Beautiful

beautiful

talented

sexy

yet she's never starred in a single good movie

Is she cursed?

millennials weren't ready for muscle mommy/wheyfu types. she insisted upon maintaining her health and exercise habit even if it meant losing out on jobs. it's why she was forced into a weird action movie niche despite the fact that she was never that type of actress.

I thought the 2010 A-Team remake was good campy fun even if critics mostly despised it

i agree. i have no idea why it wasn't more well received given the utter trash that's often praised by critics

she was in powder blue. i'm sure that must have been a good movie.

Her ass is unironically too fat

As an A-team TV series fan it was the worst trash ive seen in 20 years

the movie wasn't meant for you, boomer.

You are unironically gay.

This is actually a pretty funny movie. Mostly because of Jake Gyllenhaal and James Marsden but she's ok in it too.

She was good as seabiscuit

I really think she never understood she had to exchange sex for roles

old

ugly

hag

she cursed?

Yup. Cursed with those horse teeth

it's not mine

She and Jake quit this movie

For the camera, I guess

Doesn't really matter cause they're in it and it was released.

it was released.

director fought for it for a while, but when he couldn't, he took his name off it.

So?

Unfortunately she lives in America which has directors who hate pussy and she as a producer never looks for something big to star

Stealth is a good movie.

Kevin Feige would be forgiven for his sins with Marvel if he had cast her as Sue Storm

Lmao. No. It was goofy as fuck.
But Jessica looked sexy in the uniform.

No. It was good.

It was crap. A talking plane? Gimme a break

after years of it being shelved producers sold what they had as a movie

Based take

Very good even.

And? It's funny. Jake is great in it.

That would be her natural state if it were up to me

It’s sad too because she’s the correct kind of muscle mommy/wheyfu in that she still has an overall feminine body and a very pretty face and isn’t some dyke-looking pseudo-tranny thing like the ones they try to push now.

very pretty face

lol

Gay.

She has a very long and horsey looking face.
Great body though, I'll give her that.

there is no fat in her ass

So hideous.

Posts something from 20 years ago.
K

so wrong

But what about her long horsey face? Shouldn't that gross you out regardless?

She's married to that stronze Justin Timberlake

I would die of dehydration due to the successive loads I poured into her during reverse cowgirl

weird, because she has been full naked in her supposedly serious things

I respect your preferences but please don't lie about /our/ biel
Her body is a religion and I wonder who wrote that script

He gets to nut inside her as much as he wants and you nut into Kleenex. Who's the real stronze?

He gets to nut inside her as much as he wants

you have a grave lack of knowledge to how marriage works

Just because your wife hates you doesn't mean everyone else is a sexless loser lmao.

Did she have any babies

She can still play a mature Rogue who trains young mutant (boys)

I don't like what you're insinuating

from her marriage to Butler

muscle mommy/wheyfu

FUCK OFF
THEY'RE JUST HOT BABES THAT HAPPEN TO BE FIT
ANY "MUH MOMMY" SHIT CAN GO DIE IN A FIRE

She should have moved to Europe

Even dating him earned her the hatred of the stupidest fandom in the world.

The Illusionist

It's good and she's fine alongside Edward Norton no less. I also liked the Total Recall reboot with Biel.

She was a C character in that movie

I like
- I'll Be Home for Christmas
- Summer Catch
- Rules of Attraction
- London
- TCM
- Easy Virtue
- The Illuisionist
- The Truth About Emanuel

Amen. As a life-long buff girl enjoyer the “mommy” shit is weird.

“mommy” shit is weird.

Yes, it was vaguely funny at first when people were kidding but now its actual incest freaks

People need to get off pornhub

correct

It is a fucking crime that she has never down actual nude scenes
I mean, what the hell

Jessica Biel will never give you a key through a french kiss.

That happened because she was treated very badly for showing her boobies at 18

It wasn't an illusion, it was pure muscle.

This is a lie
...right

I think TCM 2003 and Easy Virtue are the only movies she really lead

that's way too much ass for a white woman in the late 19th century.

No. She showed a bit of side boob and some butt for some risqué magazine shoot in the early 2000s after seventh heaven iirc

what's a lie?

What did you expect? That she'd still be a student?

She is a huge cunt.

Pierce Brosnan

You will never get her!

what about 21th century

dios mio.

Interesting

Id post more but jannies get buttblasted from any nips

I don't want to take her seriously as an actress in some drama thing or whatever. That's not what she is made for.

I think we've talked about this before, but winning a Young Artist Award gave her high expectations about her acting

Interesting

it worked against us, that's why she overthinks about doing nudes

Her shoulders are too broad to be a bimbo and her acting is not good enough to be a serious actress.

209801445

beautiful

1st problem

talented

2nd problem

sexy

3th problem
especially these days

I've got a feeling she was never willing to do full-frontal or the casting-couch shit. I get the same feeling from Morena Baccrain. Old fucks would know her from "Serenity". Young guys would have seen her in "Deadpool".

Her shoulders are too broad

not true
these are broad shoulders on a woman

her acting is not good enough to be a serious actress.

I doubt she was asking for Streep's roles.

or the casting-couch

I think she didn't understand the concept of it

post the safe ones

This scene ruined her career, she would be known as the big butt girl from then on.

the big butt girl is assking for a role, sir

i figured the scene where she's a drunk college girl that gets gangbanged by the football team was the one that sunk her.

more proof

pretty sure she is the one fucking Justin Timberlake

gets gangbanged by the football team

You're assuming things, anon. I doubt those guys would have abused a drunk girl after that door closed. They were probably just playing games.

Is she really not action star material or was she simply never given a proper chance? In all of her action film roles she plays second or third string to the lead. Other women smaller than her have been leads in action movies that were well received.

Why?

Justin would never allow it.

She trains them and drains them

do hwite people really dance like this?

I think she doesn't love action genre, look at the things she produces, they are murder genre

producers didn't pay

She did those magazine shoots WHILE working on 7th Heaven as an attempt to get fired because she wanted out of her contract.

Wtf are you talking about? Baccarin gets naked every chance she gets

drains them

I assume you're talking about Rogue's powers.

You can't really compare the two. She went through some intense training for Blade 3 as a way to launch her action star career and it seems like she's never stopped training. Meanwhile producing (for women especially) is used as an easy double paycheck. She options books and podcasts for filming and casts herself in a role that they film in about a month.

Stop spamming this horseface you obsessed freak

You know which role she cried about losing because she failed miserably? Voicing a character from Frozen.

Since when? I know she showed her boobs once

Not sure what you're point is here. Losing out on Disney money would probably make a lot of people cry. I'm guessing she couldn't sing?

My point is action genre is not her favorite
she sings very well and she can dance too
youtube.com/watch?v=VJ-CmpQOv5o
But I guess she can't overshadow her husband.

that's way too much ass for a white woman in the 30s.

How about the military?

Mentioning some animated feature doesn't make your argument at all. If she wasn't into action she never would have done so many action movies.

she can't be sneaky while the claps of her pristine cheeks are reverberating through that valley.

she never would have done so many action movies.

NTA but she played 3 action roles in her career: Blade, Stealth and Total Recall. that's it. in A Team she doesn't have any action scenes. and in Stealth she doesn't actually have any fight scenes, at most running around with a gun in her hand.

Comrade, why are those two little rocks moving?

Blade, Stealth and Total Recall. that's it. in A Team she doesn't have any action scenes.

this, we can't count Next either

she has donkey face. that's why her career never took off

do you mean she is an ass?

Everyone loves to see her leave, that's why they don't hire her

earthquakes?

top 5 legs along with Biel

stupid

gay

fag

last one, did you know she was cast as a WW, but nothing further happened and she quit after a year? Maybe that's why she didn't want to act in action movies.

don't give him yous, we know he is a liar

Coincidentally, i'm of the same opinion on Cate Blanchett.

so you loved her last flop

Is this the right attire for a lieutenant?

Jesus Christ, literally perfect.

She wasn't even the hottest sister on 7th heaven

march 2000

everything's just a fucking blur since then

keep calm pedo

Why was the law that forbade her from wearing clothes never passed?

based, i jerked off to her pics for like all of middle school and i was obsessed with her from 7th heaven as a kid KEK

at least 80% American tribe DNA

mixed African American

There are phone scamming pajeets whiter than this bitch.

And what they did was relegate her character and kick her out until they felt like it.

Elle

Her kids are mixed. Suck it , boomer.

pale as snow

really?

Is this the right attire for a Navy pilot ?

women in the navy don't look like this btw. air force maybe.

compare her face to a pure aryan like pic related. she's mixed with mud.

I just copied it from movie data

this Amerind monkey is considered white

What went wrong?

your mother gave birth

whatever makes you happy

She has been in the asspecial forces

You're regurgitated my previous point back to me.

You can look this up on aznude. It's more than 1.

her eyes are mongoloid spaced

No idea what anyone sees in this monkey.

she demoralizes women

no i mean she has the face of a donkey or what they call a horseface would be the right word here.

quite the body she has. too bad about the face though

hot take: I like attractive women in bikinis

Oh wow someone downvote this guy!

trying this hard to get yous

9th grade

battle of the Jessica’s (Biel v Alba)

all my friends picked Alba and I was the only one that picked Biel

got made fun of and called gay

I stand by my choice. FUCK YOU TYLER

TYLER wears dresses now

listing her thot roles now
-Summer Catch
-Rules of Attraction
-L O N D O N
-Chuck and Larry
-Easy Virtue
-ElizabethTown
-The Sinner

He's not a chink, so normal women are attractive to him.

No, it really isn't. In fact, it's probably a little too little, from how sedentary they were back then.

Your friends had better taste than you.
Alba is streets ahead of this horse face.

streets ahead of her being a whore

you mean

>yet she's never starred in a single good movie

Y’all seriously never saw Ulee’s Gold?

All Hollywood actresses are whores.
At least Alba doesn't look like a horse

Of course not, she looks like a mexican pro-wrestler, get out of here

If you say so. But still beats looking like Mr. Ed

Ulee’s Gold

nice movie, they make honey

she looks like a pepe

powder blue

too lewd

or was she simply never given a proper chance? In all of her action film roles she plays second or third string to the lead.

you are correct and looks like she is going to be a sidekick again

Texas chainsaw massacre

that MatchBox movie is going to be step backwards to the little advance she's made with her dramas. Maybe if it weren't with Cena but with Senna.

I will kill you, you raging homosexual

Is this the right attire for a mother of five

Unreal

When hubby makes more than you do, yes.

Texas chainsaw massacre

too lewd

The Sinner was good.

What if it was before marriage?

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. The prequel with Jordana Brewster is good too. The Zoomer one they released is fucking ass shit.

it was someone's job to spray that fake sweat grease onto her and then rub her down

what about 70's

The Sinner was good.

Even her younger sister uses her as a sex toy

it was

>beautiful

lol no

>talented

lol no

>sexy

lol no

>yet she's never starred in a single good movie

yeah because she's a shitty actress

Did that person have to lick it afterward?

Based.

Is this the right attire for a lawyer?

She can't act

She looks like she has a stinky butt.

I doubt yours smells like flowers

she has that equine look about herself

terrible actress

weird face and mouth

charisma of a wet noodle

yeah. a total mystery

Candy was confy, it could have been a series about nothing, releasing episodes every week, and I would have kept watching it.

She was never a very good actress. Just a hot one who had terrible taste when it came to picking scripts.

I always said she had a weird face but a fantastic body.
Face of a Norse horse but the body of a Greek goddess

>yet she's never starred in a single good movie

She was in Blade Trinity so this point is retarded.

I liked her in Cellular

and that was the worst one in the trilogy

Blade Trinity

too cute

Just a hot one who had terrible taste when it came to picking scripts.

...and husbands.

did you watch Hitchcock?

or wears a bikini

that's her trademark

?

Whats her best work?

she loves to be a joke

|

be a work of art

The Sinner

she honestly the most beautiful woman, can't get over it

Based PR thread

I agree

Biel's posting has always been based

She's literally like 10km from me right now shooting a movie in my little shithole with John Cena kek

shit, reply was for

Yes but this thread is the most obvious shilling yet

I actually took a girl on a date to see the new A-Team and we ended up fucking for a while. In hindsight it probably wasn't the best movie for a date at the time but whatever, I was 18.

That is her hips being wide you low t homo

the most obvious shilling yet

Her new series is coming out in May

no one has mentioned it yet.

nope

Half the thread is about her career as a producer and you just mentioned it.

inb4 I made you

No I didn't

I think she's very beautiful but i understand what you are seeing. She has mutt facial features. Her ancestors must have fucked some indians in the past.

her ancestors fucked some horses in the past
FTFY

not that anon but something Biel doesn't have is wide hips, nor narrow ones as another anon says, just normal size hips

I always thought she looked like berier from remember the titans. Also known as deaf guy from saving private ryan. Not bad, just classic Amerimutt phenotype.

Forgot pic

lel.
it does look like Biel with a buzzcut

Biel with it fag