Have met a celebrity IRL?
Have met a celebrity IRL?
no. I don't leave the house
same
I met one of the main guys from CSI: Miami and the dude's charismatic as hell in real life. He's even dating Reba McEntire.
Over a decade ago I made Jason Alexander a latte and told him he was the bomb in shallow hal and pulled a shiggy on him. I’ve been posting about this story since the day it happened.
Also if I ever see ben affkeck I plan on shouting at him “you was the bomb in phantoms yo”
The guy who played Dwight on the office was on my red eye flight out of Chicago.
ezra miller hit on me at a gay bar in west hollywood called flaming saddles
Faggot
I met Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Bill Murray was at the Wendy's I was at. He came up to my table and ate a bunch of my French fries and left by saying "no one will believe you when you tell people this"
no shit sherlock
didn't take them up on it tho, I'm only into bear-types
Yeah, his agent was there and talked for him and it was really fucking weird. I looked him up and he trooned out which is pretty hilarious.
what's a shiggy?
In 2005, I fucked Mike Vallely on the train tracks behind a Ross Dress for Less. Man, his ass could grip. Real tight, not a hair on it, and a sphincter you could only dream of. I had fun at first. But he was so weirdly macho about it. He kept saying things like “thats right bitch, am I gonna make you nut?” and “fucking fag I bet you can’t wait to bust in my fat hairy man ass hahaha faggot”. I just ignored him and kept railing. He continued unironically calling me his bitch and a fag as he had several hands free prostate orgasms spilling seminal fluids onto the train tracks, getting more angry and dominant after each one. “Yea i bet you like dudes. You look like a pussy” he’d say “I cant even feel your limpdick bitch.” I just kept clapping, wondering wtf is up with him. After about 20 minutes of railing Mike’s boypussy, drenched in sweat and his cream, I finally got a nut off despite his constant berating and degrading comments. He immediately hopped off, laid flat on his back and bent his legs over his head so the cum dripped out of his asshole directly into his mouth. “The fuck you looking at? You like this gay boy?” He kept saying. After he got every last drop. He cackled like a rooster and punched me in the face as hard as he could. He nearly broke his hand, but I was fine. “Fucking fag” he said as he limped off into the sunset, shaking his wrist. That was the first and last time I fucked Mike Vallely on the train tracks behind the Ross Dress for Less.
Ran into Walton Goggins on the Santa Monica Pier last weekend
Did he say his iconic catch phrase "Nigger" for you?
pulled a shiggy on him
in english, doc
I met Ericson Core (the director) at a restaurant outside of Philly.
Aparently Jennifer Tilly complimented me as a baby for being quiet on a plane.
He was doing a photo shoot for Vanity Fair or something
that outfit
I can hear the whips cracking now. How does he get away with it?
Did she let you suck on her tits
My parents met Bill Cosby in the 70s.
He looks like he's about to drop a hard R
I have several autographs from horror movie conventions. Bruce Campbell is legitimately a dickhead, Lori Cardille seems like a genuinely sweet woman. Almost got a picture with Brian Peck at a ROTLD reunion before I remembered he was a pedo.
wow what an asshole. I would not have a weekend romance with him at Bocca Raton
Willie Nelson
Johnny Cash (and June Carter but who cares)
Weylon Jennings
Kris Kristofferson
I guess those are the "biggest" besides politicians.
No. I'm scared they will imprison me and make me their slave.
flaming saddles
Can’t gay bars just have normal names? Why are they always something like the Crusty Ring or the Stiff One
Well, maybe Billy counts. I was at the bar that one time he shot that guy there in the face.
Is there a gay bar called "Crust Busters" yet?
yea in Moscow
Tarzan, Calif.
kek
are you talking to "Ivan" again, guy?
Which bar in West Hollywood is the inspiration for Pink Pony Club? Everyone gives a different answer, but Beaches is the one that I hear most often. Next time I'm in West Hollywood I'll look for Ezra Miller.
It was a beautiful story.
The rumors are that, if you say you loved him in The Crow 3, he will call you a nigger.
Is Brian Peck the one that raped Drake and Josh?
Goddamned fucking newfags get the fuck out
ishygddt
not a hair on it
fat hairy man ass
good otherwise
REEE how dare you not know this obscure thing that only a faggot like me would know REEEE
kys
hey OP its Nikki Blonsky from the movie Hairspray I love your post! Miss ya!
met the porn star Alex Chance a year ago she's doing well in her life rn, starting a family. spoke with her and her fiance a few times.
How did the fiance react that you recognized her? That must be weird for the guy.
2011 Anon Babble culture
obscure
I clocked who she was but I didn't mention it. They were very nice to me I didn't want to be a pain
Probably gets off on it. Only a complete cuck would marry a whore.
I DoorDash their sex ritual prostitutes. Less boys than you’d think.
kek
wasn't here in 2011
nta but he's right. step it up.