Behold, the most Reddit horror movie ever made

he was a momma's boy

I can't believe British James Franco accepted the main role in this bait and switch slop

The movie has nothing to do with the story.

too cool for school

For the last time I don't care who Robbie Williams is

What specifically is reddit about it?

he was gay

Yeah it was terrible
Dude not even. Almost all of the deaths were off screen

That funeral scene was definitely supposed to tug at heart strings but just sucked
Perkins is such a nepo baby hack. And he's in his forties it's just sad now

I hate trannies more than you but I sincerely do not think there's a more evil or deranged activity you could do compared to imagining people being tortured for all eternity

i think the whole movie should've just been the kid actor playing the twins. the moment they go to the present, it becomes very tripe. plus, i thought Theo james was above such cheap horror movies? blow addiction?

The humor for one and the manufactured generational trauma allegory for the other
Everything with the kids stunk too imo. The middle school bullies being girls was definitely supposed to be smart but it was just obnoxious

You know Osgood Perkins grew up sheltered and rich when his struggling single mother character lives in an actual mansion

the main characters being twin teen kids worked a lot better with the movie's whimsical nature than the adult Bill and Hal section of the film.

HE will go in the lake of fire soon enough anyway

Fun movie, not some groundbreaking horror comedy but I enjoyed it. Twin dynamic at the start was a little annoying though. The metalhead dude’s death was weirdly out of tone with the other kills too

The short story was pretty kino. The movie, not so much.

The superior adaptation.

im not gonna watch it. tell me whats happening in pic related

The beta brother (main character) activates the monkey to make it kill his bully twin brother but the monkey kills their mom (picrel), the movie from that point is about the bully brother secretly getting revenge on the MC for it by repeatedly using the monkey hoping to kill the MC

"Believe in magic...or i'll kill you..."

but the monkey kills their mom (picrel)

how does she died

it becomes very tripe

the pajeet has never seen tripe before because all he eats is lentils

good thread, I don't regret opening it

a made up type of stroke

She has a stroke and hemorrhages from everywhere

lame. I have to say, here we are, in the middle of the effects golden age and the absolute lack of creativity is astounding. I mean specifically in regards to "premise leads to creative, surreal ways to kill someone" Saw is limited by whats possible in the real world and even then they at least go big. Remember the Micheal Bay Nightmare on elm street movie? shit like that. fucking boring as fuck. oh well.

Monkey Shines is clearly the superior evil monkey movie.

After Ozgood Perkins was so rude to a redditor about wagecuck jobs, never gonna watch his stuff.

post it

embarrassingly bad and an absolute waste of tatiana maslany
osgood perkins will never top the blackcoat's daughter

it was funny

I didn’t like this movie, and I was actually looking for it. Only Ozgood Perkins movie I’ve seen so far was this and Longlegs. I liked Longlegs enough, but this one sucked. Wasn’t funny once and the characters sucked, and the pacing and writing was jarring. Got to the part where the lady died in the motel pool and turned it off.

I lasted 25 minutes

Damn, I think that's where I tapped out too. Right when a woman's head got caught on fire. I thought, this should be funny or entertaining. I should be laughing or engaged. Instead I was stonefaced and kind of irritated.