does the best Criterion Closet Collection of all time
Anora immediately wins Best Actress and Best Picture
actually makes SNL tolerable
How is she actually able to do it? It's clear that she is the next big thing in Hollywood.
Does the best Criterion Closet Collection of all time
video store has thousands of films
criterion closet only has crappy old foreign movies
Yeah I'm thinking Blockbuster
It's an honor to be invited to the Criterion Closet
Easy Rider is shit though.
This. Meanders nowhere.
Yeah it's fucking boring. I'll never see the appeal.
The only criterion i've enjoyed so far was Kojima's and only because he used it purely as an excuse to tell young japanese kids to watch more classic 60s and 70s japanese movies.
He didn't even mention a single western film despite being a westaboo.
Viggo Mortensen had by far the single best Criterion closet segment. That's how a real film lover talks about films. Take notes, posers.
Filtered. Anora is dabbing on you.
the best shit in the collection is japanese movies from the 50s-70s and argento movies
does the best Criterion Closet Collection of all time
get out of here
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not a single Argento movie is in the collection though
they're mostly with Arrow and Severin
isnt tenebrae, bird with the crystal plumage and suspiria in the collection?
Friedkin has never won Best Picture. With one movie Anora won Best Picture, Best Actress, and others.
I only watch Criterion closet videos of people who are at least 60 years old.
Everything else has been a huge waste of time and mind.
She's 10x more sophisticated than any of the chuds hating on her
i love her, will she marry me?
Friedkin is from a time when brainrotted nepo-babies were the extreme minority of the academy, not the majority.
Shoot yourself in the head
i miss when the criterion closet videos only got like 10k views, they're basically tiny desk concerts for movies now, zoomers ruin fucking everything
nope and I don't think they've ever been as in not even in the laserdisc era
Tenebrae = Synapse
The Bird with the Crystal Plumage = Arrow
Suspiria = Severin
I like the Shawn and Gregory video.
This. They used to be kino because any excitement people showed was genuine because they thought only a handful of ultra film buffs would ever see it. So you got genuine uncool passion for movies.
Now it's so popular that it's about as genuine as a Jimmy Fallon appearance. Wouldn't be surprised if they got prepped by publicity people which movies to pick and what to say about them now to make sure they didn't pick something hecking problematic.
It's an honor to be invited to Blockbuster. Most people just walk in
based oldfags
similar thing happened with tiny desk concerts, they used to be a way for npr to give exposure to up and coming indie bands, now it's just a stop on the pr circuit for slop peddlers and zoomers eat it up
I would bring three different versions of Dredd 2012 in a bag and go on a tirade about how shit almost all movies are and how autistic you have to be to enjoy old shitty art films then spit at the camera and leave with my 3 different copies of dredd 2012, one of which I would watch that evening.
Ah but I'm just not watching this whore in the latest kike propaganda. Sorry!!!
Search her last name and everything will be revealed
I know they're good but whatever you do DON'T pick a polanski movie
this whole criterion thing screams of pathetic posers that are into movies for some dumb aEsthEtIc bullshit, like criterion box art is where it's at. put the same movie on a shitty black box with handwritten titles and nobod ywould give a fuck about it. consumers pretending to be different etc
do you know what a restoration is? also they have bunch of interesting extras included with them and no I haven't bought a single one
ive close to zero idea, but i see all the time people discussing or not discussing directors and movies depending if they are in the crit catalogue. its like they think Criterion is a genre or school of cinema, when they just like the tidy design and presentation. similar with italians and Adelphi books
Agreed. Everybody picks the same shit in the closet now too. I don't need to hear anyone else talk about fucking Cassavettes and Blue Velvet.
actually makes SNL tolerable
I dunno how anyone can watch that trash. Love Mikey but it sucked and it seemed like she got shortchanged on everything. She also seems really awkward with all the attention she's started to get like a little sperg and that's cute.
Carrie Coon criterion closet is the best one.
I for one love Mickey Bergenstein
its staged ,faggot
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100% to everything you guys said
fuck modern youtube