Lord of the Rings general

About to finish Unfinished Tales and embark on the History of Middle Earth

any femoid who doesn't like LOTR can be discarded and forgotten about without any second thought
LOTR is the ultimate GF/Wife check

LOTR is the ultimate GF/Wife check

LOTR is the ultimate consooomer check.
I'm not sitting my ass on a couch next to a woman for 3.5 HOURS and not fooling around at least a little bit.

History of Middle Earth is a really tough read in places. The Book of Lost Tales are pretty incredible although the story just stops at annoying places, but the third one I can't through it's Beren and Luthien and Turin told in Old English poetic metres

you've never fooled around with any woman and you're not going to any time soon
kys

The ultimate wife check is if she will dress up as an elf and cook related food for the film.

none now live who remember it

the Elves, immortal

my gf sat through 40-odd hours of game of thrones before accidentally revealing she had no idea who jon snow was. i went ahead and stopped forcing her to watch it

well did she at least let you grab her titties while you watched or something