Here’s that manic pixie dream girl I’ve been telling you about

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Bogged

She's 45, what's the fucking problem? She looks fine

Still wood

Joan Collins finally hit the wall, huh?

zoomers failing to understand the aging process and the mass suicides that will ensue in 15-20 years is going to be hilarious

why doesnt this near 50 year old still look 18 bros...it's not fucking fair

She never recovered from this

people age

wow what a concept. everyone needs to be how they were 20 years ago or my life immersion is shattered

I rewatched The Happening and her acting is abysmal. You know it's bad when marky mark is mogging you

tfw no aging manic pixie dream quirk chungus post wall gf to wife up and have le schmexy times with

being a hipster was so cash

yeah, didn't expect it to get even worse.
Like people always struggled with aging, but now since there are better ways of dealing with it, and people see more of other people it's gonna break so many minds.

I'm gonna be a cute femboy in my 50s haha

no, you're gonna kill yourself before you hit 30 because you have no self-esteem beyond a specific appearance archetype based on youth

tfw drinking 4 liters of water a day, avoiding sunlight and consuming anti-oxidants so I can show off how youthful my skin looks to all the foids who rejected me in college in 20 years

tick tock you sunbathing alcohol consuming bitches

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it says here they're making a sequel series to New Girl
it's called Old Girl

reminder that you are criticizing an extremely successful person for their looks while wasting your peak years posting on an incel imageboard

married

two kids

Good for her

Could play Peg in the Married With Children reboot.

my peak years are long gone, fuck you

skinny

still has fat fold on her waist

how tf?

She'd look better if she was

Prime Zooey was unironically the babest of the babes

Just moderately cute.

When the average zoomer turns 30

Neither look bad really.
Just their age.
but yeah obviously not a girl or a twink anymore.

Makes me wanna rewatch Death Becomes Her.

men age into an increasing kino. women start to rot at age 20

That's the point.
They're hot for a minute, but crazy for life.

don’t care. blue eyes + dark hair will always make my dick diamonds

Remember 2000s low waist jeans? Everyone but rock stars on a cocaine diet had a muffin top because of them.

Just when I thought, boy, I gotta hook up with a bitter old girl with 1-2 kids

that's not fat.
it's totally normal wearing such tight jeans like those

i have dark blue eyes and brown hair. surely this has to be some woman’s preference?

Zoomers already look older than millennials

erotic pale tummy