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Kino video.

Why didn't they buckle their shoulder straps?

only squares do that
these guys are cool

Why didn't he use functioning brake pads?

these guys are cool

they look it. really cool dudes just drivin'

drivin'

Crashin*

just cruisin' for a bruisin'

Did they died?

gay cruisin' maybe

boomers getting wrecked in their boomer-mobiles will never stop being funny.

I'm not going to pretend to be an expert but couldn't he have put it in neutral and slammed the breaks even if he put in le ebnin racing transmission?

remind me to send you my dentist bill!

This. Stupid fucks obsessed with making something "classic" and not having working safety systems is the epitome of low IQ, selfish thinking. Imagine the car they slammed into had a child in the backseat.

Go test your build out on a fucking track. Fucking losers

He die, he just overheated the brake-lines because lol America can't drive stick.

Does not having air bags make it more cool? I was always told they’re helpful but I’m no expert

answer me, you cocksuckers. To me this seems like the solution. I don't know how to drive a stick shift car but I can drive a 10 speed crash box and if the thing kept accelerating when I pushed the brake I would force it to neutral. Is there a reason these homicidal faggots couldn't put the vehicle in neutral?

Good luck going fast enough to even hurt yourself in whatever fagmobile you drive.

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why would you take a newly built car into regular traffic without testing it in the first place

why didnt they shut off the engine?

Ellen Degeneres cut the brakes. Many such cases.

CRUISIN' DOWN THE STREET IN MY '64

PUMPIN' THE BREAKS, CRASHIN' YO BROAD

(It was indeed a customized 1964 Mercury Comet.)

Meanwhile the EVs boomers shit on have brake pads as a redudant braking system to the primary motor regen. Every system should have redudancy

he had a ratchet shifter, i'm not sure how his worked with neutral
he wanted to downshift it but you can't do that unless you first put it in park, which he did, and probably fucked it
could have cut the engine, but everything was too late then anyway

the car literally didn't have them. Boomers think they ruin the coolness, and they're kinda right, but also lol, it's funny to see them get fucked by it.

My understanding was it was some sort of drag tranny. You couldn't just place it back into neutral. You had to ratchet through the gears like a atv/motorcross deal.

he wore the brakes out

This is why blower surge is retarded

The car did have shoulder straps. They chose to only use the lap belts.

I think he does at least try to slam into neutral but that does nothing to slow your momentum. The brakes were too worn out because he was basically on the brakes the entire time, and the beefy engine was chewing them up.

Boomers think they ruin the coolness

Fuckin idiot.
The coolest thing is strapping into a death machine.

They’re Gen-X

That video where they're laughing it up talking about the crash

Comments are filled with people shitting on them

You can see his arm fold in two the wrong way for like 1 frame

Stupid boomer, shoulda greased up that drag tranny and replaced her pads before riding her

Honestly it was a retarded build. Take a classic car that’s heavy as shit and make it look really beautiful. But also make it a drag car with 1200 hp. But also drive it on the road.

Fuckin idiot.

hey, man, take it up with boomers

How bad were they injured? I don't remember an airbag and it had a metal dash iirc

If he had a higher stall aftermarket torque converter which is like the first upgrade you do to a car after a camshaft, it wouldn’t have made a difference. the car should have not been powering the driveline at idle. these old cars don’t have locking torque converters

you can't just put it in neutral

how is this possible? I understand with a drag racing transmission it goes through the gears progressively, but that means it can't go to neutral? How is that even possible? Like I said I don't know how to drive a normal car where you use the clutch to shift gears but I know how to drive a big ass crash box, neutral is always an option. What is the difference here?

Imagine the car they slammed into had a child in the backseat.

nooooo not the heckin black trans neurodivergent childerino nooooo think of the wholesome 100 kiddies and xer refugee single moms

Wow I kinda don’t give a shit

nah one broke his mouth and I think the other had a separated shoulder but both alive

I know a lot of boomers in the neighborhood who have a classic car and they are always fixing them but never driving them.

they had 3 pointers, specifically for high performance cars. I guess it was just for cool factor

Kek
Sometimes I wonder if these are shitposts or if there really are people this bitter in the world.

none of the replies watched the fucking video. Because of whatever transmission they ran, he had to ride the brakes just to keep le ebin 9 billion horsepower boomer car from going 70 on its own. 15 minutes of that and the brakes were mashed potatoes

they’re retarded. drag transmission have a neutral safety switch which just means you can’t start the car in gear. drag shifters have a reverse lockout which is a mechanical lever you have to depress while moving the shifter. drag shifters just use mechanical notches and gates on the shifter base/plate to keep from shifting up or down when you don’t mean too because they are a linear shift pattern all the way to park. see my post about the torque converter. these brakes were already fried like others have said

lol, not him, but there is something to be said for people that try to always make things worse via hypotheticals

but what if there were kids?!?

but there weren't kids, so why even bring that up?
A crash is a crash, and it sucks. Adding a hypothetical on top doesn't make the actual crash suck any less. Just needless 'what about-sim'

your dumb. That's a totally valid question that shows extra negligence since there could have been children there. A lawyer would jump on that and hunt for any mom minivans in the video to show a jury they could've hit it

NO U

'your' dumb.

You're not as smart as you think you are lol
Regardless, in a court of law sure, but in casual conversation no one gives a shit about hypothetical situations.

it doesnt matter who they were, no one deserves to die because some retarded selfish boomer wants to joyride his 5 ton 1500 hp death machine around a residential street for views for his shitty tv slop

driver sounds perfectly fine after crashing

I didn't know where to go hee hee

passenger: uggg uggghgh ahhhhhh

you're are intelligence is the one lacking

Regardless, in a court of law sure, but in casual conversation no one gives a shit about hypothetical situations.

juries respond to casual conversation

total boomer death

no one deserves to die because some retarded selfish boomer wants to joyride

So true! I’m picking up my next batch of HRT on Monday btw wanna come with?

why not just cover your fucking face and head at that point?

That hypothetical child? Adolf Hitler.

build a shitty "restomod" boomer mobile with a retarded amount of horsepower sitting on shitty street tires and brakes

act surprised when car fails to stop after gunning it like a retard

Why are boomers like this?

Did the guy ever sue for medical costs or anything? In the after video it seemed like they were still good friends even though it was a massive fuck up from the driver

Not sure he would have much ground to stand on when he basically did everything wrong he could and is practically complicit

Guy is such a fucking retarded driver.

There's nowhere to go.... so I better move into the middle lane and smash into this family's car instead of getting into the far right lane and coasting on the shoulder until we can stop