(((They))) will not stop until all your childhood heroes have been emasculated.
(((They))) will not stop until all your childhood heroes have been emasculated
there needs to be something in place that permanently isolates your IP address to Anon Babble as soon as you post there
This game where he punches his way through solid rock is emasculating
Who the fuck's childhood hero was Donkey Kong?
Mine, with megaman and Mario
My hero was DK
You have bigger problems then "them" emasculating fictional characters.
Threads like these must be some kind of AI bots hosted by jeets, right?
How is a funny face emasculating? Zoom zoom
he looks like he's getting plowed in the ass
you need meds
or conversion therapy for your homosexuality
my childhood hero was a video game gorilla
i think you’re the one with the problem here
stop fucking gaslighting faggot
he looks effeminate and submissive
he used to look masculine and aggressive
you're being disingenuous if you claim this isn't a deliberate change
The most fragile guys are the only ones who think a man need to be aggresive 24/7 youre out of the locker rooms anon stop acting like a bullied idiot
Rare DK has always looked worse than Nintendo's. Take a look at how he was in the arcade, the '94 gameboy game, and Game & Watch series, faggot. Besides Rare's DK was silly at times anyway so fuck off you insincere cretin.
this line of thinking is the opposite of what you think you are criticizing
what the fuck does that have to do with the design philosophy of a fictional character retard?
Shiggy has always been jealous of other companies making better games then him.
That's why he hated Super Mario RPG, Donkey Kong Country, and other Rare games.
That's why they are getting rid of the DKC look, for the arcade Donkey Kong.
Youre asking why a character created for kids looks soft or friendly genius
imagine thinking this is comparable in any way to that faggot in OP that looks like he's being anally penetrated
yes? why aren't kidd allowed to have cool shit anymore? why does everything have to be troonified?
It's the same basic design. Paul Newman was silly in his movies. You telling me he wasn't masculine?
Millennials with N64s.
(embarrassing)
every Anon Babble poster is a Anon Babble poster there is 100% overlap
the '94 gameboy game
That was literally the last decent DK game. Before they outsourced it to rare.
Brits cannot make platformers.
everything i don't like is shigeru miyamoto's fault even though he hasn't had a hands on role in a video game since 1996's Mario 64.
lol
i like him
he used to look masculine and aggressive
proceeds to post a picture of the derpiest astigmatism as evidence
the autism on you chuds, i swear, you need a good backhand to set your eyes straight too
It's the same basic design
yea just like shrek huh
You telling me he wasn't masculine?
absolutely not lol. do you know anything about paul newman? he was the biggest insecure faggot in hollywood.
There are people out there will spend all day arguing that Miyamoto didn't make everything, and then turn around and assume every Nintendo decision is his doing.
There are some deranged levels of seethe going on, toward an old Japanese man who is probably just acting as a company mascot and lowkey waiting to retire these days.
This is basically animism. They have animated Miyamoto in their minds as the avatar of Nintendo (but only when they don't like Nintendo).
i've always wanted to throw barrels, i have not had an opportunity to ever do it though
Rare wares donkey Kong was serious and intimidating. His character design peaked in DK64. Nintendo is clearly wanting to take a more silly childish approach with him. The Rare era of Donkey Kong is over.
Newman was a very masculine man. More of a man than you'll ever be.
There is no 'they', schizo.
the location data of culture warriors obsessed with children's media should be shared with all users
I was intimidated when he did the silly dance in the opening of DKC, and his father threw a barrel of dynamite at him
I was super intimidated when they removed him from the second and third games, in favour of Dixie Kong.
I think that says more about you and your dirty mind than it does for anyone else
i genuinely cant tell if they're shitposting or not anymore, considering how easy they reply to bait
are they giving me (yous) to waste my time?
or am i wasting my time replying to them (and farming (yous) from them)?
i can't tell who is jewing who anymore
Erm, but this is the best he's ever looked?
Returns and Tropical Freeze shit all over Rare’s DK games
kek
When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I put the ways of childhood behind me.
Thr fur in dong freeze looked way better
the question is why?
weird homoerotic celebrity worship. he was the original hollywood fake tough guy. also a woman beater.
He didn't play Donkey Kong Country or Diddy Kong Racing
He never hit his wife you dumbass
Donkey Kong isn't in Diddy Kong racing.
Rare wares donkey Kong was serious and intimidating
Rare made cool characters like the Battletoads, so yeah, Donkey Kong is going to look pretty intimidating coming from them
youtu.be
Who's making him now however, is no longer the same minds, so he looks infantile. That's just how Nintendo rolls now with their characters. I guess they figure it makes them more easily accessible to a wider audience? I don't know, but whatever the reason, it is shit
schizo hour…he looks fine
didn't say wife beater though did I? dumb faggot
youtube.com
trailer where DK literally beats the shit out of everything like an anime protagonist
NooooO! His masculinity!!
What is wrong with you people?
Was sonic your childhood hero too? You 100% have autism.
yes? why aren't kidd allowed to have cool shit anymore?
Why do you care so much? You're not a kid and you have no kids.
Eric, meds
He didn't hit women either, but the only woman you shouldn't hit is your wife. You little cunt. Cry more about your gorilla icon being turned into a bottom bitch for big nigger dicks while you rub yourself tonight
How did you go from randomly sucking off an old actor to interracial bestiality fantasies? Why are you like this?
yeah why do I even care that they're trying to demoralize and emasculate young men and turn them into transgender mindslaves lmao dude who cares just bend over and take it lol what's the big deal bro just let them destroy your country xD
Wrong, I’m primarily a Anon Babbleerg and the only vidya board I’ve ever posted on is Anon Babble. Even before Anon Babble existed I only posted on Anon Babble and Anon Babble because Anon Babble always sucked.
You're the one thinking about Donkey Kong getting fucked. Bringing up Paul Newman on the Anon Babble board isn't random either zoomie. He's a pretty well used example of masculinity and he was also known to have a comedic side to him. Sorry you don't know any culture aside from your video games.
supposedly grown up man crying over monkeys in videogames
seeing you mentally ill, subhuman incels malding and seething has been one of the more entertaining things online for the past few years.
doesnt care about bitches on his dick
saves animals from robots
runs fast
sonic is an excellent role model
why are you conflating a man making silly faces with corporations destroying every iconic franchise and ensuring young men have no masculine idols to attach to? it's a broader phenomenon that literally anyone with a brain could notice and you're trying to twist it into me saying that men aren't allowed to be express emotion. for some reason. frankly I'm extremely suspicious of your motivations.
NO!
NOT MY TOYS!
ANYTHING BUT MY TOYS, PLEASE!
Because a man can be silly and still be masculine. Donkey Kong is still an ape going around beating the shit out of everything. He's still solving his problems by punching them. There's not going to be a scene where he's sitting in a classroom and discussing white privilege. No one is trying to destroy masculine icons, anon. You're deranged if you think there's some global plan aimed towards that.
his new design isn't "silly". it's feminized. and mind you everything has to be "silly" now. this is not an isolated case.
Anon Babble really is a shithole
You really think a gorilla wearing overalls and digging dirt with his bare hands while punching anything he comes across is feminized? Your brain is warped.
every Timmy's dream was to throw barrels at Italian plumbers while kidnapping a white girl
I think Donkey Kong doing an ahegao cumslut face is feminized and emasculating yes
He's always loved bananas?
You're messed up man. I mean it sincerely