/wlg/ The White Lotus General

i really wanted to see chloe's tits

anyone else confused why Saxon was so grossed out by fucking her in front of Gary? doesn't sound that crazy honestly. was it just because he was still shook about his brother?

nothing happens: the show

Greg is a cuck

It's a BS story. She said he and his ex wife didn't fuck but we saw him fuck Tanya multiple times. They had other plans for Saxon

he’s a repressed homosexual and in love with his younger brother

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I completely forgot sam rockwell was sober until after they left

Someone has to be taking note of all the (men) shirts showing up, right?
Some of those are all-timers
Im too cheap to buy any, but maybe knock-offs pop up

the show tends to treat sincere straight men pretty well overall. I think gaitok will man up at the end and get to kiss mook.

I don't know how they will wrap this up in a satisfying manner in just 90 minutes. I'm bracing for disappointment not gonna lie this episode kinda sucked

”nothing happens anon, sorry teehee”

What went wrong?

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I actually think he's in denial gay
Have we even seen him do or say a single heterosexual thing when it wasn't there to impress or hype up someone else? I don't think he has

Big letdown of an episode

it feels like all of the main characters are only about 75% of the way through their character arcs

Because it’s a disgusting and perverted act that she was asking of him

Saxy baby get Greg to pay you $100k to fuck Chloe

Mook A CUTE

Like what? Kill him?

I've done it before

Why the fuck didnt Rick and Rockwell prepare for their plot? What an absolute trainwreck to risk their lives like that, if it was meant to be humorous it really wasn't, just unbelievable how it all worked out

I wasn't hoping Sritala was leading them to a trap all along or something.

the closest would be trying to make a move on chelsea this episode while she was teaching him meditation. he’s clearly super mega in lust with lochy and freaked out that lochlan’s people pleasing tendencies honed in on his barely-repressed attraction.

You’re a degenerate

Goggins has hard carried this season

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Yeah, it's not hard to google some of the movies she did at least.

the closest would be trying to make a move on chelsea

I don't think he did that

same reason he was shocked about the brother doing what he did. he takes after his mother, anything outside the norm is gonna shock him. he does a lot of talk, but that's only to impress daddy. he's sheltered as fuck.

true

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Yeah that shit was hard to watch. Rick didnt think it through at all. Surely sritala will have some goons waiting for him back at the hote

Disappointing episode, to be honest. I figured the entire thing would be at the party with high tentions. then we get mostly nothing from the party. Tanya second to last episode last season so I figured we would get more from this

Parker Posey is hard carrying the season.

Also funny for Saxon to be saying "I will always be known as Tim's son", so on the nose for the Kennedy Schwarzenegger nepobaby

I’m praying that Piper is miserable tonight

Maybe Jesus can save her from those buddhists

Too funny

Am I insane for almost feeling bad for Saxon in this episode? obviously it kinda went away again when he tried making a move during the meditation, but he seemed genuinely disturbed by only caring about money

I hope Victoria survives. Parker Posey is doing a fantastic job.

I want so badly to defend some of the choices this season but I'm struggling to. The writing is slipping too much and it's not as entertaining as it should be. Pity

didn't he get a boner from the massage? I don't think that was purely to impress lmao
that said I do agree he's probably bi but like many male bifags in denial over it

the soulless commentary too. Mike likes to hit them hard.

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Saxon finding enlightenment and Piper becoming disillusioned and deciding she wants a normal life would be kino with the two of them swapping places

when he tried making a move during the meditation

Is that actually what happened? I thought the hand touching was just a part of the meditation and there was that mutual "oh this is spicy" realizing

he's a zoomer twink, he's default bi

Eyes closed not experiencing anything specific to the opposite sex
I think that's the only example though

He's the kind of handsome where it's almost creepy, like he looks like a mannequin

Who is the Quinn of this season?

It's probably Goggins but I'm hoping it's Saxon

twunk*

i think the hand touching was just all him

I feel like Tim's going to kill his family and then find out that he was totally cleared and not culpable for the financial crimes shit and we'll have a the Mist moment

Complains that she's going to see the "boat people" again

Slams her drink and asks one of the girls why she's with this middle-aged weirdo and that she can save her

Prays her daughter has a miserable night

She steals every scene.

kek would be based but wouldn't he be dead along with them?

We have 90 minutes of show left. That kind of Saxon evolution would be far too rushed

it was intentional. he doesn't know any other way. it's a numbers game for him, not human connection. he thought if he went along with her thing, it would increase his chances.
sad.

whatever happens is going to be rushed because nothing happened for 7 episodes prior to it

gaitok

My guess would be Saxon. Goggins will get the bittersweet ending where he's mentally in a better place but his gf dumps him since he's "fixed"

Wornontv.net

we all do

Tim's 100% not killing himself nor his family, if he did we wouldnt have visions of it or the suicide fruit preview in the trailer. Would be too obvious with no impact

and we'll have a the Mist moment

That movie's ending was so fucking bad
It would have worked if they were waiting a while in case help came but they were starving and miserable so they gave up but it all happening instantly totally killed the impact of it

my guess is either he makes the drink and backs out - or he puts the fruit in the drink by accident.
either way somehow a non family member drinks it

This, everything in the trailers is intentionally misleading. Loch sitting shirtless on a bed with his sister saying "I don't want to give into my sick shit" for instance, actual scene had absolutely nothing to do with anything that little tidbit implies

Nothing Happened vol. 7

is teefu going to leave goggins because he’s fixed now and go home with saxon instead? could mike white even pull that off in the last episode without it feeling like an asspull?

Just finished season 1. When is it suppose to get good??

didn't realize how old Scott Glenn was

Theodore Scott Glenn (born January 26 between 1938 and 1942)

his wiki lol, thats odd

It peaks with 2

Teefu is in the body bag, screepcap this.
They've left her as the last fully sympathetic character with no real flaws for maximum emotional impact. Bad things happen in threes.

I think they'll be ok. he's not fixed, it's just that that narrative about his father is not gonna bother him anymore. but he'll find something else to be annoyed with.

i need a Goggins Miami Vice

Gaitok deserves so much better than her

Was them immediately cutting away as soon as Fabian started singing a joke about how no one(not even the audience) cares about him?

Idk its falling flat for me, I just feel blueballed with things meandering and going nowhere

Thanks
They dont have everything, but it helps a lot

i feel like it's weird how she's been MIA most of the season

It's wild that they're pushing the Mook ladyboy reveal to ep 8, that episode is going to be action packed

Feel bad for Fabian, he's done nothing wrong...

She's like Isabella/Rocco last season. Hardly a real character, just a device

yes, i felt the same way. he obviously made it very known how special of a moment it was for him and right when he starts Carrie Coon just starts yapping about bullshit. I wanted to hear his song but then again we only had two hours left of the season

ill give it a shot but if they keep forcing homo propaganda imma call it.

it's Piper, I think. she'll discover that she just wants to be away from her entire family. it's not even about being a Buddhist, but to see the back of them.

if they all stay, she will return back home.

She's in the preview of the next episode, we're very fortunate to have Pam back.

I feel like it's meant to show how not big of a deal it was and how he shouldn't have been so anxious about it, but it was still very weird

show has Russian characters

they're invariably revealed to be sleazy gopnik criminals

the russian plotline is probably my least favorite and i know it's more for Gaitok's development but if they end up being the fatalities i'm gonna be pissed

he cute

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The submerged hand(someone drowning) in the ep8 preview it's quite small, has to be female.

Chelseabros it's over. She's the deer carcass, not the tiger.

Dogs are the Russians, tiger is Gaitok

They might die but in the same way the gay mafia died, obviously THE death will be a main character

I think she's represented by the tiger because she's fiercely protective, that's her only relation with that picture. she doesn't have to necessarily be on the scene depicted (gunfight between security guards and russians).

I'm pretty sure Mike is not gonna kill her, build something beautiful and then destroy it is the cheapest way to get a major dramatic effect, and he's not even looking for big dramatic moments, just laughs and insights about human nature.
the last time we see her will be at the airport, with Rick. she'll be blabbing and he'll look half-distracted.

the fact that this little dweeb came of from playing an absolute evil human being in one of the best movies of last year is extremely based. i would have never recognized him

The fact that things worked out for Rick and Frank despite how incompetent and poorly prepared they were left such a bad wtf taste in my mouth. I'm afraid the show is falling off

Reply with your prediction of who will die

Gaitok

Victoria

one or multiple of the Russians

Agreed, can't even name a movie you worked on or prepare your buddy to at least google one fucking movie this bitch has been in was ridiculous.

i think lochlan will die. not happy about it tho.

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Gaitok

I thought it was funny but also showed that these guys aren’t some hardened criminals or anything which was a good set up for rick not killing the old man.

Chelsea, Piper or Mook?

greg

They bullshitted an elderly couple for 30 minutes and then left in a hurry. Seems pretty realistic to me

Chelsea or Rick but not both

Plus some russians/bodyguards

Ratliffs and hags are all fine.

he's a virgin

Machiavellian gay keikaku was way more egregious
Funny yet egregious

And yet Rick's job is "this and that" and can't enter Australia. Frank had to leave America and had no issue getting Rick a gun and was fully expecting him to kill the dude

Why is Lochlan so fucked up? I feel like he will die somehow, he’s too creepy

Neither of those.
It's just a dream sequence.

Fabian

they probably sold weed to college kids or something and rockwell knows some criminal types in thailand too. if goggins had killed the old man he absolutely would’ve been caught. he’s literally staying in their hotel.

Piper is Tim's favorite, Saxon is Victoria's favorite. He has no direction so he looks to Saxon as a role model who normalized all the sex shit for him.

victoria in tim’s dream

scratch that. it’s piper in tim’s dream. he hasn’t fantasized about killing her or lochy yet but he has for himself sax and victoria.

I assumed Malfoy had abused them both which is why they're both so sexually weird and socially stunted but it's too late in the season for a reveal like that.

The entire family will be enlightened except for Piper. She will hate that she's not special anymore and drinks the poison fruit shake during an argument will her senpai.

Seems normal to me

What the fuck is that weird floofy white dress she's wearing to bed

He's playing the long game. He knows getting her won't be as easy as getting with Saxon.

i hate how this family acts like they just met each other for the first time on this vacation

Rick goes partying after hitting an insanely wealthy man with a shady past who owns the hotel his girlfriend is staying at instead of immediately telling her to get the fuck out of the hotel asap

Hell he should have told her as soon as he went to bangcok but at this point it's unexcusable. How stupid do you have to be? The writing is seriously off sorry I can't defend Mike White on this one

The Enforcer

The Executor

The Notary I, II and III

I don't care about the first two, I'm just curious about The Notary trilogy

Exactly, everything with goggins and rockwell has made no sense the past few episodes. I also think those scenes with Chelsea and Rick in the previews look like day dreams. I don't know if he's going to make it back in time. Either way, if this is how Chelsea dies that's fucking retarded.

they’re all jason statham films that came out in the same year

I am currently 10 minutes and 59 seconds into the episode. Obviously I am on a 20 minute reflection break, am I enjoying it thus far? Should I cut this break down to 15 minutes in anticipation?

he told her who the guy was before she even left. he has always known he was going to confront and possibly kill the guy and has always known the guy owned the hotel

I hope they get married someday

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he’s just a people pleaser. he seems “off” and creepy because he’s always just triangulating what it is people want from him and reciprocating that back to them. it gives the impression of inauthenticity.

The point is that obviously now Chelsea would be in extreme danger by nature of her connection to Rick. Sritala knows they are staying at the hotel and the dude just attacked her husband. How does it make sense for Chelsea to stay chillin at the hotel?
Even if somehow the dude turns out to be his father and tries to be nice and make up with him or whatever that's not something Rick the character would know, he's not the audience.

Dont know if piper is hot or not

Did Greg/ary go to Prostitutes-R-Us for her? She's the best money can buy? She's yucky and got no booba

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it's the family. they're all oblivious to evil. they allowed it to foster. he must have felt like a different species growing up. a normal family would have detected 'it' at an early age and he would have institutionalized before first grade.

She’s very hot in a conventional way, unless you don’t like her face

i feel like this season should have been 10 episodes or at least punched up a bit writing wise. it feels like one more hour won't be satisfying enough to save the season for me

he spared him, they're not gonna do anything. it's an old man dying and with guilt in his heart. he'll be grateful Rick only scared the shit out of him.

Next ep is 90 minutes

the fact that saxon has a beautiful submissive and eager to please twink fully at his disposal and inexorably bonded to him by blood but is too repressed and self-hating to avail himself of this is an absolute tragedy. i hope he learns to accept himself and we all get the happy brocest ending we’ve all been unanimously hoping for.

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incest is fucking weird though

you’re allowed to do it above a certain income level

I liked her today, I thought she held off well Laurie's bitchy snaky attacks.

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I'm coming to terms with the season just not being "IT" the way the other two were. Too many flaws so far, I still have hope for a banger finale but my hype is gone, this episode sealed the deal

So I finally broke down and decided to watch White Lotus and mostly through season 1. Not what I thought it would be from the clips and what not I've seen. Depressing satire and opening a show up with Steve Zahns dick was not what I was expecting.

don't really see it as wrong if it's consensual between siblings or cousins so long as you're not having kids
I feel like parent/kid or aunt/uncle/niece/nephew is just inherently icky though

At the end of the day she still cheated and tried her hardest to deny it happened.

Laurie did lose the high ground the moment she hooked up with a dude she knew was in a relationship

piper walks in on loch and sax balls deep

in her shock she drops her towel (just got out of the shower)

dad walks in and sees what he thinks is a sibling threesome (but really it’s normal bonding)

shoots all three kids, wife, himself

Pam walks in and slips on blood, dying from the head impact

manager guy walks in, sees pam (his secret love interest) dead

grabs the gun and shoots gaitok and moot for not doing their job

russians come to the rescue and gunfight ensues

meanwhile girlfriend drains bald guy’s accounts and he can’t pay belinda

he thinks it was cops freezing the account because she reported him

kills belinda

goggins’ gf finds a gun and kills bald guy

goggins stumbles back, hungover and says WHAAAAT!?

If it makes you feel better the dick was a prosthetic. There's a prosthetic cock in every season

Is that Winona Ryder?

Kek

are these terraces common in Thailand? I think I'd seen them before in propaganda films. they're quite nice.

Last 2 episodes were excellent, this one was fucking terrible. I was supposed to be hyped for the finale, not disappointed

mike white hasn’t let us down yet so I’m optimistic the season will end well.

2 hours

only 150 posts

mfw

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Piper is the stealth villain of the entire season

It’s back to being boring. I have an incest fetish and Mike White definitely does too

Let's face it was a bad episode. Questionable writing and just not engaging.

There's only so much Victoria's antics can do to salvage it. The russian trying to pull a scam was funny too I guess

dude ur fuckin delusional lmao ur probably some rape hon from Anon Babble

my guess is blackmail him using the stuff with his brother to kill the fat black lady because she didn't say yes to gary's deal

sussy status?

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COONBROS WE EATIN GOOD

Denied

not yet taken. we're holding on until the finale.

it's pretty based how much she has gotten nude in shows. she definitely takes care of her body so it makes sense

i just want everyone to have a happy ending :(

checked and based lochy poster

I feel the same, this is the first season where I’m upset we’re not gonna see these characters ever again

this shit was hilarious. I can see why Chelsea likes him. he was depressed all week, complaining that the dude ruined his life since birth and then when he got there all he did was push him off the chair.

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Chelsea leaves Rick when she discovers he had an orgy with Thai hookers.

This was a devastating episode for plotcels

no mookcock

grim

he didn't really look like he was participating in any of that

Why is frank stabbing a mannequin in next week's promo?

I hope lochlan dies or at least is brutally humbled

The preview straight up says Tim poisons the family with a fruit smoothie.

I think it's just the Mr. Beast smile.

Rick is actually a good guy, Rickcels vindicated

rank the seasons in terms of cast hotness
for me it’s 3 > 1 > 2

Hes a giant pussy

1>2>3

Which means it definitely won't happen. Do you have brain damage?

Oh, this is good. Feel like it's very likely to happen now.

we all collectively disavow this terrible opinion btw

he will either make it and change his mind or it will be a little fantasy he has

That italian hooker from the previous season was insanely hot

By far the best plotline, all three of them are easy to sympathize with, in their own ways.

So he should face no consequences for raping his own brother?

scenes that hit too close to home

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The photography on this show is so beautiful.

Name one photograph

your face when your nice sister endearingly tells you you're the best and that she loves you

the day after you conned your brother into a threesome and jerked him off

the boy is sick in the head. it's not even borderline anymore.

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that didn’t happen

I was going to post a bunch, but HBO's video player is so fucking awful, it darkens the screen way too much as you're scrolling through the show. Another W for piracy.

But most of the Muay Thai scenes, the random scenery shots (pufferfish closeup, drone shot of illuminated fishing boats). Even the generic close-ups of people's faces during dialogue are so beautifully lit.

Will this kino ever be topped?

Billionaire grindset. You wouldn’t get it

Why was piper upset that loch wanted to stay?

Unironically would make a decent Patrick Bateman.

Can’t believe i used to think aubrey plaza was hot

Goggins sucked Chelsea's tits and Lochlan jerked off on Saxon's face

Bravo Mike

can someone please explain what the FUCK is the purpose of MOOK and her completely unbelievable interest in gaitok. her character has done NOTHING and i thought she would be using him or something but they keep playing it straight.

MOOKBROS plz explain

she was but women age like milk

Because for her buddhism is an excuse to get the fuck away from her family
That and "noooo this is my thing I'm supposed to be super different and speshul don't steal my thing"

But loch is the 1 family member she likes being around

she only wants to go there to get away from her family and feel superior to them. like her mom said a few eps ago, she’s just as judgmental as her mom, if not more so. she was very insulting to her family and their values during her dinner alone with her parents.

Greg the cuck.

nooo he's actually a criminal mastermind

She's part of the Russian robbery schemes. She'll warn them he now has a gun or even try to steal it from him

he didn't like being objectified,did he? I think the message is quite clear here. his story is getting kinoer by the episode.

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mike white is correctly and basedly treating her like nothing more than an object for gaitok to win when he kills the russians next week.

one drink can't hurt

proceed to get fucked up on coke and ladyboys

MOOKBROS I JUST REALIZED IN THE PREVIEW WHY DID VALENTIN GIVE GAITOK THE STINK EYE

MAYBE MOOK RATTED ON GAITOK NOTICING VALENTIN AT THE FIGHT

I dont like this seasons theme song
Notably worse compared to the previous seasons

he’ll win chelsea over by pouring his heart out to her next ep at the same time rick comes back from bangkok happy and she will understand that her time with him is over and she’ll add saxon on instagram when they part ways at the airport.

yo do we have any evidence that greg actuallty didnt like tanya?

because I thought the way he met her was cheesy or whatever but I didnt see any evidence it was staged. and I think its really quite obvious from her and him in the second season that he was really just quite tired of her. because shes insane.

sure he had the plan of getting the gays to kill her, but is there evidence that was really his plan all along?

I agree but I also think it has been used really well in a couple episodes

Will Tim kill the family with the suicide papaya?

didn't he pretend to have cancer or something at first which was never true? idk

it seems like it was always a long con. seduce her, marry her, murder for the money

shes just the sexy local girl who makes you question your morality because she wants you to be more ambitious

No there's a line in season 2 that Tanya introduced him to a doctor

I don’t remember if it was made clear that he was always scamming her or not.
I think he really had it and she sent him to like the best doctors in the world or something
he’ll back out at the last possible second

Sritala wants to recapture her youth and glory and is blinded by any chance at that. Goggins has been bullshiting her the whole time including orevuous episodes and while its obvious to us that is not the case for her due to her motivations.

I just hit this elderly wealthy Mafia boss with a colorful past of shady business and murder after playing his wife like an absolute fool. She knows me and my girlfriend are staying at the hotel they own. Should I call my girlfriend and tell her to get the fuck outta there or she might run into trouble?

Nah let me go spend the night partying with my buddy who just broke sobriety thanks to my ridiculous scheme that miraculously worked out

Sorry but the show's quality really plummeted this week

I mean I dno, he mentioned in season 2 that hes going to live because her money gave him access to doctors that saved his life.

but what that kind of implies is that he went to the white lotus thinking he was going to die and then got lucky with her

he’ll win chelsea over by pouring his heart out to her

I don't think so, he tried that before.

I think her dance videos were real, it was her (that actress)

he didn’t really. he was just trying to get laid. he will accept that he can’t get her and then open up to her without thinking about sex at all and that will win her over.

She got that defensive because she did catch feelings in that moment. Once Rick shows he's "fixed" Saxon will be her new project

I mean in the euphoric heat of the moment post "victory" I could totally see that happening

I was actually kind of impressed by Saxon's acting in this episode. Dude might have the juice

The fact that Sritala is in the opening credits but Chloe isn't is absolutely criminal

Imagine being gay enough to watch White Lotus unironically.

so you watch entire shows ironically? lol

Actresses have been called prostitutes twice lad

there is a part where Chloe is pressing Saxon to fuck her and some notes from "Utopia"(since Cristobal Tapia de Veer scored it too) get repeated.
Made me go listen to Utopia soundtrack again
youtu.be/3BxuSEkFBaQ?t=167

No. Because that's also gay.

tite

Gaitok is a satan worshipping coward faggot who must not reproduce

i wish we could have a big sleepover to watch the season finale. we'd have snacks and comfy pillows and spend hours after discussing the episode

OY PAWGADYLE DUNDEE IS BACK

Zion gets bitten by a snake for being a retarded orangutan and getting in the water.

Lochy cumming in Saxon

When we see a pic of him with the gay dude in his mansion I thought that was kind of confirming that greg is one of the homos and the whole thing was a con

lolchan

Good name for a twink

I'd bring the popcorn

i'll bring the reese's

It’s Rick’s dad and he’s going to tell srita LaAA to let him go

she sensed something was off about his request. she can't wrap her head around it yet, because he's the only member of the family she actually likes, but the creepy vibes are getting to her. there was another scene during the full moon party when she wakes up from meditating, like she had had a premonition. around the time Loch was "owning" their sibling, Saxon.

it will be very interesting to see how she handles it.

Gay

based

he isnt a mafia boss, he himself admitted he is more careful now

I'm about to watch the new episode and ever haven't read anything in this thread, I feel like someone is gonna die or at least almost die this episode, will report back when I'm done

what the fuck do you think were already doing?

chilling in the cuck corner with greg?

This was one of the funniest scenes in the series.

some1 save that scene where the canadian hoe and chelsea are psychoanalyzing his kink

venmo?

paypal?

visa?

wire transfer?

tikkie?

will Laurie learn her lesson now? (that Jaclyn acts like she's above her, because she's above her)

BASED

the old man rick threatens comes back and saves rick maybe?

saves rick from what? getting chlamydia from rawdogging one of those thai hookers they were fucking?

god sam rockwell is so fucking good

incelbros, we lost

that scene was hilarious

Nice catch anon
Gonna go relisten to the Utopia soundtrack again too. Love the theme.

me on the right

i'd be in the middle :)

gotta develop my spirituality bros

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chelsea looked excited about it

i posted this in another thread but the russian lady is for sure a pimp and not one of their girlfriends right? aleksei is for sure a hooker. nobody has the full collection of paypal, zelle, and cashapp without being a hooker.

We got some good tiddies this episode. Someone wanna link webms to Anon Babble?

gaitok’s flashback this ep confirmed that they are the criminals who burglarized the hotel earlier this season. I doubt gigolos are committed armed robbery on the side. I think he was just asking for money because he’s a criminal, scammer, and all around scumbag.

someone posted the translation of her yelling and it was just all mad girlfriend talk

valentin is a masseuse which is basically a type of hooker and him an aleksi are both "dancers" which is basically another type of hooker.

the bald guy seems like he majored in scaring the hos at college so his whole gig is probably just armed robbery but it doesn't seem unlikely that hookers and thieves would hang out together and plan a robbery at the hotel one of them works at

I’ll bring the handjobs

so apparently this was supposed to be Greg's girlfriend actress before they recast her

she can sense Saxon off Lochy's hand

season should have been condesced into 6 episodes

where should next season happen? I like the ski resort idea in the Alps

will you be the lochy to my saxon

Still putting my money on Sax trooning out. He's paralleling the AGP monologue.

They can't have the actual locals be criminals because that's a step too far.

I was 25 here

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Need a webm of Russian pimp smacking him in the balls. Shit was hilarious

Imagine the smell

The way Rick and Frank were comically fumbling having had zero preparation for what they were doing was just eyeroll inducing and honestly took me out of the show

I just hope the finale isn't a letdown and has a scene as kino as the old sailor telling Tanya that he's gay too and then her going on a rampage facing the camera while sobbing uncontrollably

That and Belinda turning down the money had me yelling at the screen

Yeah that's the most logical choice

setting where you're constantly under 3 layers of clothes and the environment is dreadfully boring

that ain't gonna happen mate, next up will probably africa or middle east.

snowy areas are comfy and kino

You'll enjoy severance then.
I can understand liking winter-y stuff. it's cold, there's nobody around, nothing moves. But it makes for piss poor drama and filming locations.

mookbros its over

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Yes, because Belinda taking blood money would’ve been the right thing to do.

blood money

Nothing confirms that Greg killed Tanya

i thought you were more ambitious

gaytok bros......... mook has the ick :(

Not every "yacht girl" is a bimbo.

only thing good about this season are bunnyfu, her tits, and Patrick Schwarzenegger

gary is a cuckold

possibly the most brutal mogging in the entire history of the show

Talking anout happy ending massages in front of your mother isnt normal

Thats literally the show though

season 2 had portia

Teefu breaks up with Goggns because he had an orgy and is fixed. She foes or broken Saxxon

This general makes me miss severance generals

You might as well drop it then

There is likely to be lot of collateral damage in the crossfire

New thread when?

I just watched it. Does anything happen in this show? I watched ep01 and 08, and some recaps on youtube.
At least everybody dies in the last episode right?

Bump

Yeah the whole thing is trying to figure out who dies. It's not a very deep show.

yeah no. idgaf who killed who and who died.
i'm here for the scenery and soundtrack.

Just when you thought she couldn't be more perfect.. God I wish I was a French Billionaires son....

No one has seen the last episode, so no one knows for certain. I think there will be multiple deaths

Like real life.

Kek, that genuinely works

She totally took pictures of Harry fucking a child or something, right?