Literally how?
Literally how?
its been debunked
i've been a street cyclist for 20+ years. that's AI.
a street cyclist
as opposed to, genius?
mountain bikes
an indoor cyclist, retard?
That exists, but I don't think people like drive their bike to an indoor track unless they are training for a race or something.
How can he coast by stepping on the pedal when coasting would cause the pedals to turn???
Is that bred putt?
do you think being a cyclist means you must constantly be on a bike?
That's not how bicycles work
t. training wheelist
BRADUU PITTU NOO HOW YOU DO
I don't really take your point. If you self-identify as a cyclist I assume you cycle often.
the chad glide vs the virgin cycle
Holding the pedal down doesnt stop the wheels spinning on most bikes, there's a freewheel mechanism that would make the pedals stay still even if you were going downhill with both feet off the pedals
not so fast
A fixed gear bike would have to have the pedals moving, but no one rides those because they are stupid and dangerous.
Academic cyclist, I only study cycling in theory
MY TYERS KNEAD AYER!!
he mogs braddu pittu
fucking kek
this confuses and angers the Amerifat
how old is this picture? I feel like he's a lot older nowadays
Literally how?
This thread kills me. I biked to work for the first 4 years I worked and yeah especially when you get off work and you're almost home you do that maneuver to pop off in style
Post images that effortlessly saved Anon Babble.
Gotta love that brief period where he was exercising with his latin son. What a redemption
For years I saw this image and thought the space between the lid and cup was just the clear cup and it was just an image of his coffee shaking around
captcha mmhmm
jonah hungry
Literally how?
the jews give you this power after you sacrifice 5 children
That's the edit post the one with the real amount of subs he was getting
Imagine grtting tattoos to cope that you're fat
there's literally nothing wrong with this image. Subway's portions nowadays are so laughably small and calorie deficient that you need two footlongs to actually be full from eating that processed slop
One will defend you, the rest will try to kill you. Which Jonah do you pick?
Screw your freedoms!
I literally eat a 6 inch for a full meal you fat. Unless you're a body builder in which case you're bulking. Course I'm monk like in my food consumption, 2 meals a day max and I usually don't eat the first 6 hours I'm awake
Imagine hating your knees so much that you want nothing more than to absolutely destroy them and grind the cartilage to the bone as efficiently as possible. Now you're thinking like a fixed gear bicycle enthusiast
does jonah have a body built by ozempic yet or does his pride not allow him to do so?
me in the background wearing a blue shirt twice
I've been trying to recreate this photo for decades.
nothing wrong with fixed gear bikes if you live in a flat area
Why do white people ride bikes as a hobby? It's a mode of transportation, not a game.
are you walking to me? are YOU walkin to ME?
just ride your bike like this bro ….ACK
Yeah. Don’t try and show off on your bike
when you master the world, everything is a hobby
lmao 6 inch is not a full meal. You must be relatively short if that's the case.
The image singlehandedly ended the Emma Wars.
From left to right:
1: Engaged guy, both him and his fiancée are empty headed pushovers. May have a young kid with fiancée. Non-threatening NPC.
2: Hasn't had a gf since high school. Has 2 cats besides the dog, called Sgt. Cuddlepuff and Mr. Jiggles. Thinks "epic bacon" humor is hilarious. Watches children's cartoons.
3: Fragile masculinity. Big on Trump. Larps as christian but doesn't really believe it. Tries to act tough but always backs down in the end, avoiding a head-on confrontation.
4. Socially awkward 20 year old. Watches anime. Safe edgy, will make jokes about race but still post black lives matter instagram stories and "knows where the line is". Mumbles when he speaks.
5: Associate of the mafia. Can be dangerous to fuck with because of it, but the mob thinks he's a fat retard and doesn't take him seriously. Very jewish.
6: Avoidant guy. Quiet. Tried stand-up comedy once, bombed, then did it never again. Hates his conservative dad. Smokes weed.
7: No bullshit type of guy. Short temper. Has hit a woman at least once. Worked as a bouncer for a while. Might have a gun.
8: Total dipshit. Frat boy. Has a rich dad. Does coke once in a while. Best friend is a wannabe rapper.
9: Snarky faggot. Host of a "dirtbag leftist" podcast that gets 1,020 views. Wife is an aging slut. Has a 11 year old son with a previous girlfriend.
10: Moderately wealthy young guy. Takes pills. Takes more pills with whores. Mom cares about him. Might be depressive.
bro, you fat as fuck if you eat 2 footlongs per meal
I'm 5,10 but eating seldom is a trained discipline.
I dont know if this is another "lets all pretend to be retarded" meme thread, but he's coasting, and preparing to dismount the bike at a light jog, likely somewhere to his left. Used to do it all the time as a kid.
How dare you
shock absorbers
have fun with your extra weight
disc brakes
have fun when that shit craps out on you
rim brakes are the best
fat strumpet
Enjoyed your effort post
My mom recently tried to do it, and she ended up like that. She recovered quickly, and now she broke her arm lmao.
chad brake system
chad handle bar positioning for best posture while cruising the town
fuck I would put 5 babies in her
used to do that shit all the time on my bmx
Rad Pitt
In your imagination
sure, I often have two burgers or sandwiches. The thing is you see that image and you know that's his 4th out of 9 meals on that day. You wouln't think twice if braddu pittu was walking around with 2 footlongs. Maybe one is for a friend he's meeting. Maybe he didn't have time for breakfast so he's having a big lunch. The fat guy's curse is you always assume he's topping off a full tank whenver he eats anything and you're right
FAG!
penguin jonah would demolish all those twinks
Good post
Some people are just capable of superhuman feats.
Except the thing wrong with it is that you live in a flat area. Enjoy your doomsday tier tornadoes in that case
Just be fucking Brad Pitt, that's all you need to do that
That's really easy to do
I gave money to Brad Pitt at a hospital in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for a wish or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my giving, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to meet him up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Book cyclist, duh.
this is crazy
this dropped before ai was invented
gear cyclist
I hate how when you're fat people act like you never eat fruit or salad, and will tell you to eat a salad like people who eat salad and are skinny only ever exclusively eat salad. Cunt, I eat a lot of meat and carbs, that's why I'm fat. I still eat my fruit and veggies!!
You shouldn't actually eat salad, it's bad for you. Just eat meat and stop being fat.
because were not poor so we can have hobbies besides smoking newports and eating popeyes chicken
I'm only slightly tubby because of my aristocratic lineage and because I drink beer. I'm actually a unit because I lift weights. Besides, I like salad and fruit,so I will keep eating it, Anon Babblefag.
Sure thing, fatty.
Meanwhile blacks also ride bikes, but only from the place they stole it, and only to the nearest pawn shop.
clipless faggots COULD NEVER
AI is too dumb for this lmaoooo
Anyone have pics of the Frankie Muniz cucking Jonah saga
The Jews must not be a fan of Jonah. He’s like the guy who gets bullied out of the in group. Like he probably gets made fun of by his Jewish brethren as a way to relate to their star goyim.