasn't for the fat neighbor lady, he might have gotten away with it.

ITT:

sure but if you're an experience buttslut you don't need to look up videos for prep, you'd already known how to scrub out your colon.

lmao talking about this case makes this anon seethe so hard every time

No I mean the one faggot who constantly spams him on here despite it having nothing to do with tv

This. But suburbia retards get so schizo obsessed with marriage that they'd rather just kill their entire family than get a divorce

Waiting until he was 38 with a family to get Anon Babble

They did it too quickly, releasing it only about 16 months after the actual events. Guess they were in some sort of rush to be first (they weren't, no other dramatization has been made).
So through today's lens it has some glaring inaccuracies and doesn't include certain important aspects of the story that us wattsposters have grown familiar with

how's high school going? get a lot of homework for the weekend?

again there are more than one anons

he killed them when he was 33

Her google search for anal prep was immediately before the murders. So the timing was such that he may have stopped them from doing it for the first time

Thanks for the qrd. I think I'll skip it for now. Discussing it with my Anon Babble familia is more fun anyway.

low t: the post

its true im sure no one else would have ever asked him about his missing wife and kids.

Nice dubs

being a Squeelers fan

based shy anal whore

Not punishing his wife more when she stepped out of line. Consistent spankings of the buttocks and breasts would be sufficient.

The neighbor lady was immediately on it though, like a few hours after the fact she was already like "where's shananan, I'm worried waaahh wahh"

steelers fan

UNC fan

volcom tattoo

metallica tattoo

he couldn't have been more of an NPC if he tried

husband and wife kill each other all the time but how that guy just lived a normal life pretty much and just hard pivoted to child murder is difficult to understand
even if guilt isn't a factor that memory will stick with you and he wasn't planning on becoming a serial killer if he had gotten away with it. makes no sense

Not establishing a pattern of annual holiday vacations so that one year "woops! shananannanah and the girls strayed into a geyser and got evaporated! oh gosh, oh no, thank god I have my dear friend Ass Whore to help me through this troubling time". Geysers are the thinking man's volcano, nobody's looking for strangle marks on a body that's like pulled pork.

Assuming his neighbour wouldn't have called the police and none were the wiser to him transporting the bodies, what was his end game anyway? Just pretend the wife took the kids and left?

Killing his wife and daughters.

Isnt divorcing an unemployed wife with TWO kids absolute alimony rape for the next 15 years?

These poor kids actually think the man gets to keep the house in that situation

Some girls are just born with the itch inside the ass. There's no explaining it, and there's no shame in it.

i think thats why we are still talking about this guy all these years later. normal dude just woke up one day and brutally killed his own kids. cant explain it

Wasn't she googling information on "what to expect when he puts it up your butt" the night of the murder? The promise was made but never fulfilled

but they weren't gonna go back

It's because she was gonna give Shannon a lift that day, noticed no one was answering the door despite her car and everything still being there and no phone responses. Anyone would be worried that an accident happened at that moment, Watts just got horribly unlucky that his wife scheduled something like that on that day. He'd get caught anyway because he's a huge retard but still.

He was genuinely retarded and killed her in caveman rage. He said it himself, when she said she was taking the kids his mind went blank and he immediately strangled her.

thats better than literally getting raped in prison for the rest of your "life"

But how would you feel if you HADN'T murdered your kids last night

Somehow it bothers me how they had lived in Colorado for 5 years but he hadn't visibly become a fan of any Colorado or Denver-area sports teams

kek

I was the rebound to this one chick and we had anal sex because the girl her ex left her for was willing to do it

Why do straight men love murdering women?

what do you think shannon was thinking as this all went down?

how did that go

Imagine the flush of relief Chris felt when he initially thought of the volcano solution.

She was a social media obsessed retard, but on top of that, Shanaan had already confided in her friend group chris was being weird and they had discussed multiple times before the prospect of him hurting her. Her friend circle was on high alert. Girl Defcon 5. That's why they responded to her sudden disappearance so rapidly. A pregnant woman with 2 kids does not just disappear. Ever. They have needs. She couldn't have gone more than a few hours at most without needing some kind of assistance. Pregnant women with children do not just vanish. That literally just does not happen. Shanaan had been discussing whether she thought Chris would hurt her with them for awhile.

Based wife-pureeer

maybe we should also ask what makes these women so killable

kinda stinky

Have you ever met a woman?
The real question is, how are so many straight men NOT murdering women.

help a retard out here what happens when two people with no money get a divorce

she gets the house that she can't pay for because of credit card debt

he gets the house and can't pay for it because of wifes accumulated debt and child support

not saying it wouldn't suck and be a pain but they both had nothing on paper

sometimes a bitch just gotta go, you know?

Probably murdering his wife and 2 young kids if i have to say something. But that's just me...

kill wife because she’s gonna take the kids

kill the kids, too

It was alright, had blazing saddles going on in the background

Yea this one is the most paranoiac, he rang the bells on himself.

Just back the ol' truck to the volcano's edge and tip 'em in. Let the volcano take care of the rest.

To be fair, she does look very puréeable.

he had severe brain trauma, concussions, and ptsd from repeated head impacts by chicken nuggies

woman

blonde

sw*ss

she was always destined for the blender

women would rather be puréed by Chad than loved by me

It’s joever.

he's in protective custody right? how do we know he's being raped

It was probably the threat in of itself that caused him to freak out. Remember, he is retarded.

lmao no. He attempted to murder his two daughters but failed. After he smothered them, he murdered Shannan. Her daughters got out of bed and he told them their mom was sleeping.

Rape isn't as common as you think, movies and street jokes don't represent the reality of prison.

No way. He even told his own daughters he was going to kill them both. He killed them in front of each other. He killed them some time after Shanaan. It wasn't 1 after the other in rapid uncontrollable fashion. It wasn't one rage breaking moment. He very coldly killed them. We also know from his own confession later he attempted to kill the girls before he killed Shanaan several weeks prior by smothering them.

tfw even ai calls you an idiot

Poor Chrissy

Ruining all that oil

damn the ai cooked his ass lmao

Allegedly, according to the murderer, she didn't just threaten to take the kids, she threatened to ruin as much of his life as possible by telling everyone that he cheated on her during her pregnancy.

He's doing the raping. The man is so assdrunk that he's fucking other inmate's buttholes

So? What an empty threat. He was a fucking oil field worker. They wouldn't have given a shit. Who cares what your ex wife's family thinks after you've left her? He killed her because he fucking hated her.

This is ridiculous, like 90% of murders go unresolved.

If Chris tried to strangle them why didn't they tell anybody? Cece and Celeste were responsible for getting themselves and their mother killed due to inaction.

Murdering his wife and daughters.

it’s only black on black murders or non personal murders that get solved. If a murderer goes after a spouse, family member, close friend they get caught 99% of the time. It’s only when there’s no personal connection with the murder (robber, serial killer etc) or no cooperation with the police (black people) that a murder goes unsolved

About 2/3 of murders in the US go unsolved, but those 2/3 aren't like Chris at all. There was really only 1 viable suspect and it was Chris. It really is just the truth that pregnant mothers do not just up and vanish like Chris wanted her to. The cops are not letting that one go.

he would have gotten away with it if not for the nosy neighbor

This, and marrying a giga turbo normie

Nah he didn't even dispose of her car. He left her phone in the house. No pregnant woman is just disappearing without a trace like that along with her kids. That literally just never ever happens.

It didnt help either that the neighbour had hawk eye vision on his family as she was as crazy as Chris wife

Kek

fpbp

What he did to his daughters before killing Shannan is based on the confession he gave to investigators in prison after he was convicted. So we don't know if it's actually true because Chris is a liar, but it's an instance where he has no good reason to make up such a thing.

He didn't strangle his daughters. He strangled Shannan. He smothered his daughters with blankets. By attacking them in their sleep such as he claimed to have done, the young girls would have been scared and confused, unsure of what had happened.

It's possible he failed to kill Bella by strangulation the second time also, but she was certainly dead by the time he mutilated her body to fit it into an oil tank.

This case gets memed on for good reason, but it was also particularly gruesome.

She was even proud as how much she knew about the family and started getting suspicious first thing in the morning when things wasnt like it used to be

and she was right to be. chris was basically an incel beforehand. he wifed the first woman that looked his way and gave him attention

He didn't watch enough kino to kill his family in a house fire and use the good ole forgotten firescreen defence.

The neighbor was male and all he did was notice chris being weird as all fuck. He even tells the cops he isn't being normal. And I'd have done the same thing, do you want to live next to chris watts? "Get him the fuck out of here" is what that neighbor was doing without actually thinking it, he probably had the heebie jeebies around chris the moment he realized what was happening as the cops were looking at the footage.

This. Women have nice, tight, warm, soft lubricated holes that evolution has honed for men's penises and aren't full of shit. Why you'd want to stick your dick in the poophole instead I'll never understand.

He was already basically bankrupt, he could probably have declared actual bankruptcy.

Oh shit, looked it up and in the JewSA having no money doesn't rid you of the obligation to pay.

Oh yeah and I forgot he let chris into his house and chris himself watched the video footage. Up until that point the guy probably was just trying to help him find his missing wife, he's clearly getting progressively more freaked out as chris is watching the footage.

he wifed the first woman that looked his way and gave him attention

this is probably the only reason I dont understand about him, he put himself in this whole situation himself, marrying the first thing he could manage, one would think you´d date for a time before marrying so you dont accidently marry someone who makes you wanna murder your spouse and your children

Why didn't he divorce her if life was so boring?

he mutilated her body to fit it into an oil tank.

wait what, never heard that part

he was a former fat kid late bloomer type it sort of fits the profile

divorce with kids and house involved is honestly worse than the choice he made

He just literally shoved her in there and her tiny undeveloped little kid bones snapped and contorted. We know this had to have happened because the reported size of the oil tank hatch was smaller in diameter than the girls' bodies. He had to have mutilated them to get them inside. The grim truth is it does not take very much force to do so, and chris was pretty fit. So the mutilation was him just violently brute forcing them inside after they were dead.

He broke their bones or whatever stuffing them into the too small hole of the tanks, he didn't cut them up like "mutilated" draws to mind.

yeah his wife was a cunt blowing all their money and belittling him and he was having his age 30 glowup, getting into shape and suddenly realizing he maybe married the wrong person too early and was saddled with 2 kids that were all munchausen by proxy'd up constantly sick cause their mom said they were sick, with another on the way, all bootybrained up when he was already a 90 IQ doofus everyman to begin with

There was also the neighbours' camera that was pointed at his property. You get the impression that everyone who knew the family expected him to snap one day.

Casey Affleck has so much guilt that he actually attempts suicide, he grabs a cop's gun but they stop him before he pulls the trigger on himself.
Chris claimed he contemplated suicide, but he never actually attempted it, which aligns pretty well with his apparent lack of remorse here

Lots of people just have cameras. You could get rid of literally all of this evidence though and chris would've still gotten caught because the first place they'd look once shanaan did not show up anywhere in a few hours wouldve been where Chris worked. He could not even think to dispose of their bodies anywhere he did not frequent. He literally buried them at his own workplace.

Cece was likely already dead before getting dropped into the tank. Her little body was small enough that Chris was able to simply drop it into the hatch, and her remains showed signs of asphyxia but not drowning.

With Bella, there's no way to know. He repeatedly stomped her body into a hole too big for her to fit. She may have already been dead, or that may be what killed her.

Stomping a body through a hole is a gruesome mutilation. I don't know what else to tell you.

A pregnant woman with 2 kids does not just disappear. Ever.

Actually, women abandoning their young kids for a few days and hoping that the kids will starve is something that does happen.

He repeatedly stomped her body into a hole too big for her to fit

Stomping a body through a hole is a gruesome mutilation

alright yeah fair enough that is pretty gruesome I always just imagined he gave her body some hard shoves, stomping is another level

he attempted to kill the girls before he killed Shanaan several weeks prior by smothering them.

How did this happen? Why didn't the girls report it?

Stomping a body through a hole is a gruesome mutilation. I don't know what else to tell you.

This guy sounds like a real jerk

I think he got tripped up somewhere around the point where he butchered his wife and children.

My sperm has a chance of reaching an egg.
Yours will do nothing but mix with poop.
You are a dead end.

Many such cases.

Do you know what he did to Shannan? He wrapped her body up in a rug. He dug a shallow grave at his worksite, then dropped the rug and her body on the ground, tugging up on the loose end to unroll it and dump her body. Her remains landed in the hole with her head down and bottom up. It was in that position that her body performed a post-mortem miscarriage of their unborn, dead son Nico. He then dumped dirt on them.

Everything he did that morning was pig disgusting.

He was afraid of being financially ruffled for the next 18 years guaranteed. His wife didn't work and she wasn't good with money. She would absolutely find a way to leverage him having to pay for a home he doesn't live in and just a bunch of amenities he doesn't get to participate in. He took that very basic premise and probably let it snowball into dangerous decision making which ultimately led to him feeling trapped and then crashing out. Watts is a story we all need to take heed of as men which is why it's discussed so thoroughly. Watts was a fat fuck who fell for a previously divorced woman. They married fast. He wasn't sure of himself or confident because he was fat. He wanted to provide and pour his love into a family that he raised as all men are want to do but once he actually started focusing on himself and got in shape and got attention because of just who he was as opposed to being fat and latching dependently onto the first woman who showed him interest showed him what he could actually do if he set his mind to it and believed in himself. It's just that by the time that realization came he was 2 1/2 kids deep into a relationship. Man just entered the prime of his life. A man's prime is like 32~44. He was right where he needed to be to start making decisions that would affect the rest of his life. He made the absolute worse one. Then doubled down on it. All because he didn't get himself in shape.

Don't get fat.

I honestly wonder how many spousal homicides would be avoided if we got rid of feminist divorce laws. If men could leave marriage without being permanently fucked, then at least some of these guys wouldn't be killing their wives or ex-wives.

What was the model of the blender?

His mistress was obviously cool with being a mistress, so why didn't he just keep things the way they are? Just pop some Viagra to fuck Shannan once a week to keep her satisfied (or find her a bull) and spend the rest of your time fucking your anal mistress.

90 IQ

Isn't that generous? 90 is normie-tier. It's outright smart in some places. Normies aren't this dumb. I'd say 80-85.

they knew the damage they had caused to their father and the guilt they felt made them do nothing

Your mind has been utterly destroyed by the internet. Your thought process has no basis in reality.

it's not the man's fault that they chose to murder, it' Le SoCiEtY!!!!!!

incels say the darnest things

His mistress was obviously cool with being a mistress

Nah, she wasn't. She pushed him hard

He told the mistress that they were getting divorced, I dont think she would be ok with that arrangement

why didn't he just move to utah and marry both of them

You’re all fucking insufferable. Hard carried by your pussies.

I didn't say it's not his fault, I said that if men weren't being divorce-raped and having their kids taken away, they would be less motivated to murder.

reddit.com/r/WattsMurders/comments/1jmvrxx/nichol_kessinger_2025/
Did she hit the wall or nah?

I'd lick her from head to toe

Nah, she would look about the same if she lost a little weight.

You are not wrong at all. People respond to incentives. The state gives married men incentives to commit filicide. It only works out for them sometimes but dumbasses like Chris still do it anyway.

Casey Anthony is holding up better

is she a priestress now?

Because gay men mostly murder men

God those reddit stalkers are freaks

Literally happened one time out of billions. The only reason we even meme about it is because of how highly unusual it is

and how are they any different than this place that has several chris threads every week for the past 6 years?

She's just all puffed up from constipation. She needs a good anal gaping to clear her out.

He got way more fucked this way

getting soul owned by that lie detector woman. the murders i could live with, but that shit was embarrassing.

Her friend's mom died. Same friend she was with when the murders happened.

After no fault divorce laws passed the number of men who got poisoned by their wives dropped substantially, I imagine if we banned Alimony and severely limited child support you'd see a similar change in spousal murder stats the other way.

cunt was smug as fuck about it too, FUCK

She’s been stress eating ok?

the stuff kiwifarms is accused of is regular all over reddit

every single one of these I watch: Chris Watts, Scott Peterson, the dude who killed Gabby Petito, it's always the same thing:

just leave the bitch

pull off the bandaid, call her a cunt, pack your shit, and deal with the divorce
you're never gonna get away with gone girling your wife, you will always be suspect #1 and even when there's no physical evidence (like with Scott Peterson) they'll get you

fun fact: no fault divorces were introduced by BASED reagan of all people when he was CA governor

You expect the stay at home mother to somehow start working and support three young kids by herself? Child support is there for a reason. They started building the family together, they both provide support for the kids even if they split. Children are not some flippant thing you should have then discard because you're bored. And not like every single mom can immediately find a new husband to pay for some other guy's kids.

haha assault is funny when it happens to a man

real nice double standard ya got there

BAN ASSAULT NUGGETS NOW

Protective custody is, I'm learning, county-by-county and case-by-case. You have some jails that separate sex offenders from gen population. Then you have others where guards will freely distribute your court information so majority of inmates know what you've done and can identify you by face which ensures that your stay is extra messed up. There was thread on Anon Babble with correctional officers and inmates beating on pedos in custody.

basically youtube.com/watch?v=Ok85BmPyl_I

Repeal the 19th Amendment and send all uppity American women on a one way trip to India for correction.

Oh please
Neither of them were good with money
He had a dumb but lucrative job as a rignigger
Owned a 3 story mega fuck you mcmansion
Owned a brand new big ass retard truck that probably ran him close to 100k
Their financial distress was on him too

Guys like this exist everywhere, they put 0 thought into the future. Just buying shit, expensive shit, and not caring until it's impossible to avoid because your stupid shit is fucking surrounding you on all sides.

Chris Watts honestly had no choice. Put yourself in his shoes. his girlfriend would literally spread her big brown poop hole and get it nice and stretched out so he could lube his weiner up with her butt cream and she would plop it down on that weiner and ride it till it made a fart vacuum in her butt cavity that literally would suck the sperm juice from his balls. He was so ass drunk after that he killed his family with his smelly poop wiener in his pants

Master of nuggies is choking those kids
Breaking their limbs and closing their lids
Blinded by ass he don't give a shizz
Just call his name he answers to Chris

volcom tattoo

metallica tattoo

This is not real, is it?

This

My sperm has a chance of reaching an egg.

Only because you keep your wank sock in the fridge.

Fucking really? I know about the Watts case without being a total autist about it and I always thought the guy was in his early to mid 40's based on photos. He's only 5 years older than me when he killed.

Anal or something now stop making this thread every day you buttfuck.

Fpbp
If you want to talk about the primary mistake, that's what it all leads back to. Chris clearly wasn't smart to begin with, but all the misery in his life can be traced back to being a meek loser who latched onto Shann'an'nan because he couldn't do any better, and let her essentially lock him into a debt spiral. It was only when he got his mistress that the notion of his life being anything other than what it currently was even entered his head, and the primal despair he must have felt at that moment is what broke him. Chris couldn't cope with the realization that he'd irrevocably fucked his life by marrying a harpy, and that there was no way he could extricate himself from that scenario without crippling himself financially for the rest of his life, and all the years of barely suppressed frustration came flooding back to him. It's enough to make anyone crazy, Chris was just retarded and thirsty enough for anal that he chose the nuclear option

kek

I thought it was just the allure of anal and he never actually got to tap it. You described the depravity of anal sex perfectly though.

lmao, coincidentally last night I was out of tissues so I actually jerked off onto a sock for the first time in years. Didn't put it in the fridge though, I would never let my roommates discover that

It's enough to make anyone crazy enough to butcher their own children
You're just a miserable piece of shit who fucked up his own life

Oh but it is

LMAOOOOOOOOO

It is like a cubist asshole. Guy knows what he likes.

He should have killed his kids. I was reading the paper the other day and they had an article about a guy whose wife went missing. All the internet sleuths and his wifes sisters started pointing the finger at him. The cops got a warrant to search his house and the guy had some other woman already living with him. He still hasnt been arrested or charged in her murder and ita been almost a year.

*shouldn't

yep, modern marriage is literally just putting a gun to your head

arf?

Naw we good.

Holy fuck. Dude was the king of normalfags. Maybe his NPC brain protocol had a normalfagness overload and he started to malfunction, and that's what caused him to kill his family.

virgin chris

gets caught for murdering family in a matter of days

chad rob

still on the run for killing his family 20 years ago

not when she has no character references and has red flags about her parenting and earning

gib qrd

He was living paycheck to paycheck. How the fuck was he going to afford an attorney for a long and tedious custody battle in family court.

guy constantly argues with wife, she threatens divorce

their house blows up from gas line explosion

his wife had been shot in the head

his last appearance was driving his wife's car to atm

they find her car 10 days later in forest 100 miles away

guy was on fbi most wanted list for 20 years

Ex-Navy and an outdoorsman too. Maybe he high tailed it to Mexico or Panama or wherever.

Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing!

nice

the hypocrisy

His wife was literally retarded and lost so much money in pyramid schemes. She deserved to die

Based. Kill all women. I'm sure she fucked a jury or something so she deserved it

They take the child support directly from your pay check. Yes, the united states of jewmerica is really that fucked

Anon you don't understand. If she has any proof, you literally have to give your ex wife everything you own during the divorce. When we say usa is fucked we mean really, really fucked

How much pussy would this nigga finna bouta get if he was released from prison right now? Women seem to love him. He's not a bad looking guy

Women seem to love him

Proof?

So I guess you should murder your 2 daughters, mutilating them as you shove them into oil barrels. Quit trying to make chris's decisions make sense.

He gets fanmail soaked in vaginal fluids

Even without the neighbors when the cops called Chris and said "hey we think your pregnant wife had an accident in the house can we kick the door in?" he TOLD THEM NO.

Jesus Christ. There's something really wrong with women. This dude is a literal monster and 30yo roasties are sending him middleschool-tier love letters. Don't come crying to me after you get puree'd, bitch.

the charges, officer?

Wattsu-sama....I kneel

why is it only me who gets banned for posting chris kino threads

Disagree. I love fucking chicks in their asses. Dated a genuine buttslut once and it was so cash but the thing is that chicks that are actually into anal instead of enduring it are also fucking insane

start doing this

Guys like this exist, they put 0 thought into the future. Just buying shit, expensive shit, and not caring until it's impossible to avoid because your stupid shit is fucking surrounding you on all side

Former oilfield worker here you just described every rignigger

The rigpig to nig pipeline

start making 150k at 22 with no education

get married at 24 and 3 children by 28

making good money but unable to save anything due to life style creep

loose job when rig gets stacked due to low oilprice and Get addicted to opioids

What was his biggest mistake

Assuming he could get away with it. The husband is always the first and main suspect whenever a wife goes missing. He thought all he had to do was make everyone believe that his wife took their children and left in the middle of the night, never to be seen or talk to any of their friends and family again. He thought he just needed to pretend playing a worried father and husband for a few weeks before everyone would forget and let life move on. But he did a lot of hilarious stupid mistakes. Th

Dumping the bodies in an oil tanker at work, using a truck with GPS on it.

Calling school the next day after the murder to say the kids aren't coming back (LOL!)

Shannon's phone was still on her nightstand, as if she would forget it when leaving

Googling in how to dispose bodies before the killing

bills

shitloads of cash

how does this work?

being a loser. Ted Bundy is so much better.

They spend money on everything except bills.

The rigpig to nig pipeline

Holy shit. Any kinoes that tackle this lifestyle?

achievable natty?

Yeah all these rig oil workers and their retarded wives are dumb as dogshit and proud of it. You even try to suggest they do something about X Y or Z regarding finances it's enough to set them off. It doesn't surprise me he killed his wife its obvious looking at their lives that it was a fake life of false success. Their house alone could tell you that. Ridiculously huge, but the same low class trashy shit all these retards do.
Same shitty cars 100k each sitting outside.
A cheap shitty TV mounted 25 feet in the air 35 feet from the couch at a bizarre angle that hurts your neck even imagining it.
The football game on the TV while they all sit around in expensive jerseys.
Their ridiculous giant 4 post bed chris took the sheets off to roll her up in looking like a poorfag's idea of a rich man's bedroom.
The sheer cavernous nature of the residence, nothing but white walls and live laugh love shit from hobby lobby on them.

There really was nothing going on upstairs in Chris's retarded lizard brain. Thats what he was. A lizard person. Shanaan was building her castle around this retarded reptilian and it worked out for her until his dumbass inhuman reptile brain did some quick math and the scales tipped so he just savaged them all like the animal he was.

What ever became of their dog?

What was his biggest mistake

Marrying a sick woman.

same thing that happens to lottery winners and entertainers/athletes
people with no financial litteracy figure the money will always be coming in, and don't understand that making a minimum payments on depreciating asset is just acquiring liabilities

fubar 2
the trades

"I am me"

twice, because she forgot the first time she told herself that she is herself

gets me every time

Shanaan was building her castle around this retarded reptilian and it worked out for her until his dumbass inhuman reptile brain did some quick math and the scales tipped so he just savaged them all

this is the truth

MY GOALS 200K WHY

Wtf is this?

I literally could've saved her.

brainrot

Chris had only been working for Anadarko for 6 months at the time of the murders, it's unclear what he was doing before that. They were not at all financially secure, having gone through a bankruptcy and still buried under a mountain of debt

cbsnews.com/news/shanann-watts-frederick-colorado-family-struggled-with-finances-before-chris-watts-allegedly-killed-pregnant-wife-kids-2018-08-17/

Savaging is really the most accurate term for what he did. An animal will kill its own offspring to survive or if it perceives them as some kind of threat to itself. Thats what chris did. He probably really did just think "well I can't pay for it so I'll just kill them and start over".

You would have taken on a twice divorced woman with 3 kids?
You are a masochist.

this nigga a billionaire

And the smoking gun (smoking, much like an active volcano might): googling local active volcanos.

He didnt even get rid of her car. Her car and phone were at the house. I dont think his plan even went as far as you say it did. If it did he'd have dumped the car off somewhere like at a bus station and destroyed her phone to at least give the impression she left.

They look really happy. They make a really cute couple. Isn't that fucked up? I wish he'd just left his wife.

god damn look at those titties

Because it's fun, fag.

She forced the kids to do this vision board insanity too. Absolutely vile woman
youtube.com/watch?v=P2l5FZEPCas

Because we bant and meme, and they are fags who gossip like fucking women and retards, which they are.

mother does bonding activity with daughter

incels: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SHE'S VILE

??????

Scott Peterson

But he's literally innocent, though.

Yeah they would have hounded him for the rest of his life for money and garnished his future wages.
There's no getting out of it. The judge would declare how much he would have to pay and if he doesn't pay he goes to jail, even if he doesn't have a job. Yes he still has to pay even if he does go to jail, even if the kids hit 18, even if the wife remarries and gets rich. He has to pay with interest.
I knew a guy working a full time job living out his car because of child support.
It really is rigged. The only way to win is to murder your wife and children.

stay at home mother

how many divorced women are stay at home mothers?

by herself

no one says it has to be by herself. Every woman can split the kids 50/50. But they don't. They use the kids to hurt the husband, demaning full custody with one day visitation, and THEN demanding child support. Most fathers are pushed out, they're not walking away like propaganda has you believe.

And not like every single mom can immediately find a new husband to pay for some other guy's kids.

not my problem. Is a NEET entitled to financial support because they spent their 20s not working?

They started building the family together

but women can opt out of motherhood after starting building a family (and take a life with her), why can't men do the same?

gargantuan cope. reddit is no different than here.

Tolerating chicken nugget abuse

Chris Coleman walked so Chris Watts could run

strangled entire family for his own mistress

concocted a fake stalker sending him threatening messages full of typos he used in his own work emails

He’s just as retarded

Tom Brady paid alimony to his super model wife who earned more from her job than he did being the MVP of the entire league

There are some interesting parallels between these two cases. Notably both Chrisses have insane mothers who hated their wives

Totally wrong. Here you can't brigade anyone, you can't gain status or leverage, you can't get banned for wrongthink, your point totals don't matter because there are none, you can't forge an identity with nudes and leverage your tits for attention, etc., etc., etc. All you can do here is be funny and harvest some (You)s. It's a totally different dynamic. Every fucking thing everyone's said in this thread would catch a permaban on R*ddit.

bro looks like the white yakub

kek what a cuck, some fucking GOAT.

Our government gives extensive aide to single parents already. Education, section ape, food stamps, free medicare. You basically get to live for free by having children and being single.
The whole enslaving a guy while not allowing him to see his kids is nothing more than female privilege by misandrist women that needs to be done away with.
Maybe don't be such an unlikable whore and your family won't leave you. Not only do women need to learn to take responsibility for their choices but they should also understand that their entire extended family should be apart of their resource network.

And then he got AIDS

apologizing for even sending the letter

meanwhile non killers get nagged for not lifting the toilet seat after a 14 hour shift

he grew up in NC and they didn’t have a NFL team in the 80s, steelers were actually the closest team to where he grew up.

When did demons get access to the internet? Lol, did you really put blame on the children for not speaking up?

the "It's just one guy!" meme again

I read it's a screwed up power dynamic thing. Like, they know he's strong and dangerous. That was enough to get him locked up to begin with. But he'll also never get out. There's no threat of him tracking her down or anything. So essentially she has control via long distance over a relationship. If she can get into his mind/heart then she can manipulate him having never even seen him eye-to-eye. Or more than likely just this weird emotionally dependent long distance relationship that they know they'll never actually entertain if the guy were to be standing two feet in front of her but, hey, we all need SOMEONE. Knowing there'll be no sex or whatever doesn't bother some people. Exchange of photos and the "fantasy" or whatever is written in those letters is supposed to be enough to satisfy. Now the women who marry these guys? I don't know what's going on. It's not like your relationship can survive regular conjugal visits. Marriage can't survive non-regular communication. So how can you even entertain that notion? It's bizarre.

not fucking his wofe in the ass, that ass was fat. what a waste.

But wasn't the problem that the wife's car with the booster seats for the kids still in the garage, even though he said they all went somewhere? And the police found her mobile phone at wedding ring still at home. He obviously didn't think things through.

18 years of alimony or 25 years of prison

crazy how this bullshit incentivizes matricide

lol

You know what's weird? I've heard people tell me that using things like this works.

I remember being 15, good times

Get FUCKED cunt get Fucked!!!

Reminder: this all could have been avoided if his wife just let him cum in her ass.

why are wh*tes like this?

I mean, if you're happilly married, trust your wife and you know you'll never ever divorce, then I'm happy for you.

watts thread hits the bump limit before the trannyjanny notices it

Blessed thread

lmao

I'm a bachelor. I got off work today and ordered a pizza. I have no debts, no family, no attachments, no connections. Its just me and my money. Christ got off work and went home to his McMansion and clocked into his "second job" every day like a good cattle until he eventually went insane.

you put me on a another level

yeah he was a retard

lel

25 years

Lol
He got 3 life sentences
And 84 years
He could get all 3 murder convictions overturned and he still would not get out of prison.

Someone should make another one and see how long we can get away with it

This is what Shannnannn spent Chris' money on when they couldn't even afford the mortgage on the house

don't ever stop being you

chris to nichol

fucks her in the ass and murders his wife and kids for her

I AM ME

shanann watts

gets murdered with her daughters

What's the message here?

Were they all insane? I also remember someone posting a voicemail from Nikki, and she had this weird fake demon giggle.

I wanna smell every single one of those shoes

goofing around with other anonymous weirdos online

VS

tracking down people tangentially related to a murder and sharing their personal details on the internet

We’re freaks, too, but they’re definitely freakier in this instance.

Honestly, the more I read about who Shannan was, I understand why Watts killed her.
It does work. Doesn't necessarily need to be a board, but when short and long term planning, trying to inspire and boost yourself, writing it down be more helpful than just having it all in your head.

how about /cwg/

Do it

youtube.com/watch?v=FNauBvH_sM4

you have to pay even if your ex doesn't need the money at all? jesus christ

you first my guy

The janny has a watch on my IP due to my extensive rap sheet. It'll be kill if I do it.

every day theres a fucking chris watts thread every fucking day for 6 years. and i bet it's the same asshole who's doing it.

jesus ... imagine the kinky sex with this specimen

*throws nuggies*

I'm sorry this is happening to you

sorry

come on, the faggot probably deserves it anyway

Obviously its the same guy but what cracks me up is he does the same thing with that vanlife girl and no one cares about that case so those threads die off.

no one cares about that case

we don't?

it's stories like chris' where i thank god my dad didn't butcher me and my brother in our sleep lmao

fuck that's hot

yooooooooo

kek

This. We simply can't know.

why don’t you thank you dad himself?

Checked, and my thoughts exactly.

bitch is a stay at home mom wtf did she need all these heels for?

0930 hours: in anticipation for her evening with Watts, Kessinger spent forty five minutes searchingGoogle on topics like "how to prepare for anal sex" and "the anal sex guide." This progressed to searchesat "Pornhub" for interracialporn videos and "threesomes with double penetration."[43 - web History: 2942]This wos by no means the only time she souqht out pornogrophic videos vio the internet

1502 hours: Shanann asked what time Watts was leaving for the game. He replied between 1630 and1700 hours[41 - TL: 7582 - 7583]

1634 hours: Watts called a local Papa John's pizza store[41 - TL: 7584]

1759 hours: Shanann asked McKenna, "Hey love, this is Shanann. How are the girls?" McKenna repliedthey are doing great, "CeCe ate 3 slices ol pizza." shanann thanked McKenna for watching the girls andasked if she needs anything, iust ask.142 - rL: 7s2775 - t52785)ln controst, Watts never checked in with McKenno to see how the girls were doing, orwhether McKennd needed onything

1833 hours: Watts searched Google for Lazy Dog on 120th Avenue[41 - TL: 7591 - 7500]

19OO hours: Watts searched Google for restaurants near 120'h Avenue, to include Rusty BucketI4r - rr7506 - 7 6291

he most likely did, that afternoon after eating pizza