/wlg/ - The White Lotus General

Prayers to Brahma Edition

Previously

You can really tell the Piper actress is 30 years old and not a 21 year old college girl.

everybody pray for Rick and Chelsea, they need it

actress is infinitely hotter outside of character

Why do shows do this?

Man what a terrible episode I wish I was hyped for the finale but I'm more disappointed than anything else right now

I hate Pornguy, all my homies hate Pornguy

I was so excited for this last episode, specifically the party scene but it was a huge let down. I feel like so many character storylines have been spinning their tires the entire season, and that’s through 7 fucking episodes. Does Mike White need to have 6 episodes instead?

The dad, for example. We found out he was in deep shit in episode one and he’s just been getting trashed and wanting to die in every episode

IMAGINE plapping Belinda with those chocolate milk jugs FLOPPING around grabbing her afro curls smacking the FUCK out of her thick black ass as she moans and screams
Pornchai is so lucky..

wakes up with him nuzzled in her pillowy chest

God GOD
GOD
GOD
GOD
GOD
GOD

that guy has a diddler face

one or both is getting shot for the shit he pulled in Bangkok. Jim's the kinda man to let accept his own beatdown, but they lied to his wife and that's grounds for immediate assassination (the happy embrace promo is the moment right before the bullet kills bunny)

The show always builds up the atmosphere that something wild is going to happen but it never really goes there. S2 was a step in the right direction but both seasons deaths have been comedic and not very shocking, so I wouldn't get my hopes up

First time watching the show and honestly, it just feels like a glorified soap opera. Half the time I'm day dreaming about Mook's ass on my face

Rick or Chelsea are 100% the main death. Rest(if any) will be russians/hotel security or staff

Came here for Coon tittes

Not one post about em

fucking fags

be the change you want to see in the world

I thought people said men age better? He's walled hard

Calling it now, it's a shootout between Gaitok and the Russian guys

giv lochy bußy

Found it

Best girl

Is there any chance none of the main guests die? I want them all to have happy endings :(

the guy's the very definition of nothing special, toned body or no

It's a literal soap opera so you aren't far off. Also that chick is staggeringly mid even with all the plastic surgery

yeah that's pretty obvious

I think the other shooting is Jim and his men coming for Rick

Prayer circle for Chelsea

You know who is absolutely walled? Scott Glenn.

posting Chelsea for good luck

There was no midseason kino paradigm shift moments like pic related and Aubrey Plaza/Theo James in the hotel that completely changed the power dynamics in season 3 hence the nothing happens memes

the gay incest 100% changed the power dynamics of the Ratliff boys

saxon just fucks off and randomly joins Greg and Teef’s plot

God please take pam instead

I don't think he actually does

while also convincing his dad to mercy kill him
poor saxy

best girl in the history of the universe

dad offers you a pinkberry suicide smoothie and calls you a faggot if you don't drink it all

What do

There are lots of 21 yr old college girls that look 30 like her though so it works out

We got so much primo pitcore from her in episode 1 only for them to never be seen again. Absolutely devilish work from one mister michael white

Prequel showing Archad’s rise to power soon

She's so expressive

Da ya wanna find eeouwt?

Mook was made for (my) BWC

Mook revealing to gaitok she has a Vietnamese chad boyfriend

Best character ever to be featured on the show period. By a landslide

do people really swallow pills like the way Tim does?
just swallow it bro

Yes.
Source: been there, done that, good times

6 days until the finale, give me your hottest take.

My hot taken is that Ricks storyline is by far the worst Anon Babble is only invested because it's a character they self insert into

milf kino

I want Tim to have a happy ending so bad bros, it pains me to watch him go through so much anxiety even though he entirely deserves his situation

Chelsea

best girl

Greg is a cuck

Rick's going to get her killed for real this time

Slag

coon mogging hard

Jaclyn is right about Laurie. She's just a bitter old hag upset with her life and she has no one to blame for herself.

Jaclyn is projecting. She's not exactly happily married if she casually cheats on her husband just to dab on her friend.

kill jaclyn

fuck laurie

marry kate (and ashley)

the whole point is that they're nothing special but have inflated egos

in a previous thread people mentioned that in season 2 ethan and daphne had sex. I dont remember the show implying that so I looked at the wiki entry for the episode and it also mentioned that at the end the whoors celebrate their successful grift with their pimp who her turns out to be a hotel employee

but that wasnt how I interpreted it either, even if the dude does work at a hotel that doesnt mean he wasnt their pimp, working at a hotel would be a good job for a pimp because he would get a continuous supply of customers

so did ethan and daphne actually have sex? (ethan fucks harper right after he comes back right?)
was the 50k the whoor ask for really just a gigantic con? (the pimp could have been smiling at them because they just got a huge payday that he gets a cut from)

sex havers

Lochy
Saxon
Rick
Teefu
Chloe
Jaclyn
Laurie
Valentin
Aleksei
Belinda
Pornchai
Frank
Jim
Sritala

non sex-havers

Kate
Piper
Tim
Victoria
Greg
Gaitok
Mook
Zion
Vlad
Fabian

Jim

Sritala

kek

Alessio was never their pimp, he was a friend in on the con, you can see how nice he was to the girls at the end. When it's just mia and lucia scheming she never mentions owing money to a pimp, she's doing everything on her own volition to open her clothing store

Season 4 feat niggas in Paris confirmed?!

my interpretation is that Harper and Cam never had sex, they just heavily flirted in front of each other and humiliated their spouses

Ethan and Daphne had sex, but it was fleeting and meaningless. A pity fuck because Daphne feels bad and knows Cam cheats on her a ton

Yeah they banged, and the dude was just some friend trying to get with her. She was an occasional whore, wouldnt need a pimp.

No way, there was definitely an embrace and some making out/heavy petting at the very least.

teefs

Stope coping, it happened exactly like ethan imagined it.

I figured the whole point was that Harper/Cam had emotionally cheated, and physical cheating wasn't really necessary. Cam knew he "got" Harper and that was all he needed

While Ethan and Daphne is simply a case of Daphne knowing Cam does this shit all the time, and sees Ethan as a kindred spirit. So they physically cheat with each other, but it means nothing. They're still the "betas" of their respective couples

what the fuck kind of name is pornchai

How pozzed is this show?

Cam knew he "got" Harper and that was all he needed

Really? Did his entire character really fly that far over your head? lol

he's a vain prettyboy scumbag that gets off on the power trip
he was the same shitty douche to ethan back in the day, and now that ethan has a hot wife he feels the need to make ethan's wife catch feelings for him
sexually speaking, the whore scene said it all, he can get pussy but the thrill is alphadogging ethan

what did the character mean to you?

"Porn___" names are extremely common in Thailand. Not to include one would be implausible for the sake of western speakers

not at all

has a morally good black character, so sorry its maximum pozzed completely unwatchable

For how overwhelmingly gay it is, it's actually not at all. It's hyper critical of pretty much everyone equally, nobody comes out the other side unscathed or looking like any sort of hero remotely.

nobody comes out the other side unscathed or looking like any sort of hero remotely.

except

The point is that Ethan accused Cameron of memetic desire when he experienced it as well. He started desiring his own wife after he realized Cameron did

Tim will Jonestown his entire family with fresh squeezed Suicide Fruit after telling them the truth.

Let's face it she either dies or swaps rick for saxon as her new "I can fix him" project

It's weird that this season doesn't have the hotel manager character like 1 and 2 did. I mean I guess it's Sritala or w/e but she's barely in the show.

You have to be braindead to believe what the trailer is telegraphing

yeah but that's ethan's story
ethan was jerking off to porn while cam was flirting with/fucking real-life women
harper was unfulfilled from ethan while daphne accepted her "he's just gonna cheat when he wants to" position as the stand-by-your-man wife

one episode left, tons of plotlines to wrap up, and you think they're gonna squeeze

rick dies

or somehow loses chelsea

chelsea realizes she's in love with saxon

happily ever after

that shit's dumber than the piper is the shooter theory

Frank and Rick's meeting with Sritala and her husband was so goddamn stupid I kinda lost all excitement for the finale.

She does seem to have a good heart from what we know but she's still shown to be insanely gullible, naive, and ditzy as shit. She pretty much follows Rick like a lost puppy and yeah it puts her leagues ahead many of the other characters as far as morality but nobody is shown to be perfect in this show

There's a lot you can imply without massive development. Like Portia resorting to Albie as a backup after fucking around with the bad boy was done in less than a minute.

Watch u be wrong

but she's still shown to be insanely gullible, naive, and ditzy as shit

if rick cheated on her in bangkok you'd have a point
she stayed loyal to him, he stayed loyal to her
"ditzy" also isn't fair, she's incredibly astute but she's just very blunt especially when it comes to saxon

Theyve been showing Tim considering suicide and murder suicide for half the season to the point there's visions of it, now pam tells him about the suicide tree and wishes him one good final day. if you genuinely think its gonna happen I'm sorry to say you have zero m e d i a l i t e r a c y

I'm sad to make this one, but the bodyguards or the Russians are giving Chelsea a bullet and it'll be all Rick's fault

I miss armond so much it’s unreal

the bodyguards or the Russians

It's gonna be Gaitok

Frank hitting it off with her and watching her old movies was fun, but it was so ridiculous how Rick has been haunted by this for decades and yet he doesn’t bother to plan this confrontation out at all

Why did they ruin Rick and Chelsea, they were my favorite couple :(

Nah I don't think they'd shit all over him more than they already have. The bodyguards are dumb meatheads and the Russians are Russian, so either of those groups would be more appropriate to accidentally shoot Chelsea while trying to shoot each other

if you genuinely think its gonna happen I'm sorry to say you have zero m e d i a l i t e r a c y

Well, I never been so insulted in my life!

how did they change it? everything is essentially the same

Leaked image from episode 8
Don't click if you want to stay unspoiled

Okay, I just watched EP 7. Why are people acting so stupid?

Rick and Sam Rockwell go to Sritala's to possibly commit a murder but they don't have an escape plan and they haven't even got their backstories straight? They didn' bother learning about Sritala's movies or making up their own fake movies for their "characters"? And to top it all off, they tip off the security themselves?

Also, why does Saxon always keep bringing his parents to the parties he's invited to? It was bad enough with the boat but now he brings them to the guy who wants to meet him because he fucked his wife and who knows his brother gave him a handjob?

Also Belinda's son is so chill about her meeting up with a murderer. Not only that, he is actively pushing her to do so for no reason.

This is getting cartoonish. Also, I know that it's supposed to buildup but building up implies rising. This entire season has been a flat line for the most part. Maybe the last episode will have 90% of the plot but man, that's a terrible way to structure a season.

was teef weirded out by saxon or was she scared that she felt something for him in that moment?

I'ma huge fan of show and desperately want to defend it but I'm with you, the writing was off. It was by far the worst episode in all 3 seasons

mike white is showing his hackiness this season

Is it common for this general to have the exact same retard make the exact same post in every thread?

Rick and Sam Rockwell go to Sritala's to possibly commit a murder but they don't have an escape plan and they haven't even got their backstories straight? They didn' bother learning about Sritala's movies or making up their own fake movies for their "characters"? And to top it all off, they tip off the security themselves?

Sam was doing a favor for Rick, if anything Rick underprepared because he was so focused on revenge. Rick didn't have a plan beyond "kill Jim"

Also, why does Saxon always keep bringing his parents to the parties he's invited to? It was bad enough with the boat but now he brings them to the guy who wants to meet him because he fucked his wife and who knows his brother gave him a handjob?

If he went alone, there's the possibility Greg kills him. Bringing his parents is a safety net as Greg would have to kill all three of them

Also Belinda's son is so chill about her meeting up with a murderer. Not only that, he is actively pushing her to do so for no reason.

The plot required Belinda to attend the party and hear Greg's offer

They’ve been separated for half the season and I’m pretty sure Rick is gonna die, I was really hoping they would have a happy ending

Im not super impressed by this complaint.
rick doesnt tell rockwell to impersonate a director until theyre on the boat to sritalas house so he doesnt really have time to prepare
rick also tells him that hes not going to bring the gun but sneaks it in anyway
so really whats the case? rick is obviously winging it, he didnt know what he was going to do, he admitted that to teefu

and the two of them are clearly something akin to gun/drug runners, so based on that experience and his sexual past along with his new buddhist zen, rockwell probably feels pretty comfortable winging it with rick

weirded out. she thinks hes soulless and thought he was actually trying to learn something new but when he put his hands on hers she realized its really just another way hes trying to nail her. and really hes only trying to nail her because she doesnt want to nail him, its an ego trip for him. so she just decided "oh okay session byyyeee"

doesn't matter. she's not complaining, and she's not blaming other people. she takes responsibility for her own stuff, how adults should.

I’m pretty sure Rick is gonna die

that's paranoia, not real. they've been separated because now the reunion will be more impactful. that's a basic trope for a love story.

youtube.com/watch?v=nn5j6eeZUjs

I know it’s rude to say but I want to cum in her face.

She’s half Swiss

she invites you to sex, but the catch is that her bald husband will be watching you the entire time and will take over once you finish. what do?

It feels real and non preachy from any side. When the Hollywood actress finds out her friend voted for Trump, she is horrified, but neither are vilified. Also the show doesn't sanitize and romanticize homosexuality. It's not afraid to portray some as shady perverts.

I sexo

#teampatrick ww@? Surviving the massacre and finding a purpose, yeah!

the old man comes back with his guards to find rick because he wants to talk
the russians are there because laurie took what they stole from the store and shes going to nark them out

something happens randomly that makes someone fire their gun, a firefight ensues. gaitok is stuck in the middle and uses the gun to show he does have killer instincts when mook is in danger

tim is either going to make the suicide shake in his thoughts or if he does it in real life he realizes that its a retarded idea when someone almost drinks it and throws it out

fabian is straight, the pattern of the managers being gay means two jokes: you expect him to be gay to continue the pattern, or hes not gay and shame on you for thinking the pattern would continue
if its the latter its funny in another way because hes obviously the most ineffectual of the 3 managers

I kind of like the idea that rockwell dies, as someone posted before, the people that die do cocaine (mike white, white lotus, white powder)
the main characters that die are all kind of accidents
armound sneaks around the room and the jock kills him (but hes shocked he stabbed armound)
tanya dies because she hits her head while fleeing after being safe

so rockwell is at the hotel and gets shot in the middle while not really doing anything and it shows rick needs to be more like what teefu thinks?

Yea it’s really weird and makes the season different. Pam is completely gone, and that gay dude just pops in and out, who cares about him

this was the best case scenario for him to get his dick wet and he blew it. he never showed any morals about anything, why was he so prickly about Greg watching?

What about all the tsunami imagery in the earlier seasons tho

*earlier episodes

what do you mean? that the tsunami means lots of (certain) people die?

it could also link back to what the monk said about death: life being droplets of water that fall back into the ocean to be complete again at death
victoria has that dream but that could be because she sees herself as that droplet of water and the tsunami as the ocean, shes not falling back into it, its taking her
that could mean she dies, or something happens to her family.
but that could mean different things. the family house was on the ocean so maybe the entire family is at risk sure
but I dont think its a coincidence that she no longer has access to her drugs and when she was at gregs party she was much more engaged than previously. as if the tsunami represents her having to deal with reality or something

Gaitok is not destined to die, but he's gonna blew it with Mook. she actually respected him for being principled, that's why she hasn't left yet.
when he rushes to the shootout, gun in hand, even though he doesn't believe in violence, just to impress her, she's gonna be disillusioned and drop him for good. another instance of Mike White hammering the point that women don't always mean what they say, and you're better off being your authentic self.

No White Lotus thread is complete without Mook's skinny Thai ass that rightfully belongs on my face.

Totally not just watching it for the porn btw
No this coomer jerk off show is high art because.. Because it makes your dick twitch

I am low key super jealous of quinn.
as I get older its harder and harder to hang out regularly with my best friends because everyones busier.
weve been going bowling because its something thats local, has a game element, and we get to sit around talking and drinking

imagine hanging with your bros for like 2 hours in the morning just paddling around paradise and getting jacked

blackpink stans posting the same dumb photo in every thread

we get it, she's a pop star and wears sexy outfits

God I wish I were white so I could have a sister like this.

Righteous Gemstones was weak this week too.

I've wanted to see the Fringe girl's tits since I first saw her. I thought we got spoiled last week when she took her wet tits out, seeing them bounce closer up and her butt pushed me over the edge.

I can't even bring myself to watch Gemstones this season, it's just so mid

The Pitt is pretty good though, only one character I despise

I'm white and my sister is the biggest cunt I have ever met.

Because he's feeling insecure about doing gay shit with his bro you mong. The last thing he wants to do is bring another guy into the picture right now even if he promises to only watch. He wants to prove he's straight as hell.

what’s his problem?

poor lochy just wants to go to buddhist summer camp with big sister but she's all "no this is my thing p.s. you're embarrassing me in front of the other buddhists but not eating your food"

oh, right. that's also why he's getting more desperate with Chelsea, even though each time she rejects him, it's worse than the last time.
I'm starting to think he's not gonna make it after all, he'll basically force Tim to suicide him.

First ep of Gemstones was kino but the season has nothing interesting at all so far. Used to be that everyone had something to do and at least a few of the threads paid off.
I just remembered Common Side Effects finale was underwhelming as well. What a shitty Sunday.
I will check out The Pitt, thanks. Need some kino to fill the void.

she could fix him

He just wants to program the computer and have an orgy with his brother and sister, is that too much to ask?

lack of empathy, pure and simple. even those who claim he's not evil and he was just trying to help Saxon get what he wanted are simply reaffirming that he lacks the capacity to understand other people's feelings. same with the sister, he confuses endearment with sexual desire.

he's worse than Saxon.

I think tim will back out at the last second and not murder or suicide anyone. I don’t think chelsea and saxon live happily ever after or anything but I think they exchange contact info. and I think chelsea has to leave rick because he’s happy now.

even if she were to leave Rick, there's just no way she would even consider Saxon. that's delusional.
she doesn't think he has a soul. you can't fix what is not there.

It's clear her perspective of him is changing. If she still thought he was completely irreparably soulless, would she have even bothered teaching him to be "spiritual?"

What if Saxon becomes the guy with the tragic backstory once his dad dies and kills his mom

Call it a weird request if you want, but does a video compiling all of tanya's interactions with the s2 gays exist?
Want to show it to my mother who'll likely find it amusinf due to her previous experience with people like that

lol what are her experiences with gay people

he wants to get his sibling approval so bad but he doesn't have self control, either due to immaturity or he's a legit sociopath

Want to show it to my mother who'll likely find it amusinf due to her previous experience with people like that

is she a flight attendant

she's ok with helping people, it's not a big deal. if you actually believe this is possible, you're gonna be disappointed with the ending, trust me.
I think the type of pain she craves in Rick is the type of pain that is birthed in childhood, it's not normal adult's grief. she frames it as an epic battle that cannot be won, a pain that cannot be fixed and that's why she wants to be next to him. definitely not simple grief which is what an adult gets when their parents die.
Rick got a brief relief but he's not fixed. it's the type of relief you get when you go on a bender. it will feel good for a while but eventually the pain will return. I don't think their night out with the Thai prostitutes was a coincidence. the trip to Bangkok was always a fool's errand, and Chelsea felt it, that's why she tried so hard to convince him to stay.

you now remember the leftovers and when scott glenn saves qualley when she gets locked into the safe and cant breath

A few of the gays shes ran into over the years have given her the "diva of palermo" treatment (minus drugs, cheating and murder plot)

due to her previous experience with people like that

You mean her gay son?

Cause that shit is gay bro

And you would not be down to push more boundaries after getting jerked off by your lil bro

Reddit is very pro-Laurie and I thought she would be the sympathetic one in episode 1 but I've found her insufferable. Jaclyn has problems like everyone but she's not making it someone else's problem.

Why *is* she so mean to Saxon?

she's ok with helping people, it's not a big deal.

Are you going to answer my question or not?

if you actually believe this is possible, you're gonna be disappointed with the ending, trust me.

I'm not the same guy, I'm just telling you that if you can't pick up that her view of him has changed a non-zero amount you probably got held back in middle school

Thank christ you are not writing this show.

I liked Laurie until she went full bitch mode on Jac

Laurie got fucked over by Jaclyn but her passive aggressive need to hold that grudge makes her a cunt

Kate the Trump supporter sees both of their faults because she's the only one in a stable relationship that wants nothing to do with sketchy russian bros

I would harm an adorable puppy for a Chelsea in my life. No I wouldn't. But I always find controlling women masquerading as wounded instead of the genuine loving healing souls.

Nah she looked extra hot in that scene. I would nut in her and let the old man lose his mind over getting my sloppy seconds.