Realistically speaking, what would you do in this situation?

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Realistically speaking, what would you do in this situation?

Bean the kid over the head even if it means your death. Better to die on your feet than to endure that little shit. So the only realistic part is trying to train yourself to do one thing while your mind is elsewhere.

So practice going about your tasks while focusing on an abstract problem, like math or something. Make it ritualistic. It's a longshot, but whatever.

Oh and the original short story and twilight zone ep is about how kids are sociopathic little shits, not golden little angels, and if they were to ever gain power they'd be mad kings.

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put his finger in my ass

Fuck him til he loves me

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The worst part is that it's unclear what is actually going on. Did he remove everyone to a pocket universe, or even worse, did he litterally destroy the rest of reality? If so, then there's only a few hundred people left so humanity is doomed. He's too sociopathic to even care about long term planning. TYhe story ends with it snowing because he wants it, but it means their crops are going to fail, and thus famine is going to occur but they have to pretend it's the best.

Also the cornfield is never explained which just makes it worse. The short story I believe has him killing peole, then they implore he dump the bodies somewhere, so they go to The Cornfield. So this probably just means they're being killed and their bodies are dumped there.

I would save him the trouble and do the watusi into the cornfield.

Just give the kid a bunch of alcohol until he dies

the ole rat poison in the porridge

I already think happy thoughts so I don't have to do anything.

is he able to read your mind from any distance or not? otherwise he'd know your plan as soon as you thought of it

You think he's simply going to kill you?

He gets distracted and they almost bean him over the head - so it's not all knowing and omniscient.

I assume Cornfield is another pocket dimension where he took a big cornfield from outside the town, and that's it. Great you're stuck in a cornfield... with rotten dead corn so you starve to death.

save me from jokes jannyman

kiss me

die basically
he merked hundreds of retards like you and subjected them to humiliating and twisted fates worse than death before the episode's events

he merked hundreds of retards like you and subjected them to humiliating and twisted fates worse than death before the episode's events

he doesn't seem overtly cruel and gets off on torture. He is just amoral and sociopathic, so once something bothers him he wants it out of his sight. So I'll take my chances with the cornfields. We're either in an apocalypse scenario for humanity or we're doomed prisoners in a pocket dimension.

Honestly the only thing that kept him alive seems to be fear and the taboo about beating children.

This episode anticipated boomers when you really think about it.

the doctor who delivered him tried to kill him as a newborn right out the womb and he used his powers to disappear everyone not only in the room or building but the entire fucking state. good luck with your dumbass plan.

send him to epstein island in first class

I’ll fuck you till you love me, faggot

Did he remove everyone to a pocket universe, or even worse, did he literally destroy the rest of reality?

he didn't destroy the whole earth, they go to new york in the sequel. it's unclear though if where he lives is a desolated part of america or a pocket dimension.

Try to convince the kid it'd be funny if he made me a paradise and zapped me away to it or something

Is this why people hate Ginger's?

he didn't destroy the whole earth, they go to new york in the sequel. it's unclear though if where he lives is a desolated part of america or a pocket dimension.

The story is based on a short story while the "sequel" is some cash grab from the twilight zone revival series based on nothing. If anything, the sequel story seems hellbent on giving the damn thing a positive ending and telling us he's not a total sociopath.

dominate me daddy

Turn him into an Otaku to make anime girls real

Can he read your thoughts if he doesn't know you're there? Snipe him from a distance.

teach the kid to be a saint, I guess.
either that or teach the kid to undo himself (at best, just undo his powers cognatively, at worse... existential erasure)

Oh no! My idea of hell is a tropical island full of chicken tenders and Barbara Palvins that need to drink my cum to live! Don't send me there for eternity and make me immortal so my torment will never end! Ohhhhhhh no!

pull his finger and show him how a man farts.

I wouldn't do anything. I would just listen and that is what no one did.

The adults that lived managed to control their thoughts. Even thinking about doing him wrong gets you wished into the cornfield.

He'll know you're plotting against him. Only a very impulsive yet calculated mind could defeat him, someone who without having giving it thought before can decide to kill the kid as the thought occurs, as if giving in to an intrusive thought with the flash of brilliance that the thought itself means death so follow through is necessary.

grape

I would befriend him and convince him to teleport the entire population of Tel Aviv to the sun.

this is my favorite TZ episode

ftw you have a loving reality warping daughter who travels around the world with you terrorizing and torturing people.